A Barrel Full of Laughs! Q: What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold? A: An ice cap. Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team. Q: How does an egg get to work? A: It drives a Yolkswagon. Get ready to giggle, grin, guffaw, and sometimes groan with this supremely silly, fantastically funny, and completely crazy collection of clean jokes your whole family will enjoy! Bestselling humorist Bob Phillips is back with plenty of Q and A quips about animals, inventions, the Bible, and more. This barrel full of fun will have you and your children rolling on the floor in laughter.
A Barrel Full of Laughs! Q: What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold? A: An ice cap. Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team. Q: How does an egg get to work? A: It drives a Yolkswagon. Get ready to giggle, grin, guffaw, and sometimes groan with this supremely silly, fantastically funny, and completely crazy collection of clean jokes your whole family will enjoy! Bestselling humorist Bob Phillips is back with plenty of Q and A quips about animals, inventions, the Bible, and more. This barrel full of fun will have you and your children rolling on the floor in laughter.
With sales in the millions backing him up, Bob Phillips proves that kids—and parents—love good, clean joke books! The laughter never ends as kids share juicy jokes, quacky quips, and zany zappers.
In a world filled with diverse influences, we recognize the importance of providing children with humor that is not only entertaining but also aligned with values of kindness, respect, and inclusivity. Clean jokes are a source of joy that parents and educators can feel good about, knowing that the laughter they evoke is free from inappropriate content. The simplicity and innocence of clean humor create an atmosphere where children can freely enjoy the lighter side of life. As adults, we often underestimate the power of humor in building connections. Shared laughter creates bonds that go beyond the immediate moment—it forges memories and strengthens relationships. This book is not just a collection of jokes; it is an invitation to share in the joy of laughter with the children in your life. Whether it's a silly riddle at the dinner table or a playful joke before bedtime, these moments of shared laughter become threads in the tapestry of family and friendship. As you embark on this journey through the pages of "Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids," you'll encounter a variety of jokes designed to appeal to different ages and sensibilities. From classic knock-knock jokes that have stood the test of time to clever wordplay and whimsical riddles, there's a joke for every occasion. The humor ranges from the delightfully silly to the thoughtfully clever, ensuring that there's something to resonate with every young reader.
Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders: Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A. A nervous wreck. Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal? A. Launch Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diesel. Diesel who? Diesel all make you laugh if you aren’t very bright. Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.
Bestselling author Bob Phillips (over 4 million books sold) has scoured the country in his quest for hilarious, wholesome entertainment. Brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks guarantee that the laughs will bubble over when children dip into this overflowing tub of good clean fun. Co-author Steve Russo is the host of the nationally syndicated radio program, "Real Answers".
The king of comedic timing and punch lines, Bob Phillips, is back to share a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations. The humor factor is huge for each and every riddle, trick, and jovial joke in this gathering of fun. Whether a reader is ready to riddle or rhyme to infuse family time with something out of the ordinary, this inspiring resource of rollicking fun is for wise-crackers and anyone eager to laugh the time away.
Comic collections of clean jokes by Bob Phillips, the mentor of madness. Yucksters of all ages will guffaw in awe at these incredibly cool and goofy jests.
