The Big Book of Dad Jokes
The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Author: Joe Kerz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2022-04-19

Total Pages: 389

ISBN-13: 1631586653

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Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

The Jumbo Jokes and Riddles Book for Kids
The Jumbo Jokes and Riddles Book for Kids

Author: D. L. Digital Entertainment

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-09-12

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 9781692672607

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Does your child live for funny, goofy and different kinds of jokes and riddles? Then keep on reading.... We know riddles and jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family. We also know that they have numerous health benefits that can positively affect you and your child in many ways! When is comes riddles and jokes, they have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Unfortunately, finding interesting and intriguing riddles, puzzles and brain teasers can take a lot of time and effort to find when searching through blog post after blog post. Luckily, The Jumbo Joke Book for Kids puts an end to this problem, putting all of the most hilarious and laugh-out-loud jokes we could possibly find into one, convenient place. In this book, you can expect: 9 different categories of riddles and brain teasers 500+ laugh-out-loud jokes and riddles Jokes that are easy to hear and comprehend Fun and interactive jokes kids will adore Entertainment for the entire family Clear and concise narration for the ultimate experience And much more... Now, we know some types of jokes and riddles books can be repetitive and boring. Seeing the same jokes you always see over and over again is no fun at all. We've made it our #1 priority to find new hilarious and laugh-out-loud jokes in order to keep you interested and always wanting more. So, are you ready to laugh out loud and become the funniest person around? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!

Awesome Jokes
Awesome Jokes

Author: Charles Keller

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780806943787

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What does a frog say when it sees something terrific? Toad-ally awesome! That's exactly what you'll say about this cartoon-filled collection of jokes, puns, and riddles. Enjoy smart remarks from The Warped Wise Man (Basketball is just a lot of hoopla), and giggle at the silly daffynitions (A hotel is a place where you pay good dollars for poor quarters). It's a barrel of laughs!

Metaphors of Masculinity
Metaphors of Masculinity

Author: Stanley Brandes

Publisher: University of Pennsylvania Press

Published: 2015-04-17

Total Pages: 247

ISBN-13: 0812292502

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In the Andalusian communities throughout the olive-growing region of southeastern Spain men show themselves to be primarily concerned with two problems of identity: their place in the social hierarchy, and the maintenance of their masculinity in the context of their culture. In this study of projective behavior as found in the folklore of an Andalusian town, Stanley Brandes is careful to support psychological interpretations with ethnographic evidence. His emphasis on male folklore provides a timely complement to current research on women.

3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles
3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles

Author: Charles Foxgrover

Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal

Published: 2009-08-26

Total Pages: 546

ISBN-13: 1603762078

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National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.

Christmas Facts & Jokes
Christmas Facts & Jokes

Author: John Townsend

Publisher: The Salariya Book Company

Published: 2021-02-09

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1912537346

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Truly Foul & Cheesy is a bestselling series of hilarious, fact-packed information books that will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. In this title, quirky illustrations and bite-sized text provide an accessible and entertaining introduction to Christmas, including why sprouts make us fart, the name for a phobia of Santa Claus, and the disgusting original recipe for mince pies. Hold onto your sides and dive in!

Semantic Mechanisms of Humor
Semantic Mechanisms of Humor

Author: V. Raskin

Publisher: Springer Science & Business Media

Published: 2012-12-06

Total Pages: 302

ISBN-13: 9400964722

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GOAL This is the funniest book I have ever written - and the ambiguity here is deliberate. Much of this book is about deliberate ambiguity, described as unambiguously as possible, so the previous sentence is probably the fIrst, last, and only deliberately ambiguous sentence in the book. Deliberate ambiguity will be shown to underlie much, if not all, of verbal humor. Some of its forms are simple enough to be perceived as deliberately ambiguous on the surface; in others, the ambiguity results from a deep semantic analysis. Deep semantic analysis is the core of this approach to humor. The book is the fIrst ever application of modem linguistic theory to the study of humor and it puts forward a formal semantic theory of verbal humor. The goal of the theory is to formulate the necessary and sufficient conditions, in purely semantic terms, for a text to be funny. In other words, if a formal semantic analysis of a text yields a certain set of semantic proptrties which the text possesses, then the text is recognized as a joke. As any modem linguistic theory, this semantic theory of humor attempts to match a natural intuitive ability which the native speaker has, in this particular case, the ability to perceive a text as funny, i. e. , to distinguish a joke from a non-joke.

Pandora Revisited: Book One of the Series A Little Mythunderstanding
Pandora Revisited: Book One of the Series A Little Mythunderstanding

Author: David Graham

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2009-01-23

Total Pages: 457

ISBN-13: 1435734521

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When Diana and her brother Jason accidentally discover and open Pandora's Box while visiting modern-day Greece, the past, present and future become interwoven into an adventure that will eventually cover the whole planet and draw from every major mythology on the earth. Trying to solve the multitude of mysteries that surround them -- including the disappearance of their parents -- and gathering a team of both mortals and immortals to battle mythical monsters, the two teens find out what the gods are really like, not to mention getting to know themselves a little better, in an action-packed and romance-filled tale suitable for all ages.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-01

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!