Are you looking for a humorous practical joke gag gift for men? This is NOT a picture book, but it's a blank lined journal. Imagine the recipients face when they think they'll see beautiful women, but it's really a lined interior. Features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches White paper Matte-finished cover
Things Better than BOOBS is creative, suspenseful, sarcastic, and laughter provoking all at once. It’s hilarious and clever take-home message campaigns loudly for an agreeably timeless yet generally unspoken notion. It is a brilliant gift idea for any humorous occasion and a must have on any book shelf or coffee table where sarcasm meets intellectual wit.
Like Big Boobs? Proclaim it to the world with your very own handbook dedicated to those glorious perky instruments of joy. 100 lightly lined pages allow for perfect absorbency with ink, gel pens, or pencil Perfect for making lists, creating poetry, or writing down your life reflections High-quality -- Glossy cover for a professional finish Perfect size at 6"x 9" -- Larger than most Perfect for gift-giving boobs, big boobs, bouncing boobs, nice boobs, huge boobs
Jintong, his mother, and his eight sisters struggle to survive through the major crises of twentieth century China, which include civil war, invasion by the Japanese, the cultural revolution, and communist rule in the new China.
Featuring 30 types of breasts, The Boob Book is an illustrated celebration of womanhood and the boobs that come with it. Scattered throughout are boob miscellany: a boob personality flow chart, boob facts, boob self-care tips, a roundup of bras, types of nipples, a boob doodle, and illustrated ways we show off the goods. This joyful book features breasts of all colors and sizes—from "The Handful" to "The Mom-To-Be" to "The Small but Mighty"—showing women that every boob type is weird, beautiful, and natural. • An illustrated love letter to a girl's breast friend • Filled with fun and interactive boob-related miscellany, like a boob personality test (are you a "Chillaxer" or a "Handful"?), boob facts, and breast self-care tips • Light, celebratory, and a little cheeky—but ultimately sincere Let's hear it for our bosom buddies. Our mammary mamas. Our breasts-in-arms. From small and mighty to large and in charge to long, short, hairy, bumpy, or any boobs in between, this book uplifts them all. • A perfect book for women of all generations—from friends to mothers and daughters—or anyone who wants to send some extra support and love to their ladies • Ideal for anyone who needs a boob-size boost • Great for those who enjoyed Feminist Activity Book by Gemma Correll, Celebrating You: (And the Beautiful Person You Are) by M. H. Clark, and Gross Anatomy: Dispatches from the Front (and Back) by Mara Altman
This alluring collection of healthy, happy female pulchritude is the 1st in the My Boobs Series, which includes PLAY WITH MY BOOBS and STICKER MY BOOBS. The perfect party favor for Bachelorette and Bachelor parties, these books also make hilarious gag gifts, and stimulate romantic evenings! Surprisingly tasteful, these witty books offer hours of intimate fun! COLOR MY BOOBS offers color-in idrawings featuring an amazing variety of boobs for every taste: big, bigger, buxom, cantaloupes, torpedos, milk jugs, side boob, underboob, and much more. Showcasing the work of two talented artists, these line drawings also feature character boobs: a showgirl, pirate, cheerleader, goddess, hot teacher and much more!
