Absolutely

Absolutely

Author: Joanna Lumley

Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson

Published: 2011-09-27

Total Pages: 279

ISBN-13: 0297865005

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'Mischievous and measured, Joanna Lumley gives us a remarkable portrait of a groovy life' The Times 'Captures perfectly the mixture of poshness and larkiness that has captivated Joanna Lumley's audiences... thoughtful and amusing' Daily Mail 'An actress with an extraordinarily varied life... [a] gloriously illustrated, entertaining memoir' Woman & Home 'Immensely fun' Evening Standard Joanna Lumley is one of Britain's undisputed national treasures, who has lived many lives: a single mum; a voiceover artist; a TV presenter; an author; a former model and Bond girl; a human rights activist for Survival International and the Gurkha Justice Campaign; and as an iconic, award-winning actor, best known for her roles in timeless shows like Absolutely Fabulous and The New Avengers. In Absolutely, Joanna tells her story, from the very beginning up until the present day, in her own glamorous, wickedly funny style. 'Lumley has done it all, from sex kitten and TV star to activist for the Gurkhas. Read about it here.' Independent 'Joanna Lumley is, for many, something of a national treasure' Daily Express 'She writes beautifully' Daily Telegraph 'She's the glamorous age-defying star of stage and screen, who is famous as Patsy from Ab Fab yet a passionate human rights campaigner. But as her autobiography reveals, Joana's life has seen her fight through poverty and being a single mum' Best


Captain Absolutely

Captain Absolutely

Author: Stephen O'Rear

Publisher: Adventures in Odyssey Books

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781589978522

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After an explosion turns Josiah King into Captain Absolutely, he devotes his life to battling evil villains and defending God's truth.


Absolutely American

Absolutely American

Author: David Lipsky

Publisher: HMH

Published: 2014-12-16

Total Pages: 350

ISBN-13: 0547523750

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New York Times Bestseller: A “fascinating, funny and tremendously well written” chronicle of daily life at the US Military Academy (Time). In 1998, West Point made an unprecedented offer to Rolling Stone writer David Lipsky: Stay at the Academy as long as you like, go wherever you wish, talk to whomever you want, to discover why some of America’s most promising young people sacrifice so much to become cadets. Lipsky followed one cadet class into mess halls, barracks, classrooms, bars, and training exercises, from arrival through graduation. By telling their stories, he also examines the Academy as a reflection of our society: Are its principles of equality, patriotism, and honor quaint anachronisms or is it still, as Theodore Roosevelt called it, the most “absolutely American” institution? During an eventful four years in West Point’s history, Lipsky witnesses the arrival of TVs and phones in dorm rooms, the end of hazing, and innumerable other shifts in policy and practice. He uncovers previously unreported scandals and poignantly evokes the aftermath of September 11, when cadets must prepare to become officers in wartime. Lipsky also meets some extraordinary people: a former Eagle Scout who struggles with every facet of the program, from classwork to marching; a foul-mouthed party animal who hates the military and came to West Point to play football; a farm-raised kid who seems to be the perfect soldier, despite his affection for the early work of Georgia O’Keeffe; and an exquisitely turned-out female cadet who aspires to “a career in hair and nails” after the Army. The result is, in the words of David Brooks in the New York Times Book Review, “a superb description of modern military culture, and one of the most gripping accounts of university life I have read. . . . How teenagers get turned into leaders is not a simple story, but it is wonderfully told in this book.”


Absolutely Maybe

Absolutely Maybe

Author: Lisa Yee

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 0439838452

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When living with her mother, an alcoholic ex-beauty queen, becomes unbearable, almost seventeen-year-old Maybelline "Maybe" Chestnut runs away to California, where she finds work on a taco truck and tries to track down her birth father.


Flip-Flop and the Absolutely Awful New Baby

Flip-Flop and the Absolutely Awful New Baby

Author: Janice Levy

Publisher: ABDO Publishing Company

Published: 2011-09-01

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1616417803

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FlipFlop has a problem - a new sister! Everything is absolutely awful about the new baby. She eats mushy things, bellyflops, and can't even play leap frog. Mom thinks she's a cutie patootie and says she's staying. So, FlipFlop takes another look. Can FlipFlop find anything good about her baby sister?


