The F*ckhead Guide to Astrology
The F*ckhead Guide to Astrology

Author: Fckhead

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2005-05

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13: 0595347959

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The F*ckhead Guide to Astrology is the ultimate antidote for all you boring yuppies, neo-hipsters and punk wannabes who think there might be some validity to spirituality/western philosophy/astrology but are just too fed up with the WE-ARE-ONE, GOD-IS-LOVE, WE-ARE-ALL-GOD-N-WE-ARE-ALL-LOVE post-hippie claptrap still controlling the market, and all who wanna barf at the mention of L. Ron Hubbard (we feel you).In under 200 pages, underground author/Tourette's Syndrome survivor F*CKHEAD lovingly yet ruthlessly dissects the pop psychology dumping ground that is Astrology: signs are described, signs are decried, signs are dismantled, F*ckhead tells you how to pick up chicks (assuming, of course, you somehow know their signs to begin with, in which case you probably wouldn't need his help) and Tom Hanks is made fun of. HILARITY ENSUES. The F*ckhead Guide to Astrology is absolutely guaranteed to heal marriages, tame children, cure lepers, end hunger, establish world peace etc. (though we are still waiting on endorsement from Dr. Phil). Literarily, kinda bullshit but a helluva lot better than blowing your money on "How to Spot A Bastard By His Star Sign". So buy it now, suckers, 'cause if you keep standing in the New Age section the clerks are gonna stare at you.

Astrology Uncovered
Astrology Uncovered

Author: Julia Steyson

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-05-29

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13: 9781720324409

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Astrology Uncovered: A Complete Guide to Horoscope and Zodiac Signs Discover how astrology works. This book is written by an expert on astrology. This book will teach you the meaning and significance of the planets in astrology, how to read the astrological chart and a detailed breakdown of each birth sign, horoscope and zodiac sign. After reading this book you will have a full understanding of what astrology is, how it works, how to read star signs and most importantly how to read your birth sign and that of your friends and family. Learn from a master on the subject.

Astrology
Astrology

Author: Janet Ritchie

Publisher:

Published: 2016-09-28

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 9781539109099

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Find Love, Wealth, and Success in the Stars! Are you eager to know your destiny? Do you want to know your best path in life? Would you like to unlock the secrets of the heavens? If so, this is the book for you. You'll learn all about the history and practice of astrology and meet some of the world's most famous astrologers. With the simple, easy-to-follow basics in this book, you can get to know the signs of the zodiac and start finding your destiny - today! Inside this expanded 2nd edition of Janet Ritchie's Astrology: The Comprehensive Guide, you'll discover: How to Find Your Perfect Soul Mate Astrological Compatibilities for Relationships The Secrets of the Astrological Love Signs Powerful Horoscopes for Success in Business The Astrological Perspective on Everyday Life And so much more! In Astrology: The Comprehensive Guide, Janet Ritchie provides detailed descriptions of the many components of horoscopes - and how you can correctly determine their hidden meanings. You'll learn all about planetary aspects, discover what it means when a planet enters a particular zodiac sign, and explore ascendant and descendant signs. You'll even find out the meanings of realms like the Midheaven and the Nadir! Janet even explains techniques like the transits and cycles of the planets that you can use today to predict the future for yourself and your loved ones! Don't wait another minute to start your astounding galactic journey. Get your copy of Astrology: The Comprehensive Guide right away and revel in the wisdom of the heavens!

Astrology
Astrology

Author: Crystal Shadow

Publisher: Rdl Publishing Limited

Published: 2021-02-13

Total Pages: 190

ISBN-13: 9781801826914

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55% discount for bookstores! Now at $26.95 instead of $46.95! The Ultimate Guide to Astrology for Beginners. Your customers will never stop using this amazing book!

The Illustrated Guide to Astrology
The Illustrated Guide to Astrology

Author: Judy Hall

Publisher: Godsfield Press

Published: 1999

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9781899434534

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A practical and accessible guide to understanding every aspect of your birth sign. Illustrated with photographs and pictures, instructions are given for discovering the significance of your ascendant, overcoming the negative aspects of your birth chart and maximizing the positive elements.