The Disappearance of the Three Little Pigs

The Disappearance of the Three Little Pigs

Author: Billy St. John

Publisher: Baker's Plays

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 9780573603242

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Nursery Land characters, both human and animal, coexist in this goofy 1940s spoof of classic film noir detective stories for grown-up kids. When her triplets disappear, Mrs. Pig hires detective Jack B. Nimble. Jack and his klutzy secretary Miss Muffet suspect B. B. Wolf. Characters from Humpty Dumpty and Henny Penny to Jack and Mrs. Sprat become involved in the investigation before Jack finds the missing boys and earns a dubious award: a kiss from a pig.


You Could Die Laughing!

You Could Die Laughing!

Author: Billy St. John

Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 92

ISBN-13: 9780573629723

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Full Length, Comedy. Characters: 7 male, 8 female . Unit set.. Television mogul Jacque St. Yves invites eleven has been comics to his island lodge off the Canadian coast to audition for the central in role his new TV series. It's an opportunity to die for ... and that is someone's intention! Shortly after arriving, the comics find they are stranded along with the pilot of St. Yves's private jet, the attractive flight attendant and the couple employed as housekeeper and handyman. That night, the housekeeper disappears during a violent thunderstorm and her husband drops dead after ingesting candy that any of them could have sampled. Laughs and chills abound until the startling truth emerges and the tension mounts.


Senior Follies

Senior Follies

Author: Billy St. John

Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13: 9780573629570

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

The rocking is not done in chairs at the Pleasant Valley Retirement Home, especially since Howard discovered Viagra! The feisty divorcee and lovely widow who are constantly scurrying out if his reach and refuse to play strip poker or skinny dip in the hot tub breathe a sigh of relief when a new resident actually seems to enjoy Howard's advances. She turns out to be a con artist intent on fleecing Howard and, with the help of her brother, a shy spinster. Other roles for senior actors include a less than energetic wife and her husband, a gardening fanatic. Don't miss the hilarity in this wonderful comedy for a mature cast by the author of The Abduction, The Reunion and other plays.


The Drowned Detective

The Drowned Detective

Author: Neil Jordan

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2016-02-25

Total Pages: 350

ISBN-13: 1408865173

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Jonathan is a private investigator in a decaying eastern European city, consumed by his work and his failing marriage. Approached one day by an elderly couple, he is presented with a faded photograph of their daughter, missing for nearly two decades. Troubled by the image of the little girl, who was the same age when she vanished as his own daughter is now – he is compelled to find her. But one night, soon after taking on the case, as he walks across the bridge spanning the river that divides the city, he encounters a young woman crouched at the foot of a stone angel – a woman who suddenly leaps into the icy water below. Without thinking, Jonathan plunges after her, and is soon drawn into her ghostly world of confusion, coincidence and intrigue, and the city he thought he knew turns strange and threatening. Haunting and deeply moving, The Drowned Detective is an intoxicating, atmospheric exploration of relationships, lies and betrayal – confirming Neil Jordon as a master storyteller and a vital literary voice.


To Bury the Devil

To Bury the Devil

Author: Richard Goodwyn

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

Published: 2011-11-04

Total Pages: 293

ISBN-13: 1466902817

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Harper Wolfe never intended to return for an extended period to his place of birth in Kellersville, Alabama. Now a successful mystery writer, he lives in California where he moved after divorcing his childhood sweetheart, Nan. When he finds out that Nan is dying, he returns home to be with her and reconnects with his now-teenage son, PK. Because he will eventually have full custody of PK and plans to relocate him to Palm Springs, he faces several significant hurdles. Harper and PK have spent a month together each summer, but neither Harper nor Nan has told their son that his father is gay. Their time together has been wonderful, but in reality, they dont know each other very well because PK was only nine years old when Harper and Nan separated. In addition, living in the house with Hank, Nans second husband, because Harper has harbored a secret crush on him since the three of them taught together at the local high school. Another significant challenge for Harper is dealing with his Aunt Clairisse, a master manipulator who rules the family with an iron hand. Because she controls the purse strings of the family business, her son and daughter bow to her every command. Harper is forced into a showdown with Clairisse. Death is an unwelcomed visitor to the family reunion; unfortunately not all demises are of natural causes. Family skeletons come out of many closets, and secrets are revealed to mixed reactions and emotions. Harper experiences his hometown from a new and interesting, if not tragic, point of view. Although he is definitely not an outsider, his perspective is a combination of native son and visitor. As he reacquaints himself with this rural villages traditions and eccentric residents, he sees both the vicious and comical sides of Southern life and customs, which not so long ago were part of his everyday life.


Kick Off

Kick Off

Author: Andrew Fusek Peters

Publisher: Evans Brothers

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 70

ISBN-13: 9780237533748

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

At a home match with archrivals Mill Spill, a valuable soccer league cup is stolen from the halls of Diddlebury Heights. The home team loses the match, the cup, and their confidence! What follows is a series of fast-paced chases, mimed soccer sequences, interactions with a pompous headmaster and rapping cheerleaders, slapstick humor, and an unexpected conclusion. Will the school be saved from the evil developer who has her eye on the land it's built on? This is a perfect play for group work, drama lessons, and full-scale productions.


The Magnolia Ball-Dash-Two

The Magnolia Ball-Dash-Two

Author: Rebecca Tebbs Nunn

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2004-11-23

Total Pages: 391

ISBN-13: 0595784526

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Bonita's become a pariah in South Carolina and leaves for greener pastures in Tennessee. Once again she becomes embroiled in scandal amidst delightful dialogue, gossip, parties, teas, luncheons, stately mansions, designer clothing and exquisite jewelry. Interspersed with delicious Southern recipes for comfort foods, get ready for another frolic through Dixieland with all of its mores, nuances, dialogue, colloquialisms, gentility, sex, and occasional depravity.


Consuming Revenge

Consuming Revenge

Author: Bill Shaul

Publisher: BookLocker.com, Inc.

Published: 2024-06-20

Total Pages: 222

ISBN-13:

DOWNLOAD EBOOK

Consuming Revenge presents the blood-thirsty results of allowing revenge to dominate the thoughts and actions of a highly respected citizen. This domination begins with the accidental deaths of two police officers and climaxes with the premediated plot to murder a third officer. Against this backdrop a budding romance grows between the targeted officer and the newspaper reporter. This romance is severely tested as revenge rages unabated. Lane Stewart, Commander of the Inmate Transport Unit, or the ITU, just laid to rest two members of his unit. He soon realizes that their deaths were not accidental, but the first steps in a calculated plot to discredit Lane and the ITU, a plot that becomes more sinister as it morphs from merely tarnishing Lane’s reputation into a vengeful scheme to take his life. How will Lane’s faith in God help him survive this plot? Danny O'Shaughnessy, the young, attractive newspaper reporter for the Daily Dispatch, has been assigned to write a series of investigative stories about the ITU. As she researches, she soon becomes charmed by the leader of this unit, a handsome, 40-something widower named Lane Stewart. As she grows closer to him, her new-found faith in Jesus Christ is tested. Having witnessed the death of her fiancé 5 years earlier in a skydiving accident, can she risk her heart again by becoming romantically involved with a man who is exposed to dangers every day at work? The Source, a shadowy, mysterious figure, seems to know all about the inner workings of the ITU, and uses this knowledge to play unnerving mind games with both Lane and Danny. The Source sends Danny mysterious emails filled with intimate details of the ITU, then captures clandestine photos of Lane and Danny, and finally arranges a death trap for Lane. But who is pulling The Source’s strings, and why?