Texts from Mittens
Texts from Mittens

Author: Angie Bailey

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2015-03-31

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 1460380800

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Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big

Dog Shaming
Dog Shaming

Author: Pascale Lemire

Publisher: Crown

Published: 2013-09-24

Total Pages: 193

ISBN-13: 0385349343

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Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Star Trek Cats
Star Trek Cats

Author: Jenny Parks

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2017-02-28

Total Pages: 69

ISBN-13: 1452158827

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Captain's log: We have entered a galaxy where beloved illustrator Jenny Parks has conjured an astonishingly vivid homage to the original Star Trek series with an unexpected twist: a cast of cats. Featuring a hilarious new take on iconic characters and scenes—from Kirk in the Captain's chair to Spock offering his Vulcan wisdom—this eye-opening adventure stays true to the tone of the classic TV show. Playful, loving, and from a strange new world, Star Trek Cats is the perfect gift for fans of, well, Star Trek and cats.

Thoughts of Dog
Thoughts of Dog

Author: Matt Nelson

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2020-10-27

Total Pages: 117

ISBN-13: 1524866830

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Based on the beloved Twitter sensation, Thoughts of Dog contains never-before-seen, sweet and funny reflections on life from the pup-spective of a gooooob dog, who, above all else, loves their human. Join a dog and their stuffed “fren” sebastian as they navigate life’s adventures through the most wholesome lens imaginable. The mastermind behind WeRateDogs, Matt Nelson, expands the Thoughts of Dog universe born on social media with his new book for anyone looking for a smile.

Hands Off My Stickers!
Hands Off My Stickers!

Author: Pipsticks®+Workman®

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company

Published: 2018-06-12

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781523504800

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Life is just better with stickers . . . and now you have the perfect place to keep them! A collection book for sticker lovers, Hands Off My Stickers! includes five supersized glossy fold-out pages in a rainbow of colors, giving you tons of space to store, organize, and have fun with your stickers. Plus, there are five sparkly holographic storage pouches for stickers that are just too special to stick. Bonus: You'll find three sticker sheets inside (matte, puffy, and glitter!) to decorate and customize each page. Start building your sticker empire!

Proverbial Cat
Proverbial Cat

Author: Sydney Hauser

Publisher: Sellers Publishing

Published: 2017-03-14

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781416246169

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No cat lover will be able to resist this enchanting collection of Syndney Hauser's artwork of classy cats and hand-lettered proverbs and sayings. It's a feast for the eyes and minds of readers everywhere

Kittens and Puppies
Kittens and Puppies

Author: Hinkler Books

Publisher: Penton Overseas, Inc

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 20

ISBN-13: 9781741215687

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A touch, feel, and hear book about kittens and puppies.

Kawaii Kitties 2022
Kawaii Kitties 2022

Author: Editors of Rock Point

Publisher:

Published: 2021-09-14

Total Pages: 27

ISBN-13: 1631067710

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Invite in another wonderful year of kawaii kitties with this 16-month wall calendar featuring 13 full-color illustrations of lovable kawaii cats in adorable scenes as they have too much fun throughout the year. With a handy page that shows the months of September, October, November, and December 2021, followed by individual pages for the months of 2022, this 12" × 12" wall calendar features original kawaii kitten art from popular Instagram artist Bichi Mao (@bichi.mao). Enjoy all the cattitude these quirky kittens give off as they swarm your year. These cute feline friends do all sorts of adorable things and will help make 2022 an uplifting year. Aside from being their inspiring selves doing daily activities, these kitties get dolled up for their holiday best for Valentine's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. Kawaii Kitties 2022 is the perfect gift for the artistic friend, lover of super-cute everything, Japanese culture aficionado, or crazy cat lady in your life!

Spirit Cats Inspirational Card Deck
Spirit Cats Inspirational Card Deck

Author: Nicole Piar

Publisher:

Published: 2016-07-01

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9780692675991

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A deck of 48 inspirational cards featuring magical cats and their healing messages. Lushly illustrated with watercolor paintings of kitties.

Cat
Cat

Author: B. Kliban

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company

Published: 1992-01-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781563052842

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It’s the mother of all cat books. The book that gave new meaning to wacka-wacka and forever redefined it. Cat is the classic that started it all. It gave a voice to catmaniacs around the country and launched an entire genre in publishing and licensing. Everybody went crazy. “Neither cute nor mysterious but instead simply and irreverently, even raucously, very funny.”—Village Voice.