Hilariously obnoxious Christmas cards, perfect for friends and frenemies alike With this entertaining pack of 30 offensive Christmas cards, you're armed with the perfect insults to bring holiday sneers to everyone on your naughty list Take your pick from snarky sayings ("In a few years, you'll have enough coal to heat the whole house."), biting jibes ("Oh, did you want a present? Tough sh*t."), and thinly veiled insults ("Happy Holidays, You Ho Ho Ho "). Just tear out a card, stuff it in a stocking, and let the good feelings fly
"True to form, Hodges once again provides administrators with superb ways to support and encourage a wonderful, nurturing culture in our buildings. The beginning of the year is the perfect time to have fun as you welcome staff back and greet new staff members. Though these activities are enjoyable, their underlying purpose is important—one of collaboration, respect, trust, and getting to know one another. The author offers numerous opportunities for faculties of all sizes to interact with one another throughout the year. For new and experienced administrators, this book is a treasure chest of ideas just waiting to be opened!" —Tess W. Blumenthal, Principal Valley Elementary School, Jefferson, MD "Hodges shares very practical and innovative ideas for making ′fun′ of the hard work we do! Her ideas will be used with our administrative council to motivate and reward them for what they do, and to model how they can take these ideas back to their own staff. I′ll be buying this book for each of them as a back-to-school gift for their professional libraries!"—Julie Germann, Assistant Superintendent Monett R-1 School District, MO Create a fun, inspiring climate that motivates staff members the year ′round! In this exciting new resource Diane Hodges, best-selling author of Looking Forward to Monday Morning and Looking Forward to MORE Monday Mornings, offers a wealth of ideas, strategies, and tips for creating a positive, rewarding, and fun school climate. Based on research findings that identify educator needs along with a collection of ideas from educators throughout the U.S. and Canada, the book provides positive, spirited approaches to help principals and school administrators create a nurturing culture where staff members are encouraged and appreciated for all that they do. Organized around the seasons, this reader-friendly guide includes: Preparation plans for the new school year Fun campus and community events that prompt everyone to get involved Seasonal activities, songs, and tips for celebrating special holidays and occasions End-of-the-year reflections and rewards Unique original artwork by John Speeter that highlights important ideas and concepts Spark staff members′ enthusiasm and boost campus morale every day by incorporating proven techniques that will revitalize the spirit of your entire school community!
Very Merry Cocktails features more than 50 festive cocktail recipes. This book has something for every holiday occasion, whether a kid-friendly cookie party, an elegant New Year's Eve soirée, or a cozy night in for two. Recipes range from timeless classics and classics with a twist, to party punchbowls and zero-proof libations. • A perfect stocking stuffer year after year • Includes both cocktails and mocktails • Brimming with vibrant photography Make and enjoy seasonal drinks like like Hot Buttered Rum, the Holiday Bellini, 'Tis the Season Sangria, and Foamy Mexican Hot Chocolate. With just the right amount of Christmas kitsch, this is an essential collection for cocktail enthusiasts, holiday hosts, and anyone who loves the holiday season. • Perfect for people who love Christmas and holiday drinks, merrymakers looking to get in the holiday spirit, and entertainers and hosts • You'll love this book if you love books like The Artisanal Kitchen: Holiday Cocktails: The Best Nogs, Punches, Sparklers, and Mixed Drinks for Every Festive Occasion by Nick Mautone; Winter Cocktails: Mulled Ciders, Hot Toddies, Punches, Pitchers, and Cocktail Party Snacks by Maria del Mar Sacasa; and The Craft Cocktail Party: Delicious Drinks for Every Occasion by Julie Reiner.
Being naughty is not just for kids anymore! The holiday season can be hectic, and what better way to unwind and indulge your sweetie then with an adults-only, romantic holiday kit? With The Naughty, Naughty Christmas Kit you can heat things up with your honey under the Christmas tree. So get naughty! Grab your partner and treat him or her to some sensual treats and holiday cheer. After all, ‘tis the season for giving, right? Besides, how do you think Santa got those rosy cheeks? (Wink, wink.) Includes Christmas-themed adult treats, such as: Peppermint-scented Massage Oil Mistletoe Sexy Santa Hat Fuzzy Handcuffs Two “Santa Stops Here” Tattoos 32-page book full of creative and festive ways to heat things up around the holidays!
The Commuter Chronicles is a collection of 6 1/2 years of the weekly column Amy J. Randall-McSorley has been honored to free-lance write for the Circleville Herald, Pickaway County, Ohios newspaper. The collection is a blend of deeply reflective, poetic, and humorous musings by Amy inspired by her commute to work an hour away from her rural home.
'Tis the season to be naughty... Newly divorced and back in her hometown, Tatum Buchanan is trying to move on with her life. But she's shocked to discover her ex–husband has rented out her childhood home to her high school sweetheart! And the last thing she expects to see is grown–up Spencer Ryan's cut, hard body. Apparently Tatum's libido doesn't care that Spencer shattered her heart eight years ago... With the holidays looming and Spencer's presence in her house driving her wild, Tatum strikes a bargain with him–twelve days of no–strings sex. Just so she can get him out of her system. But when the twelve red–hot days of Christmas are over, Tatum isn't sure she can say goodbye to Spencer on December 25!
“A cheerful, lighthearted romp…cleverly mixes in a seductive game of alternating dares that morphs into more than just a holiday hookup…[a] joyous tale.”—Publishers Weekly Lauren Hall has one wish for Christmas this year—raise money to build a new, no-kill animal shelter for the little Virginia town of Sycamore Cove. And she is prepared to do anything to make it happen. Even dare a man she just met to perform a strip tease for the local knitting society. Gabe Nicholson has one wish too—obtain the job of a lifetime to launch his career. But his wishes get snowballed when his best friend's little sister hands him a pair of stripper pants and a bottle of eggnog-flavored body oil. It’s all sugar plums and mistletoe until a scandal caused by Lauren’s fundraiser threatens to ruin everything. With Gabe's work opportunities disappearing before his eyes and Lauren's fundraising efforts tanking, their game of dares stands to burn them both. Unless it ignites a spark of Christmas magic…
A hilarious holiday picture book about everyone's favorite naughty feline, Nick Bruel's Bad Kitty! "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city, not a creature was stirring...Except for BAD KITTY." A greedy Bad Kitty didn't get all the presents she wanted for Christmas, but after she goes on a Christmas caper across town and through multiple alphabets, she makes a new friend, finds an old friend, and learns the true meaning of Christmas. Or not.
