The Dirty Girls Social Club

The Dirty Girls Social Club

Author: Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2007-04-01

Total Pages: 372

ISBN-13: 1429909757

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Alisa Valdés-Rodríguez's vibrant, can't-put-it-down novel of six friends--each one an unforgettable Latina woman in her late '20s--and the complications and triumphs in their lives Inseparable since their days at Boston University almost ten years before, six friends form the Dirty Girls Social Club, a mutual support and (mostly) admiration society that no matter what happens to each of them (and a lot does), meets regularly to dish, dine and compare notes on the bumpy course of life and love. Las sucias are: --Lauren, the resident "caliente" columnist for the local paper, which advertises her work with the line "her casa is su casa, Boston," but whose own home life has recently involved hiding in her boyfriend's closet to catch him in the act --Sara, the perfect wife and mother who always knew exactly the life she wanted and got it, right down to the McMansion in the suburbs and two boisterious boys, but who is paying a hefty price --Amber, the most idealistic and artistic member of the club, who was raised a valley girl without a word of Spanish and whose increasing attachment to her Mexica roots coincides with a major record label's interest in her rock 'n' roll --Elizabeth, the stunning black Latina whose high profile job as a morning television anchor conflicts with her intensely private personal life, which would explain why the dates the other dirty girls set her up on never work out --Rebecca, intense and highly controlled, who flawlessly runs Ella, the magazine she created for Latinas, but who can't explain why she didn't understand the man she married and now doesn't even share a room with; and --Usnavys, irrepressible and larger than life, whose agenda to land the kind of man who can keep her in Manolo Blahniks and platanos almost prevents her seeing true love when it lands in her lap. There's a lot of catching up to do.


100 Dirty Jokes for Girls

100 Dirty Jokes for Girls

Author: CARLTON BOOKS

Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 9781844421817

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It's time to get down and even dirtier with this second selection of the filthiest gags you're ever likely to hear. 100 Dirty Jokes for Girls is all you need to give you a naughty thrill and is jam-packed with outrageous stories, punchlines and one-liners that are guaranteed to have you and your mates laughing out loud. And because all women know that men and sex make a hilarious double act, the book includes jokes on chat-ups, dirty talk, foreplay, penis size, orgasms and between-the-sheets mishaps, making it a side-splitting read and proving that - in this case at least - size doesn't matter. So move over Christina Aguilera - you're not the only dirty girl in town!


The Bible of Dirty Jokes

The Bible of Dirty Jokes

Author: Eileen Pollack

Publisher: Four Way Books

Published: 2018-03-06

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 1945588152

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When Ketzel WeinrachÕs beloved brother Potsie goes missing in Las Vegas, she not only must try to find him, she must confront her familyÕs shady history and their ties to the legendary Jewish mob, Murder, Inc., as well as her troubling relationship to her cousin Perry (who runs a strip club on the outskirts of Vegas), her long and apparently not-so-loving marriage to her recently departed husband Morty Tittelman (a self-styled professor of dirty jokes and erotic folklore), and her own failed career as a stand-up comic.


Rationale of the Dirty Joke

Rationale of the Dirty Joke

Author: G. Legman

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-11-01

Total Pages: 822

ISBN-13: 1416595732

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Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.


Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book

Jackie

Author: Jackie Martling

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 1998-10-07

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1439136912

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The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes.


Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Constable

Published: 2005-10-13

Total Pages: 512

ISBN-13: 9781841199672

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The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.


The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book

The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book

Author: Mike Oxbent

Publisher: Ulysses Press

Published: 2007-02-14

Total Pages: 279

ISBN-13: 9781569755815

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THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.


The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes

The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes

Author: Rudy A. Swale

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-05-28

Total Pages: 334

ISBN-13: 1569759456

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THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.


Joke Book for Teens

Joke Book for Teens

Author: Juicy Quotes

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12-17

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 9781674924861

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This jokes book for teenagers is perfect for teens of all ages. This big collection of funny jokes are all clean and family friendly that both boys, girls as well as the parents will enjoy. This jokes book will bring hours of entertainment and laughs. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!


Dirty Joke Book

Dirty Joke Book

Author: Mr. K

Publisher: Citadel Press

Published: 2001-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780806521268

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The scores of new jokes in this volume are way too dirty and offensive to be repeated here. Author Mr. "K" offers a variety of filthy, furiously funny, and totally tasteless jokes. Buy this book and become the life of any party -- or get kicked out of it!