Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Author: Tom Robbins

Publisher: Bantam

Published: 1995-11-01

Total Pages: 401

ISBN-13: 0553377876

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When the stock market crashes on the Thursday before Easter, you—an ambitious, although ineffectual and not entirely ethical young broker—are convinced that you’re facing the Weekend from Hell. Before the market reopens on Monday, you’re going to have to scramble and scheme to cover your butt, but there’s no way you can anticipate the baffling disappearance of a 300-pound psychic, the fall from grace of a born-again monkey, or the intrusion in your life of a tattooed stranger intent on blowing your mind and most of your fuses. Over these fateful three days, you will be forced to confront everything from mysterious African rituals to legendary amphibians, from tarot-card bombshells to street violence, from your own sexuality to outer space. This is, after all, a Tom Robbins novel—and the author has never been in finer form.

Tom the Farting Monkey
Tom the Farting Monkey

Author: Sophie Jones

Publisher:

Published: 2021-11-11

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13:

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A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!

My Dad Loves to Toot
My Dad Loves to Toot

Author: Tootin' Tom

Publisher:

Published: 2021-05-17

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13:

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New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!

And the Monkey Learned Nothing
And the Monkey Learned Nothing

Author: Tom Lutz

Publisher: University of Iowa Press

Published: 2016-10-01

Total Pages: 262

ISBN-13: 1609384504

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Tom Lutz is on a mission to visit every country on earth. And the Monkey Learned Nothing contains reports from fifty of them, most describing personal encounters in rarely visited spots, anecdotes from way off the beaten path. Traveling without an itinerary and without a goal, Lutz explores the Iranian love of poetry, the occupying Chinese army in Tibet, the amputee beggars in Cambodia, the hill tribes on Vietnam’s Chinese border, the sociopathic monkeys of Bali, the dangerous fishermen and conmen of southern India, the salt flats of Uyumi in Peru, and floating hotels in French Guiana, introduces you to an Uzbeki prodigy in the market of Samarkand, an Azeri rental car clerk in Baku, guestworkers in Dubai, a military contractor in Jordan, cucuruchos in Guatemala, a Pentecostal preacher in rural El Salvador, a playboy in Nicaragua, employment agents in Singapore specializing in Tamil workers, prostitutes in Colombia and the Dominican Republic, international bankers in Belarus, a teacher in Havana, border guards in Botswana, tango dancers in Argentina, a cook in Suriname, a juvenile thief in Uruguay, voters in Guyana, doctors in Tanzania and Lesotho, scary poker players in Moscow, reed dancers in Swaziland, young camel herders in Tunisia, Romanian missionaries in Macedonia, and musical groups in Mozambique. With an eye out for both the sublime and the ridiculous, Lutz falls, regularly, into the instant intimacy of the road with random strangers.