The long-awaited sequel to THE UNEXPECTED JOY OF BEING SOBER 'Exquisite' - Fearne Cotton, Happy Place 'A paean to the longer-term pleasures of staying booze-free' - The Guardian 'The kind of book that changes lives, and very possibly saves them' - The Lancet Psychiatry 'A reflective, raw and riveting read. A beautiful book on what it takes to root for yourself' - Emma Gannon, Ctrl Alt Delete 'No other author writes about sober living with as much warmth or emotional range as Catherine Gray. Her deep insight into the subtle psychologies of drinking, and of life, means that everything she writes is both utterly relatable and stretches our minds. Hers is a rare wisdom.' - Dr Richard Piper, CEO, Alcohol Change UK What's it like to give up drinking forever? We know now that being teetotal for one, three, even twelve months brings surprising joys and a recharged body... but nothing has been written about going years deep into being alcohol-free. As Catherine Gray, author of runaway success The Unexpected Joy of Being Sober, streaks towards a decade sober, she explores this uncharted territory in her trademark funny, disruptive and warm way. This is a must-read for anyone sober-curious, whether they've put down the bottle yet or not. Praise for The Unexpected Joy of Being Sober: 'Fascinating' - Bryony Gordon 'Truthful, modern and real' - Stylist 'Brave, witty and brilliantly written' - Marie Claire 'Gray's tale of going sober is uplifting and inspiring' - Evening Standard 'Not remotely preachy' - Sunday Times 'Jaunty, shrewd and convincing' - Sunday Telegraph 'Admirably honest, light, bubbly and remarkably rarely annoying' - Guardian 'An empathetic, warm and hilarious tale from a hugely likeable human' - The Lancet Psychiatry
GOODREADS CHOICE AWARD WINNER FOR GRAPHIC NOVELS AND COMICS! These casually drawn, perfectly on-point comics by the hugely popular young artist Sarah Andersen are for the rest of us. They document the wasting of entire beautiful weekends on the internet, the unbearable agony of holding hands on the street with a gorgeous guy, and dreaming all day of getting home and back into pajamas. In other words, the horrors and awkwardnesses of young modern life. Oh and they are totally not autobiographical. At all. Adulthood Is a Myth presents many fan favorites plus dozens of all-new comics exclusive to this book. Sarah's frankness on personal issues like body image, self-consciousness, introversion, relationships, and the frequency of bra-washing makes her comics highly relatable and deeply hilarious, showcasing how she became one of the most influential voices in web cartoonists.
THE BIG BOOK OF MALE BOOBS: Seven erotic stories about men who get boobs! I GAVE MY MAN BOOBS Henry and Dawn lived a good life, but Dawn wanted a little more. Unknown to her, so did Henry. Dawn was determined to get what she wanted, but what would Henry get? THE LACTATING MAN Jessica is about to have a baby, the only problem is she can't produce enough milk to nurse. Solution? Her husband, Robert, is about to go on the wildest trip any man has ever gone on. LEAGUE OF LACTATORS Hannah has been lactating for seven years, and Al has finally had enough. He demands that she stop the milk. Hannah realizes that there is only one way to teach Al the joys of breast feeding, and she and the 'League of Lactators' set the game in motion. how will Al feel when he has some big, juicy guns of his own? HE WANTED A REAL CHEST Cooper is a breast man. He loves big breasts, it's all he lives for, then his wife suggests that he get a pair of breasts for himself. Off we go! Friends support him, or not, and Cooper starts to learn what a real woman feels like! JESSIE'S BOOBS You've seen the headlines: 'Man kidnapped, kidney stolen!' But what if the kidnappers didn't take something, but put something in? Like a pair of breast implants filled with cocaine! REVENGE OF THE LACTATING BABES Joe was obsessed with boobs, and he gave his wife a drug that would make hers bigger. Joe's wife finds out, and decides to give joe his own set of boobs. Yikes! NATIONAL LIPSTICK DAY Janice was having a girl's night out, and the girls decided to play a joke on their men. But the joke backfired, and suddenly their men were growing breasts. Janice's only chance now is to go all the way... THIS IS A COLLECTION OF BOOB OBSESSED STORIES FROM GROPPER PRESS! Grace Mansfield is from the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. Her husband being a 'cheating bastard, ' (her words) she took his truck and drove to Texas. Then Montana. Then several other states, before landing in Los Angeles. She has worked as a stenographer, a court reporter for a small newspaper and a photographer for the LA Times. Currently she is a gym addict, trying to fix years of abuse, and working on her novels. These stories have female domination, feminization, gender transformation, crossdressing, pegging, power exchange, breast growth.