Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Author: Jade Summer

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-09-21

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781537779157

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Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...


Breakup Swear Words

Breakup Swear Words

Author: Petty Colors

Publisher:

Published: 2017-04-19

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780998948300

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The aftermath following a bad relationship break up can be an emotional time. Coloring swear words and colorful sayings could tremendously help with the healing process. In addition, completing various in-book activity sheets can also help a person embrace and let go of what once was. BreakUp Swear Words is a coloring & activity book ? coupled with a bit of humor and positive self-talk, that opens up greater possibilities for faster healing.


Trans Affirmations Coloring Book

Trans Affirmations Coloring Book

Author: Lorenz

Publisher: Theo Lorenz

Published: 2018-11-22

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 9780997573831

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If you're transgender, non-binary, or another gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. With ten coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty, and relationships, the Trans Affirmation Coloring Book is a reminder to treat yourself kindly, because who you are is amazing. Also, everyone in this book is trans.The Trans Affirmation Coloring Book is also available as a free download at gumroad.com/theonicole


The Coloring Book

The Coloring Book

Author: Colin Quinn

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2015-06-09

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 1455507601

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From former SNL "Weekend Update" host and legendary stand-up Colin Quinn comes a controversial and laugh-out-loud investigation into cultural and ethnic stereotypes. Colin Quinn has noticed a trend during his decades on the road-that Americans' increasing political correctness and sensitivity have forced us to tiptoe around the subjects of race and ethnicity altogether. Colin wants to know: What are we all so afraid of? Every ethnic group has differences, everyone brings something different to the table, and this diversity should be celebrated, not denied. So why has acknowledging these cultural differences become so taboo? In The Coloring Book, Colin, a native New Yorker, tackles this issue head-on while taking us on a trip through the insane melting pot of 1970s Brooklyn, the many, many dive bars of 1980s Manhattan, the comedy scene of the 1990s, and post-9/11 America. He mixes his incredibly candid and hilarious personal experiences with no-holds-barred observations to definitively decide, at least in his own mind, which stereotypes are funny, which stereotypes are based on truths, which have become totally distorted over time, and which are actually offensive to each group, and why. As it pokes holes in the tapestry of fear that has overtaken discussions about race, The Coloring Book serves as an antidote to our paralysis when it comes to laughing at ourselves . . . and others.


Corporate Cliches

Corporate Cliches

Author: John Lim

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-12-01

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 9781540539113

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Note: this is a 5.5" x 8.5" (13.97 x 21.59 cm) size coloring book, similar to A5 padfolio size; perfect for purses, briefcases, backpacks. "Take it offline," "Let's get the ball rolling," "Ping me," and of course, "synergy." These are just some of the worst clich�s that have come out of corporate America. It's a known fact that prolonged exposure to these office sayings can lead to increased eye-rolling, annoyance and strain of the facial muscles from too much fake smiling when hearing these from your manager. To combat this, we've created this corporate clich�s adult coloring book as much needed stress therapy; a fun, passive-aggressive way to take out your angst against these ridiculous office sayings that have taken over your meetings, memos and emails from your company's higher ups. We've taken 19 of the most annoying corporate clich�s and translated them into hilarious, literal translations that you can color and poke fun at. Most are even workplace friendly so you can hang them on your wall without your manager giving you the stink eye (well, depending on where you work ... hmmm time for the disclaimer: we make no promises on whether you'll get the stink eye if you pin pages of this book to your office / cubicle wall, so you assume the risk on that!). ***Benefits*** -We've taken 19 of the most ridiculous corporate clich�s that have ended up on top business publications' "must stop using list" and translated them into hilarious, literal representations. -5.5" x 8.5" (13.97 x 21.59 cm) similar to A5 padfolio size; perfect for purses, briefcases, backpacks. -The perfect birthday, stocking stuffer, white elephant, secret Santa, gift for a co-worker, friend or loved one who has to suffer thru these clich�s on a daily basis. -Studies have shown that adult coloring books are perfect stress therapy. We even consulted with a few therapists who confirmed this. And let's face it, hearing corporate clich�s over and over is not fun! But what is fun is poking fun at them in a passive-aggressive way that can relieve stress! -Unlike most coloring books, each illustration is a carefully crafted theme, tied to a specific clich� and not simply random patterns. -Coloring book images are only on one side of the page (we didn't double dip!). -But not to waste the space, we put some fun stuff on the reverse side of each page: a corporate-speak definition, fun trivia and a hashtag on so you can post pictures of your artwork on social media. -We even included a fun all-occasion gift checklist inside the cover so you don't have to buy a separate gift card. You can be cheap and environmentally friendly at the same time!


New Guide to Coloring for Crafts, Adult Coloring Books, and Other Coloristas!

New Guide to Coloring for Crafts, Adult Coloring Books, and Other Coloristas!

