The Funny Life of Teachers
The Funny Life of Teachers

Author: James Campbell

Publisher: Bloomsbury Children's Books

Published: 2018-08

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 1408898241

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Uncover the ridiculously funny life teachers (and some things that have nothing to do with teachers but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. This book will have hilarious answers to your burning questions about all kinds of teachers, from the old and nasty ones to the smelly and huge ones, and the extraordinary things they do when they're not in the classroom, like roll around on the carpet, eat a humongous cake, and cast spells. This snot-inducingly funny book will also function as a trusty survival guide to school years. Learn why you should carry an emergency banana with you at all times, how to fart in class silently without pooing yourself, and how to catapult yourself to school by building a medieval style trebuchet in your back garden! But be warned - this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. Whichever way you read it, look no further for fantastic real-life teacher facts, incredibly funny illustrations, imaginary stories, and an impossibly silly read!

Teachers
Teachers

Author: Bored Teachers

Publisher: Rock Point Gift & Stationery

Published: 2017-09-19

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 1631063731

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Written for teachers by teachers, Teachers is an insider's view of a day in the life of an educator that will have you laughing out loud every time.

The Secret Lives of Teachers
The Secret Lives of Teachers

Author: Horace Dewey (Pseudonym)

Publisher: University of Chicago Press

Published: 2015-09-11

Total Pages: 263

ISBN-13: 022631362X

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The author describes his day-to-day experiences as a teacher at a private school in New York, including the anxieties, foibles, generosities, hopes, and complaints that comprise every teacher's life. -- Dust jacket.

The Teachers' Lounge (Uncensored)
The Teachers' Lounge (Uncensored)

Author: Kelly Flynn

Publisher: R&L Education

Published: 2012-11-08

Total Pages: 175

ISBN-13: 1475800347

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Teachers step to the front of the classroom every day and do their darnedest to capture their student’s attention and keep it. But so many things get in the way: unruly kids, disagreeable parents, homes so broken it is beyond imagining, bureaucracy and red tape, the influence of technology and the media, a culture that celebrates misguided values, and most intrusively, government regulations that purport to improve teaching and learning, but in fact, are destroying it. The Teachers’ Lounge (Uncensored) gives you a peek inside that classroom. Kelly Flynn takes readers by the hand and says, “Come inside my school, walk a mile in my halls, and then we’ll talk about education reform.” With breathtaking clarity and a healthy dose of humor Kelly Flynn shares with readers what all teachers know; that when you teach in a public school there are days that you laugh, days that you cry, and days that you laugh until you cry. Each student is surprisingly, delightfully, wildly different, which is precisely why one-size-fits-all education does not work.

The Funny Life of Pets
The Funny Life of Pets

Author: James Campbell

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2019-05-02

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 1526614308

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A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.

The Funny Life of Teachers
The Funny Life of Teachers

Author: James Campbell

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2019-05-02

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 152661328X

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A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the ridiculously funny life of teachers (and some things that have nothing to do with teachers but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. Ever wondered what teachers do when they're not in the classroom? Are they undercover detectives, champion roller-blade dancers or do they spend their evenings playing with their 576 cats? This face-achingly funny book will also teach you why you should carry an emergency banana with you at all times, how to fart in class silently without anyone knowing it was you and how to catapult yourself to school by building a medieval style catapult in your back garden! Whether you love or loathe your teachers, want to become one when you grow up or don't give two figs about your teacher but simply love a HILARIOUS read, this book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Teachers. But be warned – this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. Whichever way you read it, look no further for fantastic real-life teacher facts, incredibly funny illustrations, imaginary stories and an impossibly silly read!

When's It Hometime?
When's It Hometime?

Author: Colm Cuffe

Publisher:

Published: 2018-04-20

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 9780717180868

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A Teacher's Life is a collection of over 140 cartoons based on the popular Facebook page that hilariously captures the ups and down of life as a teacher. Filled with funny observations of classroom antics, this book will have you smiling in sympathy and laughing out loud. It's the perfect 'Thank You' for every teacher for all they put up with over the course of the school year!

What If There Were No Teachers?
What If There Were No Teachers?

Author: Caron Chandler Loveless

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-06-03

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13: 1416551972

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Reflects on the idea that if there were no teachers, no one would educate and engage children and all knowledge would be lost.

What Teachers Make
What Teachers Make

Author: Taylor Mali

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2012-03-29

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 1101577363

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In praise of the greatest job in the world... The right book at the right time: an impassioned defense of teachers and why we need them now more than ever. Teacher turned teacher’s advocate Taylor Mali inspired millions with his original poem “What Teachers Make,” a passionate and unforgettable response to a rich man at a dinner party who sneeringly asked him what teachers make. Mali’s sharp, funny, perceptive look at life in the classroom pays tribute to the joys of teaching…and explains why teachers are so vital to our society. What Teachers Make is a book that will be treasured and shared by every teacher in America—and everybody who’s ever loved or learned from one.

Teacher Jokes
Teacher Jokes

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher:

Published: 2019-11-28

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 9781712768839

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Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious teachers joke book. teachers of all levels will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for teachers. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This mixture of teachers jokes will prove that dentists have a good sense of humor.This book is brand new in November 2019, and it is guaranteed to get you laughing.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.Buy it now!