20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB)
20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB)

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2013-12-13

Total Pages: 60

ISBN-13: 1624544983

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Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.

Do Zombies Fart?
Do Zombies Fart?

Author: H. Cartoons

Publisher:

Published: 2017-10

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 9781977812858

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Donald and Kat discover their parents are zombies! Even school is unsafe because more zombies roam the halls. What else are they to do, except start a revolt?!

Diary of a Farting Villager
Diary of a Farting Villager

Author: M.T. Lott

Publisher: Eclectic Esquire Media, LLC

Published: 2019-05-25

Total Pages: 47

ISBN-13: 1958048909

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Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him.Why? He has no idea. All he knows is that he suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas! All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad. But when his fourth-grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how Bartholomew learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents. ***Please note: This book is inspired by Minecraft and is NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT BOOK. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Author: Jack Rossiter

Publisher: Grosvenor House Publishing

Published: 2022-08-11

Total Pages: 74

ISBN-13: 1803811943

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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse will teach you everything you need to know about Zombies to ensure you don't become one and they don't take over the world! World-leading Zombie hunter Jack Rossiter uses his 20 years Zombie hunting experience and shares his original survival drawings to cover all the things you need to know, including: How to identify a Zombie, How to hide from a Zombie, Where Zombies Hang-out, How to protect yourself from a Zombie and most importantly How to defeat a Zombie Apocalypse! This book is a must have for all wannabe Zombie hunters so much so that if you are brave enough you will even get free membership into the Zombie Squad. Your Zombie adventure starts here!

The White Reaper.
The White Reaper.

Author: Jamroar Runehouse

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-03-06

Total Pages: 165

ISBN-13: 1291345183

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'Don't you know you shouldn'tbe down here at this time ofnight?' asked Jed.'Maybe she's lost?' askedThe Butcher.'Maybe she's looking for me,'stated Bug Brain.'Maybe she's looking foe alittle excitement?' inquiredSnake.'Maybe she's looking for alot of excitement?'blinked Knucklehead.'Maybe she's looking toget gang banged? grinnedThe Moth.'Then she's definitely come tothe right place, hasn't she?'grunted Jelly Belly.Seven different questions butwho will survive?

All My Friends are Zombies!
All My Friends are Zombies!

Author: By: Matthew Sebert

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-06-07

Total Pages: 125

ISBN-13: 1304115909

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Have you ever wondered if there was more to the walking dead? Those creatures aimlessly wandering the streets of a post apocalyptic world, searching for that sweet fresh flesh. Are their thoughts limited only to that one thing we all know they crave? Or is there to the Zombie than meets the eye? All My Friends are Zombies aims to give an in depth look at the Zombie as an individual. Complete with original detailed illustrations, All My Friends are Zombies paints the picture of what life is like for the living dead.

Zombies!
Zombies!

Author: Jovanka Vuckovic

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2011-03-15

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 0312656505

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Celebrates zombie pop culture that has evolved since "Night of the Living Dead," tracing early mythological origins in African folklore and Haitian voodoo as well as modern incarnations in film, literature, and video gaming.

"I fart in your general direction!"

Author: Don H. Corrigan

Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2023-08-03

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 1476691967

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This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.

Dharma of the Dead
Dharma of the Dead

Author: Christopher M. Moreman

Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2018-07-13

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 1476672490

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With the increased popularity of zombies in recent years, scholars have considered why the undead have so captured the public imagination. This book argues that the zombie can be viewed as an object of meditation on death, a memento mori that makes the fact of mortality more approachable from what has been described as America's "death-denying culture." The existential crisis in zombie apocalyptic fiction brings to the fore the problem of humanity's search for meaning in an increasingly global and secular world. Zombies are analyzed in the context of Buddhist thought, in contrast with social and religious critiques from other works.

The Brain That Ate My Best Friend's Mind
The Brain That Ate My Best Friend's Mind

Author: J Louis Messina

Publisher: Booktango

Published: 2015-02-10

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 1468955306

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While two seventh-grade students research a report on the brain’s functions, dimwitted Sal falls under the telepathic control of a virtual brain, which gives him super-genius powers to command other people and implement the brain’s plans of world domination. Once the town of Galena, Illinois is under the brain’s rule, Sal’s best friend, the manipulative Jake, bravely struggles to defeat the evil brain and its legion of brain-zombies in a series of funny and strange situations. Find out if Jake can outsmart the biggest brain on the planet in award-winning writer J Louis Messina’s B-sci-fi tale THE BRAIN THAT ATE MY BEST FRIEND’S MIND.