The Little Instruction Book for Cats
The Little Instruction Book for Cats

Author: Kate Freeman

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2018-10-11

Total Pages: 134

ISBN-13: 1786859033

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Golden rule to remember when looking for some alone time: If your whiskers touch the sides, it’s a good place to hide. Mirrors are not other cats. For the sophisticated cat about town, this indispensable paw-book provides witty advice and pearls of kitty wisdom that will make sure your life is always full of naps, cardboard boxes and mice to chase – from perfecting your curtain-scratching technique to getting your head stroked without looking as though you wanted it.

The Little Instruction Book for Cat Parents
The Little Instruction Book for Cat Parents

Author: Kate Freeman

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2024-08-08

Total Pages: 105

ISBN-13: 1837993637

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This hilarious, no-nonsense survival guide is on hand to help you accept that being a cat parent is not a choice, but a lifestyle. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice, this sneak peek into the mind of the mundane moggy will make the perfect gift for any cat lover.

The Cat Owner's Manual
The Cat Owner's Manual

Author: Dr. David Brunner

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2004-08-01

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 9781931686877

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At last—a beginner’s guide to feline technology! The cat parent’s guide to common kitty quirks and what they really mean—featuring useful diagrams and hilarious insights! Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: • Which breeds interface best with dogs? • How can I maintain a quality exterior finish? • And why does my model always drink from the bathtub? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners.

A Cat's Little Instruction Book
A Cat's Little Instruction Book

Author: Leigh W. Rutledge

Publisher: Galahad Books

Published: 2000-04

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 9781578660834

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"When in doubt, chase something". "Meow, and the world meows with you; hiss, and you hiss alone". "Refuse to retrieve things". Overheard from a mother cat instructing her kittens, this collection of 201 pieces of purr-fectly wise advice reveals the inner life and savvy intelligence of the common cat. Each entry celebrates the sophistication and brilliance of feline existence, accompanied by black-and-white line art. Warm and funny, this attractive guide illuminates the rules of life that every cat must know, instructions that have been hidden from human eyes and ears -- until now.

If People Were Cats
If People Were Cats

Author: Leigh Rutledge

Publisher: Dutton Adult

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 9780525942764

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From "Dear Abby" to "People" magazine, Leigh Rutledge has been acclaimed as the writer who best understands the feline perspective on life. Now, in his most irresistible book yet, Rutledge shows readers what the world would be like if cats were in charge. Line illustrations throughout.

A Cat's Little Instruction Book
A Cat's Little Instruction Book

Author: Leigh W. Rutledge

Publisher:

Published: 1993

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9780722529218

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By the author of Life's Little Instruction Book, this book is an instruction book for cats. The feline wisdom includes: when in doubt, chase something; be adorable; surprise someone by hiding in the laundry basket; avoid the temptation to spend all day waiting expectantly by the birdbath.

The Little Instruction Book for Dog Parents
The Little Instruction Book for Dog Parents

Author: Kate Freeman

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2024-08-08

Total Pages: 103

ISBN-13: 1837993653

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This hilarious, no-nonsense survival guide is on hand to help you accept that being a dog parent is not a choice, but a lifestyle. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice, this sneak peek into the world behind those puppy-dog eyes will make the perfect gift for any dog lover.

Cats Are the Worst
Cats Are the Worst

Author: Bexy McFly

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2019-07-23

Total Pages: 82

ISBN-13: 145217900X

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From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)—and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar. Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worst—but also, maybe, a little bit the best.

How to Give Your Cat a Bath
How to Give Your Cat a Bath

Author: Nicola Winstanley

Publisher: Tundra Books

Published: 2019-01-22

Total Pages: 39

ISBN-13: 0735263558

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In this hilarious and clever "how-to," a little girl and a know-it-all narrator are thwarted by a cat who refuses to take a bath. The perfect read-aloud for fans of Snappsy the Alligator and Interrupting Chicken. Step one: fill the bath Step two: put the cat in the bath Step three: put shampoo on the cat Step four: rinse the cat Step five: dry the cat Seems simple, right? One problem: the cat has no intention of doing ANY of these things! Watch as the steps keep changing, the cat keeps escaping, the girl keeps eating cookies and the mess keeps escalating. Soon it's not just the cat who needs a bath--it's the whole house! This spoof on an instruction manual features an increasingly bewildered human, a nonchalant cat and a know-it-all narrator . . . who really doesn't know it all. How DO you give a cat a bath? Read on to find out!

The Little Book of Cat Tricks
The Little Book of Cat Tricks

Author: Julie Tottman

Publisher: Seven Dials

Published: 2018-11-13

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781841883168

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Trick-training is a simple and fun way to bond with your cat whilst keeping him or her stimulated and active, and there is no one better placed to show you how to do it than Julie. Over the last twenty years, Julie has been the animal trainer behind a whole host of major Hollywood blockbusters - from the Harry Potter franchise to Lassie, The Dark Knight, 102 Dalmations and, most recently, Game of Thrones. By breaking each trick down into easy step-by-step instructions, Julie shows you how to teach your pet a wide range of easy and fun tricks, catering for all shapes, sizes - and attention spans! Alongside lots of helpful tips and advice, you'll also find fun black and white illustrations and space to jot down when your pet has successfully performed each trick, meaning they'll be rivalling movie stars in no time.