Author: Editors of DO Magazine

Publisher: Design Originals

Published: 2016-01-26

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781497200876

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Coloring can be a wonderfully relaxing way to de-stress and unwind. But coloring is not as simple as it looks--from color choices to shading techniques to drawing implements, there's much to consider before you ever put pen to paper. Don't let coloring stress you out Inside this friendly guidebook you'll find tons of easy-to-follow advice from best selling coloring book artists. Their tips and tricks will have you drawing like an accomplished "colorista" in no time. Discover the differences between gel pens and markers. Learn the best way to use watercolor pencils. Understand why expensive materials are different than the cheaper ones. Master exciting techniques like patterning, blending, cross-hatching, shading, and other cool ways to "up" your coloring experience.


Have a Nice Life Asshole

Have a Nice Life Asshole

Author: Creative Collective

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-02-08

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 9781523949298

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Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes you can't wait that long. 50 unique hand curated best breakup insults to color * An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book* Illustrations ranging from beginner to advance* Mandalas, swear words and patterns for adults* Stress relieving project* Each Swear word and insults are designed with flowers, animals, and patterns * Each Coloring Page is designed for fun, humor and relaxation * The variety of pages for every skill level * Your choice of coloring tool can be used (pens, pencils, markers, crayons etc) * Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through * It's called a breakup because it is broken.TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring


Relax and Color

Relax and Color

Author: Cara Stein

Publisher: Fire Lizard Press

Published: 2015-05-21

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13: 9780692448076

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A beautiful, inspirational adult coloring book by the author of How to be Happy (No Fairy Dust or Moonbeams Required) and Getting Unstuck Sometimes, all you need is a break--a small treat that's just for you, to help you recharge and center your mind so you can face the rest of your life with grace. That's what this adult coloring book offers. Relax and Color is filled with inspiration and beauty, so you can relax, be creative, and get back in touch with your best self. The pictures are printed on only one side of the page, so you can color to your heart's content without worrying about ruining the next picture. If you wish, each page can become a work of art. Just take it out of the book and display it or give it as a gift to someone you love! But this isn't just a coloring book. The other side of each page also has an inspiring quote or a question to ponder, so you have a positive place to rest your mind as you color. Lovely, intricate designs specifically chosen to help you relax, relieve stress, and feel good One-sided printing with a wide inner margin so the binding won't interfere with your coloring Inspirational quotes and ideas printed on the back of each page to give you a positive place to rest your mind while you color Assorted subjects to choose from, including faces, birds, butterflies, trees, flowers, mandalas, and abstract designs Perfect for coloring with colored pencils, fine-point markers, and gel pens Inspired by the beautiful, intricate style of Johanna Basford's Secret Garden and Enchanted Forest, Relax and Color offers detailed, meditative images to help you focus, let your worries melt away, and enjoy your me-time. It's a zero-calorie treat, a simple pleasure that's always waiting for you. We all need a creative outlet, and coloring offers an easy, stress-free way to be creative and make something beautiful. This grown up coloring book offers you the chance to relax, relieve stress, and express yourself. Be as delicate as you want, or get wild and color outside the lines. It's up to you! This is your oasis, a mini-vacation where you can do whatever you want. Coloring books for grownups are selling millions and topping bestseller lists. It's your turn to join the fun! Get out the colored pencils or markers and go ahead: relax and color! Relax and Color Coloring Book for Adults Arts & Crafts, Self-Help, Personal Growth 78 pages, 8.5" x 8.5" (21.59 cm x 21.59 cm)


24 Shades of Business

24 Shades of Business

Author: Latoya Nicole

Publisher:

Published: 2018-05-03

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 9780692116173

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24 Shades of Business is an Adult Coloring Book which features images of beautiful, boss women who are bloggers, doctors, makeup artists, teachers, yoga instructors, etc. It also contains crossword puzzles, activities and inspirational quotes. This adult coloring book celebrates the beauty of melanin and black girl magic and provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. 24 Shades of Business is perfect for all of us business women, CEO's, future CEO's and creatives because we should all feel empowered and motivated. Be sure to grab your crayons and colored pencils as you prepare to unwind, relax and experience good vibes coloring. Product details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Moderate to complex in detail Also, be sure to add an extra copy of this book to your 2018 GIFT IDEAS list!


But First, Dream Bigger

But First, Dream Bigger

Author: Nadia Mau Bernardy

Publisher: eBooks2go

Published: 2023-06-28

Total Pages: 153

ISBN-13: 1545756759

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But First, Dream Bigger is an invitation for you to take action on the dream that has been tapping you on the shoulder. is intuitive 21 day guide will take you from feeling called to start to giving you powerful insights to move you forward.Throughout the book Nadia Mau Bernardy will share how she was able to manifest her dream life, career, relationship and family in Hawaii based on goal she set when she was 16 years old. After suff ering from burnt out in 2017 she started down a spiritual path which led her to uncovering her soul calling as a life coach and business mentor. Throughout the 21 days you will discover spiritual and personal growth tools to help you connect to your true calling and potential.