A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

Author: Joe Pera

Publisher: Forge Books

Published: 2021-11-16

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 1250782708

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A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.


The Bathroom

The Bathroom

Author: Jean-Philippe Toussaint

Publisher: Dalkey Archive Press

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 9781564785183

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"An original and significant writer, whose fiction can be as engaging as it is surprising." The Times Literary Supplement


New Bathroom Idea Book

New Bathroom Idea Book

Author: Jamie Gold

Publisher: Taunton Home Idea Books

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781631864056

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"The bathroom today is getting more attention than ever from homeowners, as they realize its value as a personal retreat and resale enhancer. Gone are the days of garish tile and fuzzy toilet seat covers: now, bathrooms are as much about taste and style as the rest of the house. People want them to be both beautiful and functional, and manufacturers have responded with many more choices in materials and fixtures. This book covers them all, with ideas for tiny half-baths, medium-size his-and-hers, and large, luxurious home spas. Specifics on ventilation, waterproofing, faucets, showers, tubs, and more give readers the knowledge they need to create the bathroom they've always wanted. "Taunton's New Bathroom Idea Book gives homeowners hundreds of ideas about how to make one of the most necessary rooms in the house one of the most enjoyable."--Publisher description


The Perfect Bath

The Perfect Bath

Author: Barbara Sallick

Publisher: Rizzoli Publications

Published: 2016-09-27

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 0847848930

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A chic, polished guide to creating your dream bathroom, including engaging interviews with top designers and practical advice for homeowners. Whether you call it your sanctuary, retreat, oasis, or spa, the bath is unlike any other room in the house. It can be the most private and indulgent of spaces or a simple, public one in which guests need to feel comfortable. Today’s bath is an expression of personal style and priorities and the luxurious focal point of sophisticated interiors. Creating the perfect bath has become an obsession for homeowners and designers. Yet perhaps no room in the house requires as much forethought and planning as the bath. In The Perfect Bath, Barbara Sallick explores the process of designing a bathroom in great detail and with beautiful images. She shares exquisite, favorite, and esteemed baths, talks with top designers—including Suzanne Lovell, Pamela Shamshiri, Thomas O’Brien, Lee Mindel, Gil Schafer, Tim Clarke, and Steven Gambrel—about their work, and offers important, how-to advice for homeowners. Combining evocative, informative photography with an authoritative, engaging narrative, The Perfect Bath will be an essential, lasting resource.


Bathroom Graffiti

Bathroom Graffiti

Author: Mark Ferem

Publisher:

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780977282746

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The perfect bathroom book full of personal expressions inspired by privacy.


The Complete Book of Bathrooms

The Complete Book of Bathrooms

Author: Judy Ramsey

Publisher:

Published: 1986

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 9780830604081

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Techiques for amateurs to complete remodeling of bathrooms from plumbing to installing walls and ceilings.


There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

Author: Louis Sachar

Publisher: Yearling

Published: 2011-06-01

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 0307797112

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The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .


Regarding the Bathrooms

Regarding the Bathrooms

Author: Kate Klise

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 168

ISBN-13: 9780152051648

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In this novel told through letters, newspaper articles, and police reports, a middle school principal's bathroom renovation project leads to the discovery of stolen Roman antiquities.


What's Your Poo Telling You?

What's Your Poo Telling You?

Author: Josh Richman

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2007-05-03

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9780811857826

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"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)


Passing Time in the Loo

Passing Time in the Loo

Author: Steven W. Anderson

Publisher:

Published: 2006-03-01

Total Pages: 608

ISBN-13: 9780953735716

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This 606-page bestselling compendium of knowledge provides bite-size excerpts of noted readings in classic and modern literature, history, personal effectiveness, and the best in business and leadership - plus massive sections of "Quotes and Anecdotes," "Word Power," "Trivia to Learn By" and "Expanding Knowledge." As a crash course in fine literature, it's perfect for the person who has it all but doesn't yet know it all. Just right for leisure reading while otherwise occupied in the 'smallest room in the house.' Passing Time in the Loo is both an upscale accent piece for any home and a unique and popular gift item - one that just so happens to be a book. Its comprehensive, easy-to-read two-page summaries of the world's great works offer a way for readers and "non-readers" alike to broaden their literary horizons and quickly become acquainted with interesting ideas and books. In a nutshell, Loo is simply illoominating!