Ever turn to your horoscope for help in a difficult time? Well, Zodiac Girls have something even better—when their stars are in lucky alignment, they get a cool cell phone and personal guidance from the planets themselves! But it's not as easy as it sounds—it's up to each girl to make the most of her month as a Zodiac Girl! A typical Leo, rich, spoiled Leonora likes to get her way. As a last resort, her despairing parents send her to boot camp to try to improve her outrageous behavior. While she's there, Leonora discovers that she's a Zodiac Girl. At first, Leonora refuses to cooperate, but the boot camp instructors are human embodiments of the planets, and they're determined to get results!
Leonora is a self-centred, fourteen year-old diva-with-attitude - her mum and dad are extremely wealthy and indulge her constantly. Leonora's private jet touches down but not in Paris as planned. She throws a mega-strop when the pilot won't tell her where she is. It turns out she has been sent to boot camp by her parents. Leonora throws her biggest fit ever. This is the second worst time of her life - the worst being when her younger sister Poppy died. Her guardian is the glamorous Mr O who tells her she has also been made a Zodiac Girl. He introduces her to her campmates (whom she scorns) and the other planets-in-human-form who staff theboot camp. Being a massively wilful Leo, Leonora lasts a couple of weeks in the strict regime without budging an inch. Her stubbornness ruins the plans for a huge camp graduation BBQ ceremony. Leonora is shown a video of herself with Poppy when they were younger - she longs to be back there. Leonora is asked if she was happy then, is she happy now? Leonora is shocked at the answer. Then she has to role playthe part of her mother whilst a fellow camper plays her, Leonora. The penny drops that the world doesn't actually revolve around her. She goes about making amendswith her campmates and helps them out financially too - but her biggest reward is realizing she should stop blaming herself for her sister's death and stop putting up aggressive barriers to the world so she doesn't have to deal with her own feelings.
THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! Starred reviews from Kirkus Reviews * Publishers Weekly * Library Journal Named a “Must-Read” by TODAY, Us Weekly, Bustle, BuzzFeed, Goodreads, Entertainment Weekly, Publishers Weekly, Southern Living, Book Riot, Woman’s Day, The Toronto Star, and more! For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime—maybe even love—in this romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling authors of Roomies. Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas. Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo. Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be. With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a romance for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.
Identity crises, consumerism, and star-crossed teenage love in a futuristic society where people connect to the Internet via feeds implanted in their brains. Winner of the LA Times Book Prize. For Titus and his friends, it started out like any ordinary trip to the moon - a chance to party during spring break and play around with some stupid low-grav at the Ricochet Lounge. But that was before the crazy hacker caused all their feeds to malfunction, sending them to the hospital to lie around with nothing inside their heads for days. And it was before Titus met Violet, a beautiful, brainy teenage girl who knows something about what it’s like to live without the feed-and about resisting its omnipresent ability to categorize human thoughts and desires. Following in the footsteps of George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, and Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., M. T. Anderson has created a brave new world - and a hilarious new lingo - sure to appeal to anyone who appreciates smart satire, futuristic fiction laced with humor, or any story featuring skin lesions as a fashion statement.
As if being a teenage girl isn't hard enough, Gemma's parents are sending her away to a posh boarding school, and she won't see her friends for ages. As an outgoing Gemini, she finds friendship very important, but she's stuck with a shy, mousy roommate -- plus the school bully seems determined to make her life miserable. Life looks bleak, until she's chosen as a Zodiac Girl. Her life could be about to change for the better. But will Gemma make the right choices to find new friends and fit in?
Like most Scorpios, Eve has secrets that no one knows about - not even her twin sister Lilith. Usually bossy Lilith leads the way, but when Eve is chosen to be Zodiac Girl, for once Lilith is left behind. With the help of the planets, can Eve finally step out of her sister's shadow?
Ever turn to your horoscope for help in a difficult time? Well, Zodiac Girls have something even better—when their stars are in lucky alignment, they get a cool cell phone and personal guidance from the planets themselves! But it's not as easy as it sounds—it's up to each girl to make the most of her month as a Zodiac Girl! A typical Leo, rich, spoiled Leonora likes to get her way. As a last resort, her despairing parents send her to boot camp to try to improve her outrageous behavior. While she's there, Leonora discovers that she's a Zodiac Girl. At first, Leonora refuses to cooperate, but the boot camp instructors are human embodiments of the planets, and they're determined to get results!
The first book in Chris Colfer's #1 New York Times bestselling series The Land of Stories about two siblings who fall into a fairy-tale world! Alex and Conner Bailey's world is about to change forever, in this fast-paced adventure that uniquely combines our modern day world with the enchanting realm of classic fairy tales. The Land of Stories tells the tale of twins Alex and Conner. Through the mysterious powers of a cherished book of stories, they leave their world behind and find themselves in a foreign land full of wonder and magic where they come face-to-face with fairy tale characters they grew up reading about. But after a series of encounters with witches, wolves, goblins, and trolls alike, getting back home is going to be harder than they thought.
This time, it's a Taurus! Tori is sweet and popular, but her family haven't got much money. Tori likes pretty things and thinks you need money to be happy, so when the planets step in, she thinks she will finally have everything she wants in life. Little does she know, her guardians plan to teach her the true value of things...
OVER HALF A MILLION COPIES SOLD! This is the classic guide to astrological history, legend, and practice! Readers will enjoy simple, computer-accurate planetary tables that allow anyone born between 1900 and 2100 to pinpoint quickly their sun and moon signs, discover their ascendants, and map out the exact positions of the planets at the time of their birth. In addition to revealing the planets' influence on romance, health, and career, The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need takes a closer look at the inner life of each sign. Celebrated astrologer Joanna Martine Woolfolk offers abundant insights on the personal relationships and emotional needs that motivate an individual, on how others perceive astrological types, and on dealing with the negative aspects of signs. Readers will also welcome the inclusion of new discoveries in astronomy. Lavishly illustrated and with an updated design, this new edition is an indispensable sourcebook for unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos through the twenty-first century and beyond.
