The Snuggie Sutra
The Snuggie Sutra

Author: Lex Friedman

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2010-09-28

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780312652678

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The Snuggie is a pop culture icon that quickly developed its own cult of awareness. Few of us were asking for a blanket with sleeves, but that's because we'd forgotten how to dream. Once we'd purchased our Snuggies, we quickly realized our world had changed for the better. Now, we want to show you just what makes the Snuggie cozy and sexy. Brilliantly illustrated with drawings of couples in flagrante delicto, our comprehensive guide includes—in ascending order of difficulty—everything from "The Warm and Snuggie" (for beginners) to "The Yes Ma'am" (perfect for hiding your flaws—not that you have any, of course!) to "The Night In" (which works great when you're staying home to page through The Snuggie Sutra). Based on our blog of the same name, which scored mentions everywhere from The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien to New York magazine and a host of radio stations all over the country, The Snuggie Sutra covers important topics like how to convince your partner to bring a Snuggie into the bedroom and how to set the Snuggie mood (candles and Snuggies don't mix!). We are thrilled to share this first-of-its-kind sexual handbook with the reading, Snuggie-wearing, and love-making public. Enjoy! --The Snuggie Sutrists

Kid in the Crib
Kid in the Crib

Author: Lex Friedman

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2012-09-04

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 0762787341

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A children’s book for adults in the vein of the mega-bestselling Go the F**k to Sleep, The Kid in the Crib brilliantly reimagines the Dr. Seuss classic, The Cat in the Hat, for beleaguered parents struggling with the anxieties and challenges of parenting in the 21st century. It substitutes the typical worries, frustrations, and challenges of modern parenting for Seuss's original story about a kindly feline and the children he befriends. It lays out the daily power struggle between parents as they each insist that it's the other one's turn to deal with the befouled diaper, and the bleary-headedness that coincides with an infant's sleeping patterns. Parents will chuckle as they read "The kid spat up white/The kid spat up green/The kid spat up more spit up/Than we'd ever seen." This pitch-perfect parody—expertly illustrated by graphic designer Felix Schlater—paints an honest portrait of parenting that will have moms and dads nodding in recognition and howling with laughter. And it is a story that parents will delight in reading, both to each other--and even to their kids someday.

The Cuddle Sutra
The Cuddle Sutra

Author: Rob Grader

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2007-11

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 140225038X

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With the simple act of an embrace, two people can be joined together in such an intense bond that words no longer serve a purpose. The cuddle says it all. The Cuddle Sutra is an all-encompassing resource for the act of cuddling, filled with detailed descriptions and illustrations of all the ways to express affection, whether you're in the privacy of your own bedroom or walking down Main Street. Includes 50 cuddle positions, fully illustrated, for such locales as: . Snuggling in the bedroom . Kanoodling on the couch . Hand-Dancing . Enchanting Embraces And much, much more!

Sams Teach Yourself iTunes Match in 10 Minutes
Sams Teach Yourself iTunes Match in 10 Minutes

Author: Lex Friedman

Publisher: Sams Publishing

Published: 2012-03-21

Total Pages: 135

ISBN-13: 0133056856

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Sams Teach Yourself iTunes Match in 10 Minutes is a quick reference guide to using Apple's iTunes Match service. This book explains all the varied features of the service, including essential details such as signing up, upgrading your entire library, understanding various iTunes Match settings, getting around the 25,000 song limit, using the service with Apple TV, troubleshooting problems, using it with iOS devices, and plenty more. Each topic is covered in short, easy to understand chapters that help you quickly and easily use the service to its full potential, resulting in higher-quality music, endless hours of streaming, and more.

