Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Author: Mark Twain Mark Twain

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2014-11-04

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13: 9781502929167

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"[...]fresh element, to whet the dull edge of captivity. That was very neatly said, but it doesn't mean anything. One doesn't want the edge of captivity sharpened up, you know, but just the reverse." He glanced at his pretty French mantel-clock. "That clock's wrong again. That clock hardly ever knows what time it is; and when it does know, it lies about it—which amounts to the same thing. Alfred!" There was no answer. "Alfred!... Good servant, but as uncertain as the clock." Alonzo touched an electric bell button in the wall. He waited a moment, then touched it again; waited a few moments more, and said: "Battery out of order, no doubt. But now that I have started, I will find out what time it is." He stepped to a speaking-tube in the wall, blew its whistle, and called, "Mother!" and repeated it twice. "Well, that's no use. Mother's battery is out of order, too. Can't raise anybody down-stairs—that is plain." He sat down at a rosewood desk, leaned his chin on the left-hand edge of it and spoke, as if to the floor: "Aunt Susan!" A low, pleasant voice answered, "Is that you, Alonzo?'[...]".


Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Author: Mark Twain

Publisher:

Published: 2015-10-08

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 9781517711337

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Contents: The Loves Of Alonzo Fitz Clarence And Rosannah Ethelton On The Decay Of The Art Of Lying About Magnanimous-Incident Literature The Grateful Poodle The Benevolent Author The Grateful Husband Punch, Brothers, Punch The Great Revolution In Pitcairn The Canvasser's Tale An Encounter With An Interviewer Paris Notes Legend Of Sagenfeld, In Germany Speech On The Babies Speech On The Weather Concerning The American Language Rogers


Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories

Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories

Author: Mark Twain

Publisher:

Published: 2017-08-03

Total Pages: 91

ISBN-13: 9781521982549

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How is this book unique? Font adjustments & biography included Unabridged (100% Original content) Illustrated About Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories by Mark Twain In this collection, fans of Twain will surely enjoy reading his essays like "On The Decay of the Art of Lying," "About Magnanimous-Incident Literature," and "Concerning the English Language," and "Speech on the Weather." While some of the other stories here are worth reading, they will help you to understand just how gifted Twain is in many arenas of knowledge and how entertaining his anecdotes and observations on life can be. One hidden gem here that is a new read for me is his short story "The Great Revolution in Pitcairn," which imagines a society built on a deserted island that is descended from the rascals of the novel "Mutiny on the Bounty."


Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories - Scholar's Choice Edition

Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories - Scholar's Choice Edition

Author: Mark Twain

Publisher:

Published: 2015-02-16

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781298063588

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This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.


Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Author: Mark Twain

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-08-11

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 9781725019492

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Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories: Large Print Mark Twain It was well along in the forenoon of a bitter winter's day. The town of Eastport, in the state of Maine, lay buried under a deep snow that was newly fallen. The customary bustle in the streets was wanting. One could look long distances down them and see nothing but a dead-white emptiness, with silence to match. Of course I do not mean that you could see the silence-no, you could only hear it. The sidewalks were merely long, deep ditches, with steep snow walls on either side. Here and there you might hear the faint, far scrape of a wooden shovel, and if you were quick enough you might catch a glimpse of a distant black figure stooping and disappearing in one of those ditches, and reappearing the next moment with a motion which you would know meant the heaving out of a shovelful of We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.


Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories Mark Twain

Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories Mark Twain

Author: Mark Twain

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-03-08

Total Pages: 70

ISBN-13: 9781986288026

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It was well along in the forenoon of a bitter winter's day. The town of Eastport, in the state of Maine, lay buried under a deep snow that was newly fallen. The customary bustle in the streets was wanting. One could look long distances down them and see nothing but a dead-white emptiness, with silence to match. Of course I do not mean that you could see the silence-no, you could only hear it. The sidewalks were merely long, deep ditches, with steep snow walls on either side. Here and there you might hear the faint, far scrape of a wooden shovel, and if you were quick enough you might catch a glimpse of a distant black figure stooping and disappearing in one of those ditches, and reappearing the next moment with a motion which you would know meant the heaving out of a shovelful of snow.


Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories

Author: Mark Twain

Publisher:

Published: 2010-10-29

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781453894026

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Mark Twain is one of the most beloved authors of all time. This collection of his work includes:The Loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton, On the Decay of the Art of Lying, About Magnanimous-incident Literature, The Grateful Poodle, The Benevolent Author, The Grateful Husband, Punch Brothers Punch, The Great Revolution in Pitcairn, The Canvasser's Tale, An Encounter with an Interviewer, Paris Notes, Legend of Sagenfeld In Germany, Speech on the Babies, Speech on the Weather and Concerning the American Language.