Backseat Chronicles

Backseat Chronicles

Author: Bobby Martinez

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2011-12-12

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13: 1465309500

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Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage. Limousine driver Bobby Martinez takes you along on some of his adventures. From bazaar weddings to promiscuous prom nights you get to ride shotgun. Bobby shares his experiences with you as you get to look behind the dark tinted glass and see what goes on. You'll get to meet some of the celebrities he has chauffeured. You'll share some of the dangerous times he has experienced and you get to see some close calls he has been through. Strap yourself in for some high speed adventures inspired by real events. No one has sworn him to secrecy and he reveals all secrets. You'll find out what some drivers get away with and what they do that you would too if you had the chance. It is no coincidence that some of the names you may see are very close in similarity to real people. You'll know who they are. It is compelling and thrilling. It is about unbelievable characters and unmentionable acts. After reading this book, you will never look at a limousine the same.


A Key West Limo Driver

A Key West Limo Driver

Author: M. A. Giustina

Publisher:

Published: 2019-11-13

Total Pages: 74

ISBN-13: 9781700757883

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Thinking about driving a Limousine? A few educational facts and experiences for your education and enjoyment!


Driven

Driven

Author: Joseph James Shoemaker

Publisher:

Published: 2010-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781451234541

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A Key West Limo Driver

A Key West Limo Driver

Author: M. A. Giustina

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-26

Total Pages: 74

ISBN-13: 9781702649988

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Not for the faint of heart. The ins and outs of driving a Limousine. Specifically... in Key West. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locals, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.


Who's in the Limo

Who's in the Limo

Author: Billy Pistole

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

Published: 2019-08-01

Total Pages: 87

ISBN-13: 1644628821

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Growing up in a small Redneck Cowboy town in California, this guy managed to live quite an unexpected life—tromping cotton in winter, branding cattle in the summer, a stint in the US Army, and with wheels moving all the time. Join this veteran as he rubs elbows (and more) with some of the world's most recognized, famous, and infamous. Hop alongside this veteran limo driver and take a ride. Some trips stranger than fiction. At times you may be laughing out loud; other stories might have you wishing to grab the door and run. Even the "not" famous is just as offbeat/colorful in their behavior and lifestyle. This collection of stories is part memoir and part documentary, always with a keen eye on the varied state of human disarray. Hop on in for the ride of your life, and as always, seat belts are optional.


Tales Of A New York Limo Driver

Tales Of A New York Limo Driver

Author: Nicky Testaforte

Publisher:

Published: 2006-05-19

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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This Revised Fourth Edition Now Contains: 100 Stories of Sex, Excess and Stupidity 40+ Sarcastic Travel and Driving Tips Plus, over 20 photos of bastardized signs and awnings from in and around NYC Thousands of Paperback and E-Book Versions Sold! With the acerbic wit of a jaded New Yorker who's driven over two million miles in and around NYC, Nicky Testaforte opens the door of his limo to tell the amazing and funny stories of the ridiculous things he's seen and heard in addition to relating stories from his clients and other drivers. Speaking of other drivers, here are reviews from two professional chauffeurs who aren't knuckledraggers or bottom feeders. Tony Sorendo rated it Five Stars on Goodreads: "Being a former limo driver myself. I could definitely relate to the stories depicted in this book. Well written and very humorous indeed!! Loved it." Nicole L. Paris 5.0 out of 5 stars EXCELLENT READING!!!! "Being a driver myself, I can honestly relate to the stories and suggestions made in this book! Being a limo driver is one of the most exciting and thrilling jobs a person can do, minus the horrific treatment provided by thoughtful clients making insensitive remarks to us. This book describes it all and is well-written. I enjoyed it from start to finish, any limo driver should read this, as well as the clients needing a refresher on the subject of "The world that doesn't revolve around them"! Get your copy today and join the thousands of readers who've had a laugh at someone else's expense!


Tales Of A New York Limo Driver

Tales Of A New York Limo Driver

Author: Nicky Testaforte

Publisher: Testaforte Books

Published: 2006-05-19

Total Pages: 347

ISBN-13:

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This new edition now includes: 100 Stories of Sex, Excess and Stupidity Over 40 Sarcastic Driving & Travel Tips Plus, Over 20 Bastardized Signs and Awning Pictures From In And Around NYC Thousands of Paperback and E-Book Versions Sold! With the acerbic wit of a jaded New Yorker who's driven over a million miles in and around NYC, Nicky Testaforte opens the door of his limo to tell the amazing and funny stories of the ridiculous things he's seen and heard in addition to relating stories from his clients and other drivers. Speaking of other drivers, here are reviews from two professional chauffeurs who aren't knuckledraggers or bottom feeders. Tony Sorendo Rated It Five Stars on Goodreads: "Being a former limo driver myself. I could definitely relate to the stories depicted in this book. Well written and very humorous indeed!! Loved it." Nicole L. Paris 5.0 Out Of 5 Stars EXCELLENT READING!!!! "Being a driver myself, I can honestly relate to the stories and suggestions made in this book! Being a limo driver is one of the most exciting and thrilling jobs a person can do, minus the horrific treatment provided by thoughtful clients making insensitive remarks to us. This book describes it all and is well-written. I enjoyed it from start to finish, any limo driver should read this, as well as the clients needing a refresher on the subject of "The world that doesn't revolve around them"! Download your copy today and join the thousands who've laughed at someone else's expense!


Tales of a Female Limo Driver

Tales of a Female Limo Driver

Author: Leslie Anderson

Publisher:

Published: 2023-07-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781312367876

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A personal diary of 15 years of being a female chauffeur in a male dominated industry. This book will tell you what really happens in the back of a limo. Who's behind those tinted windows? Come along for the ride and take a front row seat to hilarious stories of living large in a limousine. Taken place in the Twin Cities metro area.


Tales of a New York Limo Driver

Tales of a New York Limo Driver

Author: Nicky Testaforte

Publisher: Booksurge Publishing

Published: 2006-05-19

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781419637315

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With the acerbic wit of a jaded New Yorker, Nicky Testaforte tells over 70 stories of the ridiculous things he's seen and heard in addition to relating stories from his clients and other drivers.Also included are six photos of misspelled, bastardized English "Only in NY" signs, plus over 40 driving/travel tips and scathing admonishments for all the amateur drivers and limo passengers out there.This edition includes the opening scene of "Dante's Limo" a single-camera, half-hour sitcom, loosely based on this book. The script is currently being pitched to TV development execs.