The World's Worst Elephant Jokes
Author: Len Weinrib
Publisher: Price Stern Sloan
Published: 1989
Total Pages: 52
ISBN-13: 9780843100105
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The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
Author: Larry Sloan
Publisher: Price Stern Sloan
Published: 1974
Total Pages: 52
ISBN-13: 9780843102048
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPretty Good Joke Book
Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
Published: 2021-08-10
Total Pages:
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOver 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2016-05-01
Total Pages: 90
ISBN-13: 1626866139
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOver 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
What's Black and White and Red All Over?
Author: Gyles Brandreth
Publisher: Penguin UK
Published: 2020-08-20
Total Pages: 199
ISBN-13: 0241427304
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLaugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth
The World's Worst Jokes
Author: Victoria Fremont
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
Published: 2015-02-23
Total Pages: 68
ISBN-13: 0486803074
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. 61 zany teeth-gritters. Amusing illustrations by Larry Daste.
Jokelopedia
Author: Ilana Weitzman
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Published: 2006-01-01
Total Pages: 292
ISBN-13: 9780761142089
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPresents a compendium of jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns for any occasion, and includes brief blurbs about comedians and successful comedic shows.
Best of Mad Libs
Author: Roger Price
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2008-04-17
Total Pages: 290
ISBN-13: 0843126981
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories with the Best of Mad Libs! The very best ridiculousness Mad Libs has to offer, like PLURAL NOUN swimming in the PLACE! With 125 classic "fill-in-the-blank" stories about scalp care, how to go to sleep, and beauty advice, there's something in this deluxe Mad Libs for everyone. Play alone, in a group, or in the solar system! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. This deluxe edition includes: - Silly stories: 125 classic Mad Libs! - A history of Mad Libs: straight from the creator, Leonard Stern (complete with pictures)! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame
Author: Andy Herald
Publisher: Weldon Owen International
Published: 2021-04-27
Total Pages: 194
ISBN-13: 1681888068
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOver 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
Author: May Roche
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Published: 2018-10-16
Total Pages: 241
ISBN-13: 1250190037
DOWNLOAD EBOOKEvery kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
