Where Does Santa Go on Vacation After Christmas?

Where Does Santa Go on Vacation After Christmas?

Author: Elizabeth Rooks

Publisher: Author House

Published: 2012-09-13

Total Pages: 27

ISBN-13: 1477272852

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Do you ever wonder what Santa does after Christmas? So does Tyler. Come and take this journey with Tyler, and discover where the man in the bright red suit goes on vacation after Christmas. In this contemporary, creative, and truly original picture book, find the various countries Santa visits while on vacation, where Santa learns how to say hello in their native language. Tyler discovers Santa visits Japan and learns how to say hello in Japanese: Konnichi wa, along with visiting Hawaii and learning how to say hello in Hawaiian: Aloha. Part of what makes this book so engaging and humorous is that Santa tries to camouflage himself among everyday people by doing normal activities in that country he visits. Santa realizes that it is not that easy for the man with the white beard to go unnoticed. Children will love the clever way in which the story teaches them of different countries while teaching them to say hello in the places Santa visits.


Reading is Funny! Motivating Kids to Read with Riddles

Reading is Funny! Motivating Kids to Read with Riddles

Author: Dee Anderson

Publisher: American Library Association

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 231

ISBN-13: 0838909574

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"Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.


Where Does Santa Go on Vacation?

Where Does Santa Go on Vacation?

Author: Kim Ann

Publisher:

Published: 2020

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 9781733938068

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All year long, Santa and Mrs. Claus prepare for Christmas ... but where do they go on vacation? Do they go on a retreat to do yoga and to stretch? Do they go to a museum to learn to paint and sketch? From the author of "Where Do Elves Go on Vacation?", this story continues to push one's imagination. From idea generation to creative thinking skills, your child will have so much fun, they won't realize they are learning too! You'll be amazed at how this book encourages children to ask questions and imagine all the possibilities. The author's use of rhythm and rhyme make it an excellent independent read, bedtime story, or read-aloud! It's beautiful illustrations match the author's playful text and leave you wondering ... where do they go on vacation? While it is perfect for the holidays, this book is a fun read no matter the season!


Holiday Howlers

Holiday Howlers

Author: Connie Roop

Publisher: Millbrook Press

Published: 2004-08-01

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1575056909

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Perfect for beginning readers, this laugh-out-loud joke book about comical celebrations will put a smile on your face!


Greatest Goofiest Jokes

Greatest Goofiest Jokes

Author: Terry Pierce

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9781402722875

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Kids will get giggly and goofy at these wild and crazy jokes. What kind of dogs play in a band? Rocker spaniels. What do farmers use to light their fields at night? A flarecrow. There are animal antics, food for thought (What did the mama lima bean say to the baby lima bean? "Have you bean good?"), school-time snickers, hilarious hobbies, and grab-bag gags, plus daffy definitions and kooky book titles to tickle the funny bone. Or pick a favorite from "the school of hard knock-knocks" like this: Knock-knock. Who's there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise the best comedian I ever heard! And that's what they'll say about you when you amuse everyone with the comic gems in this super collection.


The Muddy Little Bell

The Muddy Little Bell

Author: Brigitta Gisella Geltrich-Ludgate

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2013-05-09

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 1483616053

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About the book The Muddy Little Bell consists of stories, legends, dialogues and essays, based on the authors folkloristic writing style. Each story is self-contained and was inspired by an incident happening in the authors life or by a city or a countryside where the author was living or visiting.


Why Does Santa Wear Red?

Why Does Santa Wear Red?

Author: Meera Lester

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-09-01

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 1440516561

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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.


Super Cool Christmas Jokes for Kids: Bestest Children's Christmas Joke Book

Super Cool Christmas Jokes for Kids: Bestest Children's Christmas Joke Book

Author: Treehouse Books

Publisher: Treehouse Books

Published: 2021-11-24

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13:

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Turn your kid into a comedian or be the funniest person in the room! ★ Keep the funny and cheerful vibes going, with our top notch best selection kids joke book of over 300 hilarious jokes for kids on every Christmas topic! ♥ Al the best funny, silly, groan-worthy, and laugh out loud Christmas jokes, for all the family and friends! ★ A simple, versatile and an easy choice Christmas stocking filler, for kids of all ages, that will be sure to be appreciated by everyone! ♥ Do you know someone who would like this? What are you waiting for, get yours now! ★


Sex, Lies, & Family Vacations

Sex, Lies, & Family Vacations

Author: Leslie Langtry

Publisher: Gemma Halliday Publishing

Published: 2015-01-13

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 194037135X

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"Sex, Lies, & Family Vacations made me laugh, then cry…then laugh until I cried! Leslie Langtry creates characters that are so relatable and yet so humorous that you'll want to re-visit them again and again." - Gemma Halliday, New York Times bestselling author Laura Smith is the mom of two adorable children, the wife of a successful businessman…and the unappreciated shadow of the woman she once was. Somehow, her family never seems to notice that the laundry gets done, the house is picked up, dinner mysteriously appears on the table, and then cleans up after itself. Instead of being her children's idol and her husband's lover, she's become a funny little footnote in her own life. That is until she takes her children on vacation to Disneyworld in sunny Florida, where she just happens to end up in a hotel room right next to her college flame, Alan James. Old passions ignite and new excitement sparks as Laura and Alan bring new meaning to "The Most Magical Place on Earth." But when Laura and Alan's spouses unexpectedly show up in Florida, a comedy of errors ensues, and only one thing is for certain: Laura's life will never be the same again. Note: This book was formerly published under the title The Adulterer's Unofficial Guide to Family Vacations. What critics are saying about Leslie Langtry's books: "Mixing a deadly sense of humor and plenty of sexy sizzle, Leslie Langtry creates a brilliantly original, laughter-rich mix of contemporary romance and suspense." ~ Chicago Tribune "Langtry gets the fun started from page one with a myriad of clever details." ~ Publishers' Weekly "Darkly funny and wildly over the top, this mystery answers the burning question, 'Do assassin skills and Girl Scout merit badges mix…' one truly original and wacky novel!" ~ RT BOOK Reviews "Another wicked blend of action, romance, mystery and dark humor, Guns Will Keep Us Together gives readers bullets, buff guys and bad boys…I hope the Bombay family continues on with their deadly misadventures. ~ News and Sentinel