He's 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude...and opinions...on everything. The PsychoKitty Speaks Out is the diary of Max, a put-upon and under appreciated domestic feline with both a disdain and fondness for Sticky Little People, an addiction to Kitty Crack, and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. He muses about everyday life,
Look. I'm funny. You like me. And if you buy my book, I earn cash towards fresh cat nip and crunchy treats. It's as simple as that... But if you need more: This is the diary of Max Thompson, blogger extraordinaire. Thousands of people (maybe hundreds) flock to his blog every day to be amused an enlightened by his feline wisdom. Plus, it's the follow up to "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat" so you know it's good. Some people even though it was FUNNIER. But you don't have to read that one first. Oh, and I have a potty mouth. So you're warned.
"The most winning junior detective ever in teen lit. (Take that, Nancy Drew!)" —Midwest Children's Book Review It's Sammy's birthday, which should be a good thing, except that Dorito, Sammy's cat, is missing, and while Sammy's searching for him, she finds three dead cats in dumpsters around town. Worse still, Miss Kitty, a psycho cat lady, blames Sammy when it turns out one of the dead cats belonged to her. As if Sammy didn't have enough on her hands investigating these furry felonies, her mother has a confession to make: she lied about Sammy's age so she could start her in school a year early. So—surprise!—Sammy isn't turning 14 at all, she's going to be unlucky 13 for another whole year. Better luck next year, Sammy. . . . The Sammy Keyes mysteries are fast-paced, funny, thoroughly modern, and true whodunits. Each mystery is exciting and dramatic, but it's the drama in Sammy's personal life that keeps readers coming back to see what happens next with her love interest Casey, her soap-star mother, and her mysterious father.
After years of complaining about him in his popular blog, The Psychokitty Speaks Out, Max felt it was time to let the world hear from his main source of aggravation: Buddah Pest. During the summer of 2019, these two cool kitties sat down for a conversation about how their lives together came to be, why Max finds Buddah annoying, and Buddah finally gets a chance to have his say. Part conversation, part Advice on Writing, part peace treaty, this is the book Max's fans has asked for: an interview with the Pest. Buddah Pest, King of the run-on sentence.
A stash of easy money makes for some hard choices for Sammy Keyes. "An exceptionally good entry in an already remarkable series."--Booklist Sammy Keyes has three wads of cold hard cash in her hot little hands. An old guy gave them to her. Well, actually, he told her to throw them away. With his last dying breath. Which he was taking because Sammy had just scared the life right out of him. So . . . she's got to get this man some help. She's got to do it without being seen herself. And she's got to figure out how to stash that cash. (Aw, c'mon! You'd keep the money too, right?) But it turns out other people are after that money--and now they're after her. Crooks Sammy can handle. The thing that's scaring her to death is Brandon's pool party--and the thought that her crush Casey will be there...
In the second book of The Wick Chronicles, Midlam is at war with Florida and the lives of the royal heirs are on the line. Fearing for their lives, the Emperor takes them into hiding and prepares them for battle--and then must take Drew and Zed on a mission to save Oz.
From the author of Catwise and Think Like a Cat, the ultimate resource for managing a multi-pet household. Pam Johnson-Bennett, the award-winning author and feline behaviorist, shows how adding another cat to your home does not have to be the start of a kitty apocalypse. Although cats are often misunderstood as natural loners, Johnson-Bennett shows how to plan, set up, and maintain a home environment that will help multiple cats—and their owners—live in peace. Cat vs. Cat will help readers understand the importance of territory, the specialized communication cats use to establish relationships and hierarchies, and how to interpret the so-called “bad behavior” that leads so many owners to needless frustration. Offering a wealth of information on how to diffuse tension, prevent squabbles and ambushes, blend two families, or help the elder kitty in your family, Cat vs. Cat is a welcome resource for both seasoned and prospective guardians of cat families large and small.
His life littered with the women he's used--a dead hooker he planned on marrying, and a stepfather he hates with a passion--Chip Davis is ready to move on. The Woman has found her way into his life, and he intends to run with her at full speed towards happiness. Nothing can stop him--not a dead friend, a missing brother, or a father with employment that leaves Chip cold--nothing except for the truth.
When her mother dies, fifteen-year-old Keelie Heartwood must leave California to live with her nomadic father at a renaissance festival. Playacting the Dark Ages is an L.A. girl’s worst nightmare. But then Keelie starts seeing fairies and uncovers her connection to a community of elves.
My name is Stonewall, I’m the Treasurer for The Dark Leopards MC East Texas Chapter. I’ve finally found my place in the world within the Dark Leopards MC, but someone wants me to dead. I’m not even safe inside our clubhouse when they send another assassin for me. Only this assassin is more than I bargained for. She’s my mate. When Kamaria’s sister finds herself in trouble, again, Kamaria is forced to work for the people who have her sister. She knew getting into the clubhouse was going to take some creativity. What she wasn’t expecting was to find her mate. Destiny isn’t being very fair asking her to choose between her sister’s safety, and her own happiness.