The Wacky Wedding

The Wacky Wedding

Author: Pamela Duncan Edwards

Publisher: Hyperion

Published: 1999-06-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780786822485

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An alphabetical ant wedding, attended by the other animals, is beset by various disasters.


Wacky Wedding

Wacky Wedding

Author: Elissa Snow

Publisher:

Published: 1990

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780843127232

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When Jamie discovers that kids under ten are not invited to her cousin's wedding, she decides to crash the wedding as an invisible guest.


Love Monkey

Love Monkey

Author: Edward Monkton

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2011-11-24

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0007454155

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SPECIAL PRICE FOR A LIMITED TIME Edward Monkton’s surprisingly philosophical take on all aspects of love, life and happiness have made Monkton’s drawings stylish collectors’ items and a mark of good taste year in, year out. Another offering from the bestselling author.


Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire)

Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire)

Author: Jen Glantz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-02-07

Total Pages: 283

ISBN-13: 150113907X

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In the tradition of Sloane Crosley, Mindy Kaling, and Katie Heaney, a hilarious and insightful memoir about one New York City millennial’s journey to find herself, her dream career, and true love, all while juggling a truly unique job as the world’s only professional bridesmaid. After moving to New York City in her mid-twenties to pursue her dream of writing—and not living on the “Upper East Side” of her parents’ house anymore—Jen Glantz looked forward to a future of happy hours and Sunday brunches with her besties. What she got instead were a string of phone calls that began with, “Jen, I have something exciting to tell you!” and ended with, “I’d be honored if you would be my bridesmaid.” At first she was delighted, but it wasn’t long before she realized two things: all of her assets were tied up in bridesmaid dresses, and she herself was no closer to finding The One. She couldn't do much about the second thing (though her mother would beg to differ), but she could about the first. One (slightly tipsy) night, Jen posted an ad on Craigslist advertising her services as a professional bridesmaid. When she woke up the next morning, it had gone viral. What began as a half-joke suddenly turned into a lifetime of adventure for Jen–and more insight into the meaning of love than she was getting from OKCupid—as she walked down the aisle at stranger after stranger’s wedding. Fresh, funny, and surprisingly sweet, Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire) is an entertaining reminder that even if you don’t have everything together, you can still be a total boss—or, at the very least, a BFF to another girl in need.


Laughing All the Way to the Altar: A Collection of Funny and Hard to Believe Wedding Stories Based on Actual Events

Laughing All the Way to the Altar: A Collection of Funny and Hard to Believe Wedding Stories Based on Actual Events

Author: Joann Moore

Publisher: Outskirts Press

Published: 2018-09-16

Total Pages: 200

ISBN-13: 9781478770411

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Smiles and tears of joy stream down her face as the bride is escorted down the aisle on her wedding day. This is where heart-felt vows are exchanged witnessed by friends and families, and where couples are well on their way to their "Happily Ever After." Well, we can dream, can't we? Professional Wedding Planners, JoAnn Moore and Mindy Marino have planned hundreds of successful and fabulous weddings. They have worked with engaged couples, mothers and fathers of couples, overzealous guests (some invited and some not) and some church officials that forced head scratching challenges, off the charts crazy behavior but leaving a wake of humor behind. With large sums of money spent, the coming together of families who might be meeting for the first time, and high expectations for perfection, it's as close to the Bermuda Triangle as you might want to get. Enjoy the experiences and stories of these professional wedding planners as they take you on a journey of fabulous, funny and sometimes unbelievable events. The book, based on actual events, will take you down the aisle in style, tradition and with laughter at things that go wrong. Somehow, they always seem to save the day from disaster in spite of the interactions with their odd and quirky clients and guests. In the end, and despite the mishaps, they always found the humor and the joy in the day of celebration when two people come together as husband and wife.


A Lovely Love Story

A Lovely Love Story

Author: Edward Monkton

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2006-12

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 0740763083

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In this gift book for special occasions, two friends realize they fit together perfectly and discover that differences shouldn't be an obstacle to loving each other.


Your Personal Penguin

Your Personal Penguin

Author: Sandra Boynton

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2006-09-25

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 0761143726

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Your Personal Penguin is an irrepressible, read-aloud, listen-along favorite for young children and the grown-ups who read to them. Fun to hold, the book tells the story of a slightly bewildered hippo and the loyal penguin who wants nothing more than to be his pal: Now, lots of other penguins seem to be fine in a universe of nothing but ice. But if I could be yours, and you could be mine, Our cozy little world would be twice as nice. I want to be Your Personal Penguin. The original song "Your Personal Penguin," sung by Davy Jones of The Monkees, is available for download.


Offbeat Bride

Offbeat Bride

Author: Ariel Meadow Stallings

Publisher: Seal Press

Published: 2010-02-23

Total Pages: 243

ISBN-13: 1580053157

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Previous ed. entitled: Offbeat bride: taffeta-free alternatives for independent brides, 2007.


The Nerdiest, Wimpiest, Dorkiest I Funny Ever

The Nerdiest, Wimpiest, Dorkiest I Funny Ever

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: jimmy patterson

Published: 2018-05-07

Total Pages: 255

ISBN-13: 0316514667

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After winning a national funny-kid competition and starring in his own TV show, kid comic Jamie Grimm is out to conquer the world—with laughter, of course! Comedian Jamie Grimm can't help feeling like he's reached the top. But now he's taking his fame and fortune to international levels by competing in the upcoming world kid comic contest! Will Jamie prove that he's the funniest kid on earth—or does he stand (or sit!) to lose his crown? Hilarious, moving, and thoughtful, this richly illustrated #1 bestseller is perfect for kids who love to laugh.


Married AF

Married AF

Author: Jen Wiggins

Publisher: Sourcebooks

Published: 2021-04-06

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781728234687

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Married AF: A Funny Marriage Guide for the Newlywed or Bride is the perfect gift for brides who live in the real world, where the realities of marriage are silly, exasperating, and infuriatingly funny. Full of familiar scenarios and pop culture references, even Grandma will appreciate its real take on topics from peeing in the wedding dress to aging gracefully with your other half. This beautifully illustrated book concludes with a useful twist by providing a gift register and space for friends and family to write encouraging words of advice and messages for the couple, making it the perfect keepsake. This is THE book to give if you're wondering what to get for a bridal shower gift, bachelorette party, engagement party, or wedding gift for brides.