The World's All-Time Best Collection of Good Clean Jokes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher:
Published: 1996
Total Pages: 354
ISBN-13: 9780883659670
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.
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The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Published: 2013-03-01
Total Pages: 113
ISBN-13: 0736948503
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Published: 1998-03
Total Pages: 332
ISBN-13: 9781578660124
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Published: 2013-03-01
Total Pages: 114
ISBN-13: 0736948481
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
The Best Joke Book (Period)
Author: William Donohue
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2014-11
Total Pages: 208
ISBN-13: 1440583099
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDiscover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
All-Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher:
Published: 2006
Total Pages: 372
ISBN-13: 9780736917773
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe king of comedic timing and punch lines delivers a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations.
Ultimate Book of Jokes
Author: Scott McNeely
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2011-10-19
Total Pages: 349
ISBN-13: 0811877957
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom road-crossing chickens and classic knock-knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of more than 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with two-color line art throughout.
Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Published: 2007-01-01
Total Pages: 114
ISBN-13: 0736933050
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhat can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.
Jolly Jokes for Older Folks
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Published: 2007-04-01
Total Pages: 178
ISBN-13: 0736934952
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2016-05-01
Total Pages: 90
ISBN-13: 1626866139
DOWNLOAD EBOOKOver 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
