Too Funny to be President

Too Funny to be President

Author: Morris K. Udall

Publisher:

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780816521753

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"With a bumper crop of presidential candidates surfacing, I have concluded that a plague of presidentialitis has swept the nation. Speaking from experience, I must remind all these worthy contenders that once this dreaded disease-- whose symptoms include delusions of grandeur and an urge to make repeated visits to Iowa-- gets into a man's bloodstream, it can only be cured by embalming fluid." --Mo UdallMorris "Mo" Udall, Arizona's Democratic congressman for thirty years, was as well known for his sense of humor as for his dedication to environmental causes. And it was during his 1976 campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination, when he claims he drew more laughter than votes, that James K. Kilpatrick pronounced him "too funny to be president."Udall kept four black notebooks of jokes that he had collected throughout his public life. Some he heard in the courtroom or on the floor of the House; others he found in old speeches and newspaper articles; still others he swiped on the rubber-chicken circuit. This book, a memoir of Udall's career, collects many of those jokes to create a citizen's guide to the lighter side of politics."After due deliberation and two stiff drinks," Udall writes, "I decided to go ahead and write this book because I'm convinced that humor is as necessary to the health of our political discourse as it is in our private lives." Too Funny To Be President is a testament to the Udall spirit--and an example to all who would win the public's heart.


Great Presidential Wit

Great Presidential Wit

Author: Robert J. Dole

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 250

ISBN-13: 0743203925

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The former senator and presidential candidate collects bipartisan presidential humor from famous, and not-so-famous, chief executives, from Washington to Clinton.


Speaking My Mind

Speaking My Mind

Author: Ronald Reagan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2004-08

Total Pages: 436

ISBN-13: 0743271114

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The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.


Kid President's Guide to Being Awesome

Kid President's Guide to Being Awesome

Author: Robby Novak

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2015-02-03

Total Pages: 344

ISBN-13: 0062358693

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"This is LIFE, people! You've got air coming through your nose! You've got a heartbeat! That means it's time to do something!" announces Kid President in his book, Kid President's Guide to Being Awesome. From YouTube sensation (75 million views and counting!) to Hub Network summer series star, Kid President—ten-year-old Robby Novak—and his videos have inspired millions to dance more, to celebrate life, and to throw spontaneous parades. In his Guide to Being Awesome, Kid President pulls together lists of awesome ideas to help the world, awesome interviews with his awesome celebrity friends (he has interviewed Beyoncé!), and a step-by-step guide to make pretty much everything a little bit awesomer. Grab a corn dog and settle in to your favorite comfy chair. Pretend it's your birthday! (In fact, treat everyone like it's THEIR birthday!) Kid President is here with a 240-page, full-color Guide to Being Awesome that'll spread love and inspire the world.


So You Want to be President?

So You Want to be President?

Author: Judith St. George

Publisher: Putnam Juvenile

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 0399234071

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Presents an assortment of facts about the qualifications and characteristics of U.S. presidents, from George Washington to Bill Clinton.


Funny Kid for President

Funny Kid for President

Author: Matt Stanton

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2018-01-02

Total Pages: 191

ISBN-13: 0062572938

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Big Nate meets Timmy Failure in Funny Kid for President, the first book in an uproarious new middle grade series by Matt Stanton, Australia’s bestselling children’s book author. When Max gets blamed for pooping in the storeroom (which he did NOT do), tensions hit an all-time high between him and his terrifyingly large teacher, Mr. Armstrong. But then, the most unexpected thing happens—the school principal, Mrs. Sniggles, suggests Max run for class president. Max isn’t the only kid on the ballot, however. His archenemy, Abby Purcell, is also up for election—and she’s out to defeat him at all costs. To win, Max is going to need the 24/7 help of his best friend, Hugo, and he’s going to have to run the campaign of a lifetime. Max may not be the smartest or fastest kid, or the handsomest, but he just might be the funniest kid you’ll ever meet—and it’s this talent that could turn him from underdog to top dog. Max for President! Matt Stanton brings his veteran children’s book chops to this hilarious new series, perfect for early middle grade readers looking for side-splitting laughs!


Why Not Me?

Why Not Me?

Author: Al Franken

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2004-09-02

Total Pages: 283

ISBN-13: 0141018429

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The dramatic rise and dizzying fall of Al Franken, the first Jewish president of the United States. From the first days of the Franken campaign as the candidate pledges 'to walk the state of New Hampshire, diagonally and then from side to side' as Al, aided by his covering sex addict and alcoholic deputy campaign manager, stuns the pundits by defeating Al Gore for the democratic nomination, then is swept into office carrying all fifty states. But from that moment of triumph it's downhill all the way...


I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President

I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President

Author: Josh Lieb

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2009-10-13

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 1101150939

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Family Guy meets Election in this hilarious young adult debut! Twelve-year-old Oliver Watson’s got the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Or so everyone in Omaha thinks. In reality, Oliver’s a mad evil genius on his way to world domination, and he’s used his great brain to make himself the third-richest person on earth! Then Oliver’s father—and archnemesis—makes a crack about the upcoming middle school election, and Oliver takes it as a personal challenge. He’ll run, and he’ll win! Turns out, though, that overthrowing foreign dictators is actually way easier than getting kids to like you. . . Can this evil genius win the class presidency and keep his true identity a secret, all in time to impress his dad?


No Way To Treat a First Lady

No Way To Treat a First Lady

Author: Christopher Buckley

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2002-10-08

Total Pages: 319

ISBN-13: 1588362574

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A New York Times Notable Book of the Year Elizabeth Tyler MacMann, the ambitious First Lady of the United States (and known in the tabloids as “Lady Bethmac”), is on trial for the death of her philandering husband, and the only man who can save her is the boyfriend she jilted in law school—now the most shameless defense attorney in America. Published to rave reviews, No Way to Treat a First Lady is a hilariously warped love story for our time set in the funniest place in America: Washington, D.C.


Yo, Millard Fillmore!

Yo, Millard Fillmore!

Author: Will Cleveland

Publisher: Millbrook Press

Published: 1997-01-01

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 9780761302537

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Presents facts about each president accompanied by cartoon-style illustrations to serve as memory aids and quizzes to reinforce information.