The Book of Sexy Games
The Book of Sexy Games

Author: Chris Stone

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2009-05-01

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0740790706

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This book offers tangible proof that the couple that plays together stays together." The perfect Valentine's Day charmer, this clever book includes 10 games to inspire your inner-Cupid. With its 10 hilariously sexy games, this book is the perfect gift for your lover (or the bride- or groom-to-be) for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or any special occasion. Here are the perfect risque (but tasteful) games to liven up a rainy evening or spice up a party with friends: If Only, Truth or Bare, Strip Hangman, Breathless, Naked Twister, and more. Step-by-step instructions and handy diagrams accompany each game to provide additional guidance. Tip boxes that offer extra advice on how to spice up each activity are also included.

The Fifth Rule
The Fifth Rule

Author: Don Aker

Publisher: HarperCollins Canada

Published: 2011-02-22

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 1443405493

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Reef is back in Halifax for the funeral of Frank Colville, his former mentor. Memories of Frank compete with memories of Leeza and the terrible way their relationship ended. Mindful that the restraining order against him has been renewed by Leeza’s mother, Reef has no intention of staying in Halifax for long. Leeza, in the meantime, is feeling stifled by her mother’s “concern.” A first-year student at Dalhousie, she is kicking herself for not attending university out of town. Despite Reef ’s best efforts to stay away, circumstances push him and Leeza ever closer to each other. An eager political crusader wants to close Reef ’s former group home, and he will stop at nothing to get media attention, including manipulating news items. Reef is shocked to discover that he has been photographed outside Leeza’s house and, therefore, in violation of the restraining order. Finding himself at the centre of growing controversy, Reef is pushed to his limits. Before he leaves town, Reef must face his demons and make some tough choices or else risk losing everything he has worked for, including the only girl he has ever loved.

Men Love Abuse
Men Love Abuse

Author: Tionna Tee Smalls

Publisher:

Published: 2012-01-27

Total Pages: 216

ISBN-13: 9780983055402

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Men only understand strength, so if you want that guy, you better "abuse" him. Never the one to promote violence, Smalls uses the word abuse as a metaphor to mean stop treating guys so nice. the reader will leave feeling empowered and ready to tak on any man they are dating or will soon date. The rules are fun and easy, and Smalls breaks down the problems and solutions to any issue that may come up in a ship (friendship, courtship, or relationship). -- back cover.

The Snuggie Sutra
The Snuggie Sutra

Author: Lex Friedman

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2010-09-28

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1429988762

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The Snuggie is a pop culture icon that quickly developed its own cult of awareness. Few of us were asking for a blanket with sleeves, but that's because we'd forgotten how to dream. Once we'd purchased our Snuggies, we quickly realized our world had changed for the better. Now, we want to show you just what makes the Snuggie cozy and sexy. Brilliantly illustrated with drawings of couples in flagrante delicto, our comprehensive guide includes—in ascending order of difficulty—everything from "The Warm and Snuggie" (for beginners) to "The Yes Ma'am" (perfect for hiding your flaws—not that you have any, of course!) to "The Night In" (which works great when you're staying home to page through The Snuggie Sutra). Based on our blog of the same name, which scored mentions everywhere from The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien to New York magazine and a host of radio stations all over the country, The Snuggie Sutra covers important topics like how to convince your partner to bring a Snuggie into the bedroom and how to set the Snuggie mood (candles and Snuggies don't mix!). We are thrilled to share this first-of-its-kind sexual handbook with the reading, Snuggie-wearing, and love-making public. Enjoy! --The Snuggie Sutrists

My House on the Moon
My House on the Moon

Author: Jordan Eyre

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2013-07-23

Total Pages: 286

ISBN-13: 9781492910268

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What might you be thinking if you were President Obama and realized you just gave that entire speech with your fly down? Have you ever wondered how you might have to dress, if you wanted to succeed as a member of a 90s boy band? Have you been caught playing with your food, only to be told that it's inappropriate for a 30 year old to throw spaghetti? Jordan Eyre and Tim Drake are experts in the fields of human interaction and behavioral study. Join them as they explore these, and other hot topics of discussion. Hey, you may learn something! "I did have inappropriate relationships with this book" -- Former President, Bill Clinton "I don't care if they were there first! It was my idea, dammit!" -- Newt Gingrich, Raving Lunartic (heh)