Wedding Etiquette Hell

Wedding Etiquette Hell

Author: Jeanne Hamilton

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2013-10-22

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 1466855029

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Covering such wedding staples as attendants, invitations, registries, showers, the ceremony, the reception, and thank yous, Etiquette guru Jeanne Hamilton will give numerous examples of bad etiquette that should be avoided at all costs, such as: -No bride owns the calendar. Insisting that everyone within your acquaintance had not dare schedule their wedding anywhere within a six month time period labels you as a classic Bridezilla. -Sponsored wedding, at which vendors who donate their services are offered the opportunity to put their logos on various wedding related paper products. -It is never wise to make bridesmaid offers while in the grip of fluttery, just-engaged emotions. You may have to rescind those offers later when you realize you were just a bit too hasty. Once having made the offer, it is extraordinarily ungracious to rescind it, unless you want a seething friend or sister using your engagement photo as a dartboard. -Enclosing a blank deposit form for a bank account bearing the names of the bride and the groom with the invitation. And much more! This is a hilarious exploration of how weddings can literally drive people mad.


Bridezilla

Bridezilla

Author: Noe Spaemme

Publisher: Salado Press

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 9780966387049

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True tales by people of bad bridal behavior. Explains the error, the solution, and the preventative measures. Delves greatly into why people sometimes behave badly. Intended to save civilization from the horrible beast that often emerges when an otherwise perfectly normal woman gets a ring and a date.


Laptop Bride

Laptop Bride

Author: Cathy Lynn

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 9781418449179

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With the explosion of the World Wide Web, planning a wedding has never been more fun or filled with so many choices! The Internet allows you to personalize your wedding, find great ideas, prices, items you want and sometimes items you never knew existed. Best of all, you can shop anytime of day 24/7, in any type of weather, any kind of dress, and you don't have to worry about parking or salespeople. Laptop Bride's focus is to help you find what you are looking for quickly while saving aggravation and money. For example, who would have thought that you could rent a chocolate fountain over the internet? Well, you can! Perhaps the groom wants to forego the tux and wear an Elvis jumpsuit instead. Want to surprise your groom? Have a U.S. Flag flown over the capitol on your wedding day. Simply go to HomeofHeroes.com and order your flag (in advance of course) to fly at the exact time of your wedding! Need a recipe and directions to make the groom an armadillo cake? We have the links. We have links for designer gowns, veils, favors and more. Let's face it; shopping on-line is the ultimate in convenience, opportunity and fun.


A Practical Wedding

A Practical Wedding

Author: Meg Keene

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2019-12-17

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 0738246735

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A companion to the popular website APracticalWedding.com and A Practical Wedding Planner, A Practical Wedding helps you sort through the basics to create the wedding you want -- without going broke or crazy in the process. After all, what really matters on your wedding day is not so much how it looked as how it felt. In this refreshing guide, expert Meg Keene shares her secrets to planning a beautiful celebration that reflects your taste and your relationship. You'll discover: The real purpose of engagement (hint: it's not just about the planning) How to pinpoint what matters most to you and your partner DIY-ing your wedding: brilliant or crazy? How to communicate decisions to your family Why that color-coded spreadsheet is actually worth it Wedding Zen can be yours. Meg walks you through everything from choosing a venue to writing vows, complete with stories and advice from women who have been in the trenches: the Team Practical brides. So here's to the joyful wedding, the sensible wedding, the unbelievably fun wedding! A Practical Wedding is your complete guide to getting married with grace.


My Best Friend’s Royal Wedding (The Royal Romantics, Book 5)

My Best Friend’s Royal Wedding (The Royal Romantics, Book 5)

Author: Romy Sommer

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2020-01-29

Total Pages: 309

ISBN-13: 0008353581

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A funny, heart-warming and sexy romcom perfect for Tessa Bailey and Ali Hazelwood! 'This is romance with a capital R! Sassy, sexy but undeniably sweet this is one wedding you really don't want to miss' USA Today bestesller Zara Stoneley


Brunch Is Hell

Brunch Is Hell

Author: Rico Gagliano

Publisher: Little, Brown

Published: 2017-12-05

Total Pages: 358

ISBN-13: 0316338966

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A call to arms against BRUNCH . . . and a how-to guide for fighting back, from the hosts of the hit podcast and public radio show The Dinner Party Download Society is under threat. The culprit? BRUNCH. Not merely a forum for overpriced eggs, brunch is a leisure-time-squandering hellscape, embodying all that is soul-killing and alienating about modern life. How to fight back? By throwing dinner parties -- the cornerstone of civilized society! Dinner parties -- where friends new and old share food, debate ideas, and boldly build hangovers together. If we revive the fading art of throwing dinner parties the world will be better off, and our country might heal its wounds of endless division, all without having to wait in a 9-hour line to eat toast. To that end, Brunch is Hell takes hesitant hosts through every phase of throwing a great dinner party, from guest list to subpoena. Loaded with wit, celebrity advice, and tongue-in-cheek humor -- plus sincere insights about how humans can be more generous to each other -- Brunch is Hell is a spirited guide to restoring civility, in the bestselling tradition of Adulting, Amy Sedaris' I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, and the Bible.


The Skinny Confidential

The Skinny Confidential

Author: Lauryn Evarts

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2014-03-04

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 1624140459

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A comprehensive collection of lifestyle information, including tips on eating, exercising, and fashion.