Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death

Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death

Author: Barbara Johnson

Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM

Published: 2000-03-19

Total Pages: 545

ISBN-13: 1418516112

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Grab your giggle box! Here comes Barbara Johnson with another helping heap of joy for women of all ages, aches, and "architecture." Author Barbara Johnson's encouraging book about a woman's adventures in aging, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, became the number-one best-selling paperback in the Christian market for the year in which it was published. Soon hordes of happy readers were flooding Barbara's mailbox with their own favorite jokes, touching stories, and hilarious tales of female misadventures. Now Barb has packed that amazing collection of wacky wit into this boisterously funny new book that's full of "laff leaks" about every stage of a woman's life?from diapers to dentures. No matter what stage of the "hormonal cesspool" you're splashing through, there's something here to touch your heart. You'll love Barb's quirky empty-nest de-cluttering strategies, her joyful insights on stress-soothing, husband-handling, kid-corralling, and parent-parenting in chapters like these: Having a Baby Is Like Writing a Book?Lots of Whining, Begging, and Pushing Who Are These Kids, and Why Are They Calling Me Mom? I Finally Got My Head Together?Then My Body Fell Apart We Started Out With Nothing?and Still Have Most of It Left Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends is a heart-warming ride over the waves of humor in God's endless sea of love.


Toot-Toot In My Write Mind

Toot-Toot In My Write Mind

Author: Frank Tannahill

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-01-29

Total Pages: 134

ISBN-13: 1387544489

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Toot-Toot: In My Write Mind, is a collection of writings by author and poet Frank Tannahill. The writings in this book span the course of twelve years and document a man battling alcoholism, law violations, aging, faith, and an often contrary society that embraces artists, flamboyancy, originality, and eccentricity only after popular opinion has given its stamp of approval.


The Luck of a Sister

The Luck of a Sister

Author: Sally M. Russell

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2016-07-08

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 152461789X

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Jill Marie Hale, a small town girl, is overwhelmed when she meets her younger sister's new boyfriend and his brother, T.J., who immediately comes to her side and becomes her escort at a dinner at his parents' home. Is it only a brief meeting for the two or is their future together in God's plan? T.J. is a young doctor with a great personality, but he's plagued by the deceitful act of a former fiancee'. He hasn't dated since he started his medical practice over three years ago, but his sudden infatuation with Jill leads to his struggle to gain full control of his life again. Jill has a lot of patience and love in her heart, but can she help him win the battle against his past and pursue true happiness with her?


They Came By Ship

They Came By Ship

Author: Mario Toglia

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2007-05-31

Total Pages: 364

ISBN-13: 1664130152

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They Came By Ship: The Stories of the Calitrani Immigrants in America is the product of the Internet Age which brought together people researching their roots to their ancestral town of Calitri in Southern Italy. They came to know one another and, in many cases, rekindled old friendships and discovered distant relatives in second and third cousins. They began sharing stories on the Net of the good old days, recalling neighborhoods where their parents and grandparents had settled after emigrating from Italy. These communities included Brooklyn, New Rochelle, Tarrytown, Dobbs Ferry, Batavia, Mount Vernon in New York; Montclair, Paterson, Newark in New Jersey; Stamford, Bridgeport, Torrington in Connecticut; Dunmore in Pennsylvania; Washington, DC and Pittsfield, MA. Their recollections proved to be so interesting and poignant to all that they needed to be set down in permanent form and preserved for future generations. Mario Toglia of New York initiated this book project with Josephine Galgano Gore, Angela Cicoira Moloney, Fred Rabasca, Rick Morris and Mary Margotta Basile, descendents of original immigrants from Calitri. The book contains over 100 personal and biographical stories, which illustrate various aspects of the lives, traditions and customs of the Calitrani community within the Italian immigrant experience. Also included are several newspaper articles and obituaries, as well as a list of more than 4000 Calitrani names who settled in America.


Certified Hood Chick

Certified Hood Chick

Author: Lakisa Satterfield

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2011-02-10

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 1477162380

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Certified Hood Chick is about four teenage girls from the projects in Virginia. There was Felecia 19, Shayla 18, Shaunda 18 and Vonda 17. They grew up together in Parks of Places where the girls still lived. The girls had seen everything from drug deals to murder, just as several girls living in low income housing. The girls were all they had, which is why they considered themselves The Team. The Team did everything together from having sex to getting dress in the morning. The Team smoked weed, snorted cocaine, popped pills and drunk hard liquor. They got money for their hot treads, from having sex with men. Til everything changed and The Team was no more.


Wherever I Go

Wherever I Go

Author: Myles Lalor

Publisher: Melbourne University

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13:

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Lalor gives a sometimes angry but more often funny account of what it was like to be a part-Aboriginal man in outback Australia. He grew up with colour prejudice among his own relatives, was put in a boys' home and ran away, and did various kinds of work. He recorded on tape these detailed recollections of his extraordinary life.


One Little Mistake

One Little Mistake

Author: Emma Curtis

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2017-02-23

Total Pages: 413

ISBN-13: 1448171717

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'A dark page-turning debut of friendship, deceit and lies' Woman & Home 'A compelling page-turner which kept me reading well into the night' Jane Corry, author of My Husband's Wife YOU TRUSTED YOUR BEST FRIEND . . . YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. Vicky Seagrave is blessed: three beautiful children, a successful, doting husband, great friends and a job she loves. She should be perfectly happy. When she makes a split-second decision that risks everything she holds dear, there's only person she trusts enough to turn to. But Vicky is about to learn that one mistake is all it takes; that if you're careless with those you love, you don't deserve to keep them . . . Readers are obsessed with One Little Mistake ***** 'Fast paced story with a shocking to the core ending!' ***** 'Kept me hooked right up until the very last word.' ***** 'Full of twists and turns, keeps you guessing to the end.'