Absolutely Maybe

Absolutely Maybe

Author: Lisa Yee

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2010-01-01

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 0545229804

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Lisa Yee makes her YA debut with this hilarious novel about a charm-school dropout who becomes a drop-dead charmer on a quest for her father in California. Meet Maybelline Mary Katherine Mary Ann Chestnut, named for two Miss Americas and her mother Chessy's favorite brand of mascara. Chessy teaches the students in her charm school her Seven Select Rules for Young Ladies, but she won't tell Maybe who her real father is -- or protect her from her latest scuzzball boyfriend. So Maybe hitches a ride to California with her friends Hollywood and Thammasat Tantipinichwong Schneider (aka Ted) -- and what she finds there is funny, sad, true, and inspiring . . . vintage Lisa Yee.


Now You Know Absolutely Everything

Now You Know Absolutely Everything

Author: Doug Lennox

Publisher: Dundurn

Published: 2013-12-06

Total Pages: 3090

ISBN-13: 145972478X

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This bundle presents Doug Lennox’s popular trivia book series in its entirety. These books will provide years and years of fun, with countless questions to be asked and tons of knowledge to be learned. The books cover general trivia but also such topics as sports (baseball, hockey, football, golf, soccer, among others), Christmas and the Bible, disasters and harsh weather, royal figures, crime and criminology, important people in Canada’s history, and so much more! Along the way we find out the answers to such questions as: Why do the British drive on the left and North Americans on the right? What football team was named after a Burt Reynolds character? Who started the first forensics laboratory? Which member of the British royal family competed at the Olympics? Lennox’s exhaustive series is fun for all ages. Includes Now You Know Now You Know More Now You Know Almost Everything Now You Know, Volume 4 Now You Know Big Book of Answers Now You Know Christmas Now You Know Big Book of Answers 2 Now You Know Golf Now You Know Hockey Now You Know Soccer Now You Know Football Now You Know Big Book of Sports Now You Know Baseball Now You Know Crime Scenes Now You Know Extreme Weather Now You Know Disasters Now You Know Pirates Now You Know Royalty Now You Know Canada’s Heroes Now You Know The Bible


How to Do Absolutely Everything

How to Do Absolutely Everything

Author: Instructables.com

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-01-08

Total Pages: 867

ISBN-13: 1620879506

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Continuing the Instructables series with Skyhorse Publishing, a mammoth collection of projects has been selected and curated for this special best-of volume of Instructables. The guides in this book cover the entire spectrum of possibilities that the popular website has to offer, showcasing how online communities can foster and nurture creativity. From outdoor agricultural projects to finding new uses for traditional household objects, the beauty of Instructables lies in their ingenuity and their ability to find new ways of looking at the same thing. How to Do Absolutely Everything has that in spades; the possibilities are limitless, thanks to not only the selection of projects available here, but also the new ideas you’ll build on after reading this book. Full-color photographs illustrate each project in intricate detail, providing images of both the individual steps of the process and the end product.


Absolutely Epic Knock Knock Jokes

Absolutely Epic Knock Knock Jokes

Author: Ivy Finnegan

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing

Published: 2021-10-15

Total Pages: 285

ISBN-13: 1398817503

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Knock, Knock ... Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you will find out! This book is jam-packed with over 400 knock-knock jokes that will have young readers chortling, chuckling, hooting, and howling. Including wacky wordplay, preposterous puns, silly situations and crazy cartoons, this joke book has it all! Fantastic fun for jokers, japesters, and jesters aged 7+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Bamboozle, befuddle and bowl over young readers with the Absolutely Epic Activity Books. This fab and funny series of puzzles and jokes feature wacky cartoon illustrations and are perfect for kids aged 7+.


I Am Extremely Absolutely Boiling

I Am Extremely Absolutely Boiling

Author: Lauren Child

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2009-06-25

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1101587970

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Charlie and Lola are trying their best to beat the summer heat, but things go from hot to boiling when Lola refuses to talk to her neighbor, Arnold Wolf. He accidentally knocked her ice cream to the ground and won't apologize. Now Lola says that she will not ever, NEVER forgive him. Can Charlie help Lola change her mind?