Yes... My Retarded Ass Signed Up

Yes... My Retarded Ass Signed Up

Author: M!Chael Mayhem

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2007-08

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13: 1434326217

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The title for my novel is taken from a scripture verse out of the book of Revelation. The connection is made by relating that verse to Jeffery Lucas, the main character in The Pretender Lamb. Prior to meeting Jessica Thompson, Jeffery spends most of his early life only pretending to be what others expected of him While he was on a Fall vacation in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee, Jeffery meets and falls in love with Jessica, a school teacher from Madison, Wisconsin. A misunderstanding during the single night they stayed on the summit of Mt. Le Conte leads them into a journey of slopes and grades over the following years of their lives. The hopes and dreams of both Jeffery and Jessica are laid bare as they allow themselves to be completely open with another person for the first time in their lives. Jeffery tells of how he was raised in a small Iowa town and learned at an early age to fend for himself. Jessica tells of how fate had found her still single at thirty, but with a satisfied mind. The Pretender Lamb is a love story bursting at the seams with twists and turns. Its pages are splashed with equal amounts of humor, sadness, faith and hope. Those on both sides of the morality issue will get a chuckle from this story although they may need a good supply of tissues to dab at their tears as well. The Pretender Lamb takes a pass at explaining the experience of dejavu from a Christian point of view. Although the explanation is no more than an opinion, it should provoke some deeper thought on the subject. Anyone who has had heart problems, or known someone that has, will feel a strong tugging at their emotions as they get lost in the lives of Jeffery and Jessica. The Pretender Lamb is a story of failing health and healing, and of broken spirits and those lifted up again.


A Soldier's Tale of Combating Hangovers

A Soldier's Tale of Combating Hangovers

Author: S.D. Turner

Publisher: Outskirts Press

Published: 2020-12-12

Total Pages: 358

ISBN-13: 1977230652

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

“This book makes you want more. I simply could not put it down –marvelous storytelling. Aside from being incredibly funny, S.D. Turner honors America’s soldiers past and present. I could easily see A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers being produced into a miniseries.” ̶ MAJ Donald “Captain Hand-grenade” Vandergriff, MA, RFSA, US Army (Retired) A Soldier’s Tale of Combating Hangovers: Debauchery Before the Internet is hands-down, the laugh-out-loud military guidebook to life in the U.S. Army in the early 1990s. In his debut memoir, author S.D. Turner brilliantly captures the hysterical side of life in the military. A week after his eighteenth birthday, he finds himself at Ft. Knox, Kentucky, training as an armored crewman aboard the M1A1 battle tank. As a new recruit, the story begins with him running from furious drill sergeants and ends with him running from angry 1800-pound bulls in the twisty, cobbled streets of Pamplona, Spain. Ride along as the author precariously finds himself naked, driving a 10-ton Army truck for his first adventure on Germany’s famed autobahn—all with an overzealous audience of French tour buses! Find out what happens to your drunken hero as he starts a beerfest brawl and almost goes to military prison for following his commander’s orders. It’s a non-stop, wild ride down memory lane that will, at times, have you on the edge of your seat or laughing yourself to the floor. It will definitely have you asking your friends and family more questions about their time in the military.


Enlistment

Enlistment

Author: Paul Bouchard

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2010-09-02

Total Pages: 245

ISBN-13: 1450240348

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

It wasnt supposed to be this way. Twenty-six-year-old Jack Boudreau is a struggling stringer reporter out of Bangor, Maine, who suddenly finds himself standing inside a cattle truck with forty other members of his platoon. Forced to enlist in the Army due to financial pressures, Jack heads to basic training in Missouri, with only two duffle bags to keep him company. After completing training as an Army journalist at the Defense Information School, Jack receives orders to report to Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. His new roommate is Specialist Dustin Boros, who has all the qualities of a successful entrepreneurcharisma and ambition, endless patience, a willingness to take risks, an eye for talent, and an uncanny knack to schmooze. The only problem is that Boros business is managing an illegal cash crop of marijuana. When Jack discovers Boros and his cohorts are operating a drug ring, he has no idea that his roommate is creating an elaborate plan to get him kicked out of the Army. In this gripping military thriller, one man must fight to defend his honor amidst corruption and evil and hes under the gun to solve the puzzle before it is too late.


