Screw Loose

Screw Loose

Author: Chris Wheat

Publisher: Allen & Unwin

Published: 2008-07-01

Total Pages: 337

ISBN-13: 1741764335

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A brilliant black comedy,Screw Loosecasts a humorous absurdist lens on a group of ordinary 16-year-olds with ordinary problems--kind of As a motley group of teenagers try to navigate the school year, it becomes clear that everyone has problems and no one knows quite how to solve them. Chelsea talks to Barbies and fantasizes about ruling the world. Angelo can¿t choose between his control-freak soccer club and his clean-freak girlfriend. Zeynep gets sent to live with the goats, Craig likes Matilda but Matilda prefers his dog, Joshua learns to love guinea pigs--and on it goes. This quirky, chaotic, laugh-out-loud novel is about first love and new love, and dolls and dogs and soccer and baklava, and a fantastic big, fun, crazy party at the end. It's the perfect book for people who never quite go about things the right way.


A Screw Loose

A Screw Loose

Author: Cameron Wright

Publisher: Cameron Wright

Published: 2022-01-11

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 9780645341805

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What happens when the predator becomes the prey? Karcher Detention Centre houses some of the country's worst inmates. But not the ones you might be thinking of. Maximum Security Prison Officer Edward Montana felt that life for his inmates was a little too comfortable, given the severity of their crimes. Investigative journalist Leif Lacroux endeavours to dive into Eddie Montana's psyche, in the hopes to uncover the first-hand truth behind the largest inner jail murders that the country has ever known. But when the compulsion of Eddie Montana's Irish blue eyes draws Leif deeper into the story than he'd expected, he finds himself toiling with the grips of a secret of his own. "A raw, gripping thriller that hooks you in and keeps you there."


The Loose Screw

The Loose Screw

Author: Jim Dawkins

Publisher: Andrews UK Limited

Published: 2010-05-27

Total Pages: 233

ISBN-13: 1907792406

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Jim Dawkins left home at the age of sixteen to pursue his dream of joining the army, and subsequently served with the Royal Green Jackets, including tours of Canada and Northern Ireland. During that time he learnt many important lessons in the ‘University of Life' that would serve him well in the future, such as discipline, respect, pride and honour, but which, at the same time, would lead to insufferable stress as he constantly battled with his conscience and struggled to swim against the tide. Once back in Civvy Street, and with a new house and a baby to support, Jim decided to join the Prison Service. But what faced him in this new career, which centred on Wandsworth, Wormwood Scrubs and Belmarsh prisons, shocked him to the core. For this ex-squaddie, who believed in establishing good working relationships with inmates, including notorious long-termer, Charles Bronson, the cancerous environment of staff bully-boy tactics and prisoner victimization was sickening. Jim tells his story, which, although peppered with humorous anecdotes of often lager-induced incidents from both his army and prison days, bears witness to the stark reality of what actually goes on behind prison doors, and exposes both the glaring flaws in the prison system and the atrocities perpetrated in the name of justice, which ultimately forced his decision to leave the Prison Service seven years later.


Someone's Got a Screw Loose

Someone's Got a Screw Loose

Author: Nancy Krulik

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-09-11

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 1510726691

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Logan’s surprised when the Silverspoon Twins invite Java and him to their birthday party. They say it’s going to be the biggest, most incredible party ever. The local newspaper is even going to send a reporter to cover it! But Logan knows one thing for certain—he better come up with a really good present, or he’ll never hear the end of it. When the boys get to the party, it’s a full-blown carnival. And even though Logan’s warned Java to act normal (which is pretty hard for a robot), there’s a lot that can go wrong . . . and it does! And worse, the reporter seems to have noticed. Logan’s worried that she’ll find out his cousin’s secret! As the reporter starts asking all sorts of questions, Logan announces that all of Java’s feats of strength and shock are just an illusion, and launches into an impromptu magic show with his amazing assistant, Java, to throw her off the trail. But will Logan be able to make this whole mess—Abracadabra!—disappear, before Java’s big secret becomes headline news? International bestselling author Nancy Krulik and her incredibly talented daughter, Amanda Burwasser, spin hilarious high jinks in the sixth book in the Project Droid series, which combines the literalness of Amelia Bedelia with a wacky modern edge, making for hours of laughter. And the fun continues with an activity in the back!


Pack a Raincoat and a Screw Loose

Pack a Raincoat and a Screw Loose

Author: Seth Kinstle

Publisher: Seth Kinstle

Published:

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13:

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A tidal wave of blood fills your schedule as you race to finish your day with a smile. There's always something in the way, if only you could sit back and relax for a second maybe your day would get better. Maybe spring butterflies will swarm your imagination, but it rarely happens. The only thing a person can do is make sure they're better prepared for the worst of eventualities. Life is confusing and it doesn't seem like many people ever figure much of anything out. I guess we're just in for a random brain scrambler every morning for the rest of our lives. So pack a raincoat and a screw loose as we prep our skull vessels for the utmost insane conditions life has to offer. Don't be scared to take a step into this thing we call reality, because this book has everything you need to get through it without breaking your back from carrying the world on your shoulders.


Screwloose Conversations with Screwtape

Screwloose Conversations with Screwtape

Author: Don Goh

Publisher: Partridge Publishing Singapore

Published: 2014-11-22

Total Pages: 173

ISBN-13: 1482828618

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Screwloose is an angel who suffers from various psychiatric conditions. He suffers from depression, bi-polar disorder, schizophrenia and many other mental maladies. He suffers mood swings every now and then as Creation is on the cusp of an existential crisis. Confusion hits him all the time as he tries to make sense of everything. The line between fiction and reality being blurred all the time. In the midst of this raging mental chaos he is often visited by a gloating Screwtape, an elder demon among the higher echelons of the Devil, and many rounds of deep conversations ensue. It is then in the midst of these conversations that various dreams and nightmares become seeded in my mind. This book is a culmination of my conversations with Screwtape. My own personal Bible of sorts about the world and the axis mundi that the world revolves about. Love it or hate it, is an exercise of your own volition. May your remaining days be bright.