Ultimate Book of Jokes

Ultimate Book of Jokes

Author: Scott McNeely

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2011-10-19

Total Pages: 349

ISBN-13: 0811877957

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From road-crossing chickens and classic knock-knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of more than 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with two-color line art throughout.


Silly Stories for Silly Kids

Silly Stories for Silly Kids

Author: Silly Willy

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-04-27

Total Pages: 69

ISBN-13: 9781095626771

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This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.


101 Foolproof Jokes to Use in Case of Emergency

101 Foolproof Jokes to Use in Case of Emergency

Author: Adam Kisiel

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-06

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 9781656470997

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Have you ever found yourself in a situation where a good joke was the best thing to say, but you could not remember any? Whether on a date, a family reunion or simply when hanging out with your friends, this handy collection of one hundred and one good jokes is what you need for that to never happen again.Keep it on your Kindle reader, and do not hesitate to use it in case of an emergency!--A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?""Ten," the doctor says sadly."Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!""Nine..."


Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes

Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes

Author: John Terry

Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing

Published: 2019-08-01

Total Pages: 171

ISBN-13: 191215837X

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The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]


FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET

FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET

Author: AMERDON PRODUCTIONS

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2010-02-25

Total Pages: 310

ISBN-13: 1450030041

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Exceptionally compiled by Amerdon Productions, FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET contains many stories and jokes that have been on the Internet. Aimed at bringing together in one place some of the best stories and jokes that have been circulating in cyberspace, this book will make you laugh, cry, and will hold your interest. This collection comes from the emails from thousands of people containing these stories and jokes—the best have been compiled, sanitized, and brought together in this volume to bring laughter to your face. A product of much time and effort, this book is set to give a unique piece of amusement to your heart.