The Night Santa Lost His Pants

The Night Santa Lost His Pants

Author: David Lorah

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2007-11

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 1434339874

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"Santa was dreadfully embarrassed the night he lost his pants and Mrs. Claus was horrified when he arrived home pants-less"--Back cover.


Santa's Underwear

Santa's Underwear

Author: Marty Rhodes Figley

Publisher: Triangle Interactive, Inc.

Published: 2019-01-16

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1684520096

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Read Along or Enhanced eBook: It's Christmas Eve and Santa is busy getting gussied up for the big night. But when he goes to put on his warm, cozy (holey, ragged) Christmas underwear, they're nowhere to be found! With undies for every occasion, he tries on the rest of his collection. But nothing is quite right. Just when he's about to give up he find a surprise from his considerate team of reindeer. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!


Can You Find Santa's Pants?

Can You Find Santa's Pants?

Author: Becky Davies

Publisher:

Published: 2020-10

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781788817172

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It's Christmas Eve, and Santa's putting on his snuggly red suit. But hang on... WHERE ARE SANTA'S PANTS? He can't deliver Christmas with a bare bottom! Search through mounds of mistletoe and piles of presents to find Santa's underwear and save Christmas! A rhyming Christmas caper - guaranteed to get you giggling!


The Night Santa Got Lost

The Night Santa Got Lost

Author: Michael Keane

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-10-09

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1621570045

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Every Christmas millions of kids and adults track Santa on the NORAD Santa Tracker. Now, author Michael Keane brings to life this fun tradition with his new children’s book The Night Santa Got Lost: How NORAD Saved Christmas. Written in the iconic style of “The Night Before Christmas,” The Night Santa Got Lost begins on a blustery and treacherous Christmas Eve as Santa sets off to deliver toys to good little boys and girls everywhere. As always, NORAD is faithfully tracking him to make sure no harm comes his way. But when Santa disappears from their radar screen, NORAD’s skills and resources are put to the test as they scramble to find Santa and save Christmas. Entertaining and educational, The Night Santa Got Lost will delight parents and children alike while teaching kids about our military, team work, and the true spirit of Christmas.


Where are Santa's Pants?

Where are Santa's Pants?

Author: Richard Merritt

Publisher:

Published: 2012-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781921541506

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The hunt is on to find Santa's pants before Christmas! Have you decorated the tree? Wrapped the presents and sent the cards? Good - because now you have to find Santa's pants! Christmas can't go ahead if Santa's got no pants, so drop the baubles, forget the carols and join the worldwide search. There is a different pair of pants on every spread. And that's not all! Santa's reindeer are so embarrassed they have started behaving strangely. Find all eight reindeer on every page, round them up and send them back to the North Pole in time for Christmas! And don't forget to look for the lucky sixpence. There's one on every page.


Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)

Twas the Night Before Christmas (and Santa Needed a Poo)

Author: Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-14

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9788293748137

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Ho Ho Ho! Its Christmas Eve and Father Christmas and his reindeer are in full swing, delivering presents to all the good boys and girls, when suddenly disaster strikes as Santa gets a surprise of his own! Will Christmas be ruined this year, or will it be a clean getaway for Santa? Find out in this hilarious and sweet reimagining of Clement C. Moore's classic poem, that is sure to delight both children and their parents alike! This is a beautifully illustrated and unique take on the classic poem that is sure to put a smile on everyones face this Christmas! A word from the author: "I absolutely loved Clement C. Moore's poem as a child, but when I grew up and tried to read it to my own children, they did not share my enthusiasm. The book is truly a classic but also a little outdated, but one of my children's biggest gripes was the absence of Rudolph. Poor Clement...he wasn't to know. I felt sad that they couldn't share in my enjoyment of the original, especially as it is is the only story to name all the rendeer (well minus one), so I vowed to try and rewrite this story whilst breathing new life into it. Now tackling what it without a doubt the most famous poem in the English language was not a task that I undertook lightly, but it has been given the seal of approval from my little ones, and I truly belief I have created something original, sweet and funny, whilst maintaining the essence of the original. This year, more than most, we need a little festive cheer. So with that in mind, I hope you enjoy the book, and wish you all a Merry Christmas!"


My Name Is Jack Johnson, But I'm Not The Singer

My Name Is Jack Johnson, But I'm Not The Singer

Author: Jill Johnson

Publisher: Two Peas Publishing

Published: 2018-11-12

Total Pages: 526

ISBN-13: 1938271440

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A typical family—husband, wife and two children—were thrust into a life of uncertainty when their youngest son, Jack, was diagnosed with autism. Together, the family navigated a new reality they could not perceive while guiding Jack through a world his mind struggled to comprehend. Their hardest trial, however, came when Jack was diagnosed with brain cancer as a teen. MY NAME IS JACK JOHNSON, BUT I’M NOT THE SINGER is the story of a family’s love, perseverance, and determination in the face of unpredictable difficulties. Through Jill Johnson’s journal writings and memories, we get an insightful view into autism, childhood cancer, and the strength of a unique young man. Often touching, sometimes funny, and occasionally heartbreaking, this memoir is Jack’s walk through a life well-lived, not because of adversity, but in spite of it.


Santa Lost His Silly Ol' Reindeer

Santa Lost His Silly Ol' Reindeer

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2017-12-06

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781973480334

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Poor Santa has lost his silly ol' reindeer!Join him and Michael (the grumpy ol' reindeer) as they look for their Christmas friend.This fine Christmas story was written by Matthew Simmons, age 5, and drawn by Mr. Simmons, age 44.


Lost in Schizophrenia

Lost in Schizophrenia

Author: Van Bennett

Publisher: Birch Island

Published: 2013-10-04

Total Pages: 141

ISBN-13: 0981866859

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Lost in Schizophrenia is a memoir of a young man’s battle with schizophrenia. From his initial experiences with the condition to his lessons on living a normal life, Van Bennett candidly chronicles the truly unbelievable existence of a modern-day schizophrenic living in America.