The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

Author: Joey Acker

Publisher:

Published: 2019-03-15

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781951046095

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OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!


Worst Birthday Ever

Worst Birthday Ever

Author: Gordon Kroeker

Publisher: Gordon Kroeker

Published: 2022-12-12

Total Pages: 119

ISBN-13: 1738741109

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On my 50th birthday, I weighed 300 pounds and was unable to get to my feet without help. For years I had kidded myself that I was in decent shape, even though I would sweat tying my shoes. With a lot of help and self discipline, I lost 100 pounds in only 11 months and have kept it off.


P Is for Pterodactyl

P Is for Pterodactyl

Author: Raj Haldar

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2018-11-13

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 1492695335

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A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!


Worst Birthday Gift Ever

Worst Birthday Gift Ever

Author: Direct Line Press

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-02-02

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781795670012

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Worst Birthday Gift Ever is a funny, softcover journal sure to make everyone smile. Details 6" x 9" - great size for desk, purse, backpack or suitcase. 110 Pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Can be used as a diary, journal, notebook, list journal or to-do book. This funny notebook makes a great gift idea.


Wow, No Thank You.

Wow, No Thank You.

Author: Samantha Irby

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2020-03-31

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0525563490

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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!


Boa's Bad Birthday

Boa's Bad Birthday

Author: Jeanne Willis

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2016-07-04

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1448187974

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It was Boa’s birthday. It was going to be the best one ever. Or so he hoped. He invited his friends round. They would all bring him wonderful presents. Or would they? A hilarious tale to encourage young children to accept presents gracefully, from the award-winning team of Jeanne Willis and Tony Ross.


The Worst Gig

The Worst Gig

Author: Jon Niccum

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2013-10-01

Total Pages: 252

ISBN-13: 1402284969

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"WORST GIG is Music Appreciation 225, taught by that cool professor everyone wanted to have beers with after class. One fun nugget after another. It was harder to close than my Twitter app."—Matthew James, McSweeney's "Tawdry tales of concert catastrophes!"—Buzzfeed "Musicians' 'Worst Gig' makes for best read ever."—Salon What is the worst show you've ever played? Sometimes the worst shows inspire the best stories. After hundreds of interviews with national headliners and beloved indie acts alike, entertainment journalist Jon Niccum has crafted a collection that chronicles the most embarrassing, most hilarious and most insane live show moments ever. THE WORST GIG features outrageous stories from stars such as Wilco, Def Leppard, Tenacious D, Rush, John Mayer, and The Sex Pistols. Be it nature's wrath, equipment breakdowns or even military intervention, get the wild scoop on what really happened, straight from the artists themselves.


Birthday Monsters!

Birthday Monsters!

Author: Sandra Boynton

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 1993-01-12

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 1563054434

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You hear your door come crashing down—those birthday monsters are in town! And they're going to wreak havoc in the most extraordinarily rude ways. What fun! From Boynton on Board, the more-than-20-million-copy-bestselling series of extra-big, extra-fat, and extra-fun board books, here is BIRTHDAY MONSTERS. Featuring Sandra Boynton's lively rhyming text and inimitable illustrations, this story about a madcap crew of lovable party crashers will appeal to kids and adults alike.