The Tighty Whitey Spider

The Tighty Whitey Spider

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2010-04-01

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 1402248180

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Another side-splitting collection of poetry from beloved children's poet Kenn Nesbitt! Following up the bestselling collection, My Hippo Has the Hiccups, Kenn Nesbitt dares to go where no poet has gone before, creating a whole host of laugh-out-loud scenarios involving animals doing extreme sports. Kids love Kenn's clever word play and wonderful imagery. This collection also includes an audio CD of Kenn reading the poems in his inimitable style. And Ethan Long provides the perfect complement to Kenn's poetry with his brilliant line drawings. With poems like "My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye" and "I Bought Our Cat a Jetpack," this collection shines bright with rhymes that are full of jokes, thrills, and surprises. Animals Doing Extreme Sports will keep kids laughing—and loving poetry.


More Bears!

More Bears!

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1402276559

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Before he can begin the story he wants to write, an author hears an insistent call for more bears and soon the pages are crawling with them.


My Cat Knows Karate

My Cat Knows Karate

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher:

Published: 2018-10-26

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 9780369301437

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Kenn Nesbitt returns with another round of the ridiculous rhymes, wacky wordplay, and preposterous punchlines that kids love to read. My Cat Knows Karate includes seventy new poems about goofy gadgets, kooky characters, funny families, absurd situations, and much, much more.


Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Running Press Adult

Published: 2012-06-19

Total Pages: 115

ISBN-13: 1442455691

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The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!


The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World

The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1402238347

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A self-help guide for would-be world conquerors provides a ten-step program for becoming an archvillain, including picking a name and a costume, setting up a lair, making robots, and acquiring minions.


My Hippo Has the Hiccups

My Hippo Has the Hiccups

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2009-04-01

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 1402227523

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Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry is adored by kids. They just can't get enough of the great beats, wonderful imagery, and good ol' belly laughs his poetry contains! With over a hundred poems included, most of them new but some old favorites too, My Hippo Has the Hiccups is a laugh-out-loud good time. The audio CD features lots of the great poem readings and zany humor that make Kenn one of the most widely sought school speakers in the country. From angry vegetables to misbehaving robots to the boy who is only half a werewolf, these are all officially poems Kenn totally made up: my robot does my homework! | i bought a pet banana! | when vegetables are angry... Be sure to visit Kenn online at the world's most popular poetry site for kids: poetry4kids.com


101 Places to Get F*cked Up Before You Die

101 Places to Get F*cked Up Before You Die

Author: Matador Network

Publisher: Macmillan + ORM

Published: 2014-01-07

Total Pages: 277

ISBN-13: 1250035597

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What Are You Waiting For? Looking for a guidebook that isn't full of tired, lame, or even BS travel information? 101 Places to Get Fucked Up Before You Die brings together the most irreverent and legit accounts of drinking, nightlife and travel culture around the world. Part guide, part social commentary, part party invitation, 101 Places gives you all the info and inspiration you'll need to: * Blowout one (or several) of the year's biggest festivals * MacGyver your way into underground clubs and backcountry raves * Throw down with people from the Himalayas to the salt flats to Antarctica * Travel in every conceivable style—from baller to dirtbag—to some of the most epic spots on earth Do you really know where to go out in San Francisco or Tel Aviv? How about preparing for Burning Man or Oktoberfest? The award-winning journalists and photographers at Matador Network let you know what's up at each spot, whether it's drug policies, how to keep safe, special options for LGBT travelers, or simply where to find the kind of music you like to dance to. No matter if you want to rage at Ibiza or just chill on some dunes smoking shisha, 101 Places has something for you. So, hop a flight, raise a glass, and join us as we breach security, ride ill-recommended ferries, and hike miles into the wilderness all in search of the parties and places going off right now.


The Armpit of Doom

The Armpit of Doom

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Purple Room Publishing

Published: 2012-10

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 098837630X

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Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.


Deep Sea Dance

Deep Sea Dance

Author: Kenn Nesbitt

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2019-04-02

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781987492446

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Down on the ocean floor, deep in the sea, everybody's dancing. Ready? ONE, TWO, THREE! All the underwater creatures are having fun dancing in the deep until Shark crashes the party. But what if he just wants to dance too? Don't miss this beautifully-illustrated, charming tale of differences, common bonds, friendship, and dancing from former Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt.