Have you ever tried to sustain a relationship with a twat? It's hard work and you need to be completely not a twat yourself if you want any success in this. Which is really hard when you've just started being a teenager. (As if growing up wasn't hard enough already...) I remember thinking if you were 'the chosen' one, why does that mean your dress sense has to be so shit? A celebration of teenage rebellion and resilience. Anoushka Warden's debut play was directed by Royal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone and Jude Christian.
Sensibly categorised and filled with observations and recommendations, this is the ultimate field guide to that most irritating of the species, the Twat.
Do you know a massive TWAT? Of course you do. Why not buy them this diary so they can write down all of their twatty behaviour instead of telling you about it? This is the perfect gift for the perfect TWAT!
All The Tw*ts I Met Along The Way tells the tales of crappy boyfriends, sickening sexual encounters, manipulative men, love triangles, unsupportive and unsupported medical diagnoses... and that's just in the first few pages.
Like pissing in the wind, it might not be advisable, but sometimes you've just got to give it a try. TWAT! It's a pregnant fish is an adventure comedy where three guys experience trauma in their lives, coming together to face their fears under the supervision and guidance of the eccentric and outrageous Professor Jebsworth. As an alternative approach to counselling, the group travel the world: building bonds, breaking hearts and learning about their inner selves in the process. Best not to mention the sexual deviancies here... Follow the journey of a sex obsessed idiot, a drug addicted genius, a gentleman blinded from love by his innocence and an outrageously pompous Cambridge Don across Europe, Asia and North America. Not for the faint hearted, this novel combines twisted-romance, personal-adventure, self-exploration and cultural-appreciation filled with laughs along the way. Expect to be entertained, astounded and in places, highly offended as you join this unlikely bunch on their personal mission to self-actualise.
In a small American town, alien plants are taking over ladies' twats, and now they're hot, souped up ... and hungry. When Dr. Boener first begins to hear patients' stories about transformed vaginas and outrageous sex with their partners, he is intrigued. But when he eventually experiences it himself, and a patient shows up bleeding from a horrific pussy attack, he knows something much more sinister is afoot. An erotic sci-fi alien invasion thriller, with oral, lunchmeat, tentacle, girl-on-girl, and vaginal superpower action. For fans of Chuck Tingle and Carlton Mellick III.
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