What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4)
What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-06-25

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 0545606942

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Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, continuing a new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary, Just when I was pretty sure we could let the Student Awareness Committee quietly die a dignified death like some majestic old elephant or the Square Dancing Club, Angeline has to be aware of something. Great.And, of course, it couldn't be something interesting like nail polish or why maybe there should be a special class in nail polish and how to get it out of your beagle's ear. (Mom, if you're reading this, I'm not admitting anything. Somebody else could have painted a heart in his ear.)Angeline just had to be aware of one of those THINGS THAT ADULTS LIKE.

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)
Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 153

ISBN-13: 0545649455

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)
That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 152

ISBN-13: 0545308461

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Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

The Problem with Here Is That it's Where I'm From (Dear Dumb Diary #6)
The Problem with Here Is That it's Where I'm From (Dear Dumb Diary #6)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 138

ISBN-13: 0545295572

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Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary!There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School.Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?

A Dog's Porpoise
A Dog's Porpoise

Author: M. C. Ross

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2020-10-06

Total Pages: 152

ISBN-13: 1338740342

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A rambunctious mutt and a curious porpoise become best pals in this adorably charming story about friendship and family. When a bad storm throws Bangor, a harbor porpoise, off course, he finds himself all alone in the harbor of Ogunquit, Maine. And he's not the only one who's lost in these wayward waters: Lars, a rowdy pup, is knocked overboard a nearby boat. With the help of a girl named Natalie, Bangor rescues Lars, and they become fast friends. But not everyone in the small town approves of this unlikely friendship. Some find Lars a nuisance to the community, and it isn't safe for Bangor to remain in the harbor. It's up to Natalie to convince the town to locate Bangor's pod and return him safely home -- even if it means saying goodbye to her new friend. Full of humor and heart, A Dog's Porpoise asks readers to consider what it means to be a good friend, especially during tough times.

My Pants Are Haunted !
My Pants Are Haunted !

Author: Jamie Kelly

Publisher: Paw Prints

Published: 2008-08-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781439520482

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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)
The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 169

ISBN-13: 0545347580

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Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)
Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 0545295564

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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)
Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 0545295580

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Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .

It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)
It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)

Author: Jim Benton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2013-08-27

Total Pages: 154

ISBN-13: 0545649463

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New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!Dear Dumb Diary,I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.