Growing Up Black In America

Growing Up Black In America

Author: Lisa Noel

Publisher: Writers Republic LLC

Published: 2021-11-26

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 1637286767

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Growing Up Black in America are the stories of a Black American female with Sickle Cell Disease and her personal experiences with the systemic racism and prejudice I have witnessed and received. It starts from the birth of black children, and the health care system. The teachers, and the school system, the religion we are taught. The police, with their harassment and straight up murders. The justice system, with their school to prison pipeline, and laws written specifically to arrest the black male and separate the black family. The church's that funded the kidnapping of African slaves. And the racist parents that continue to teach this cycle of hatred and judgement of others, generation after generation. We all have our stories, and these are mine. And after hundreds of years, we are still left with the same unanswered question; "What have we, as the black American children of kidnapped African slaves ever do to deserve such hatred?" {AND THIS IS WHY WE PROTEST}


A Boy Named Mark

A Boy Named Mark

Author: Michael White

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2019-09-24

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 1543458386

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Mark is an eight-year-old boy, and yesterday was the last day of school. Mark is very excited about this summer vacation. This summer vacation is a special one for Mark because his older brother who has been off fighting in the Vietnam War is scheduled to come home this summer, sometime around July. Mark is very anxious to see his big brother, and it being during the summer vacation time makes it even better. Summer vacation for an eight-year-old seems like it will last forever when in fact it only lasts two months. But to an eight-year-old boy, these are days of playing football and basketball and swimming all day long—and not having any homework. This is the first day of summer vacation, and it starts out just like any other sunny day.


Semper Fight - The Squad Bay Stories

Semper Fight - The Squad Bay Stories

Author: Rafael Figueroa

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2011-08-24

Total Pages: 327

ISBN-13: 1105019454

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

A group of U.S.Marines from different parts of urban America become friends.They travel the world meet intresting people and begin a world wind of adventures.It in gulfs you in laugter and drama.Then it drags you through a dark side of the military that few are ever exposed to.A gun trafficking, gang affiliated chaos, with money the root of all evil taking over these young Marines souls. Their lives spirl out of control and heads crashing into a wall of explosive corruption. The only way to stay alive is to answer the call of duty, ( Desert Strom ) or face certain death at the bloody hands of South Central, La gang lords.


When a Gangsta Loves You 2

When a Gangsta Loves You 2

Author: D. Nika

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-11-30

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0359255701

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

After being rescued from a failed suicide attempt and finding love with the Holden brothers, they were finally experiencing a high like none other. That all came crashing down when LaMya finds out the man she considers her soulmate has a secret he has been keeping. At the same time, she gets life changing news. With Ja'Laii missing, she has no one to talk to about it. Traevion has been painting the city red trying to figure out who kidnapped his woman. He refuses to rest until she is brought home and the person responsible pays the ultimate price. In the midst of all this drama, Traevion finds a new realtor and even though he plans to keep it strictly professional, he can't deny the attraction he feels whenever she is around. Will Trahmir's secret be too much for LaMya or will love be enough to make her stay and fix her relationship? Who is responsible for kidnapping Ja'Laii, and will they return her unharmed? Will her absence allow a new woman to come in and steal her man?


5150

5150

Author: Duncan MacLeod

Publisher: Duncan MacLeod

Published: 2018-11-26

Total Pages: 185

ISBN-13:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

In 1986, Ethan Lloyd dropped out of Columbia University to seek happiness in San Francisco. When little "earthquakes" keep him awake at night, he has no idea that he is on the brink of psychosis. Shuffled from jail to the mental hospital (a 5150 transfer), he has to claw his way back to sanity surrounded by lovable kooks. The first in a series, this roman a clef is an outstanding memoir of psychosis and recovery. Told in the first person present tense, the immediacy and urgency of the tale force the reader to think like a psychotic person in order to understand Ethan's plight.


Creepin' Around 3

Creepin' Around 3

Author: Tabeitha Pollard

Publisher: Sullivan Group Publishing

Published: 2019-06-30

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 1648406661

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Now they both must pull together before it’s too late; to either bow at Dragon Eddie’s feet, or join sides to take him down and collect their dues. What the both of them seem to forget is that this is not Eddie’s first pistol showdown at dawn, and neither is it the first time that someone has threatened to take away what is most precious to him. When the smoke clears, it’s hard to tell who’s still standing in this old school versus new school battle. If it is the more experienced man who has seen and done all there is to see and do, who wins. If it’s the newcomer who is full of vigor and short of mercy, who wins. It would be nothing short of a pity and a shame if lovesick Cara Mia is caught in the middle and meets an early fate, all in the name of love and peace. That’s what you get when you’re obsessed with a savage and the sworn enemy of your own father. You’re introduced to more troubles than you can bear, and you’re facing a loaded barrel held in the hand of your own father.