The Butt-files
Author: Greg Grabianski
Publisher: MTV Books
Published: 1997
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9780671014261
DOWNLOAD EBOOKBeavis and Butt-head of MTV fame are featured in this collection.
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Reading Sucks
Author: Mike Judge
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2005-12-06
Total Pages: 374
ISBN-13: 1416524363
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHuh-huh-hooray! MTV's world-famous animated duo returns in this hilarious special trade paperback edition publishing to coincide with the November 2006 release of the DVD boxed sets.
Things I Learned from Mario's Butt
Author: Laura Kate Dale
Publisher: Unbound Publishing
Published: 2021-02-04
Total Pages: 163
ISBN-13: 1783528915
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHave you ever wondered why some video game characters wear trousers and others don’t? Or pondered the connection between a character’s toned, muscular derrière and their level of dexterity? What about the depth of a crack, the jiggle of a cheek? When it comes to video game character designs, one of the most overlooked aspects is the buttocks. Sure, we might appreciate a nice toned butt on a character or giggle at GIFs of farts from time to time, but how often do we stop to really think about the meaning of the butt? In Things I Learned from Mario’s Butt, video game critic Laura Kate Dale brings backsides to the foreground, analysing dozens of posteriors and asking the important questions: Has Mario let himself go? Do Link’s small buttocks hold him back? When he dies, is Pac-Man eaten by his own caboose? Wedged full of original artwork by Zack Flavin, and featuring interviews with game developers and guest butt reviews from gaming favourites such as Jim Sterling, Stuart Ashen, Brentalfloss and more, this book is a deep dive into why butts are downright integral to the games we play. So, crack it open and have a cheeky look inside at some of the most interesting bottoms the world of video games has to offer.
Tell a Lie and Your Butt Will Grow
Author: Dan Greenburg
Publisher: Perfection Learning
Published: 2002-12
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780756922436
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Dying Bites
Author: DD Barant
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
Published: 2009-06-30
Total Pages: 316
ISBN-13: 1429917687
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDD Barant launches The Bloodhound Files with Dying Bites—a "fresh and original take on urban fantasy" (Romantic Times) with a heroine who's "remarkable, strong-willed and smart" (Publishers Weekly). Her job description is the "tracking and apprehension of mentally-fractured killers." What this really means in FBI profiler Jace Valchek's brave new world—one in which only one percent of the population is human—is that a woman's work is never done. And reality is getting stranger every day... Jace has been ripped from her reality by David Cassius, the vampire head of the NSA. He knows that she's the best there in the business, and David needs her help in solving a series of gruesome murders of vampires and werewolves. David's world—one that also includes lycanthropes and golems—is one with little knowledge of mental illness. An insane serial killer is a threat the NSA has no experience with. But Jace does. Stranded in a reality where Bela Lugosi is a bigger box office draw than Bruce Willis and every full moon is Mardi Gras, Jace must now hunt down a fellow human before he brings the entire planet to the brink of madness. Or she may never see her own world again...
Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt?
Author: Derick Wilder
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2022-05-24
Total Pages: 41
ISBN-13: 1797208721
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGreen Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops in this laugh-out-loud story that asks—and answers—the burning question in every kid's life. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?" Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important question, and Dad is a never-ending source of answers. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that every butt, from a bullfrog's to a zombie's, has its own distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, quality. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: It's impossible to find a kid who doesn't giggle at the word "butt." The repetition of the word, the varied assortment of butts, and the clever rhymes make this a book that both parents and children will return to over and over again. A SNEAKY WAY TO TEACH ABOUT CONTEXT: The book isn't simply a repetition of one joke or word. Instead, it offers a crafty way of talking about what things mean in different contexts. SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can potentially cross a line and become offensive or insensitive, but the tone and choices throughout this book are sweet and innocent, making it a unique, accessible option for parents and educators who want to normalize the asking of difficult questions. COUNT THE BUTTS! This book will change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts, you'll start seeing them everywhere! There are nearly 200 butts in the illustrations that aren't even mentioned in the text. Keen-eyed young readers will delight in the most hilarious seek-and-find they could ever imagine! Perfect for: • Parents • Grandparents • Educators and librarians • Fans of funny books
Chicks Kick Butt
Author: Rachel Caine
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Published: 2012-12-24
Total Pages: 386
ISBN-13: 9780765364760
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAn urban fantasy anthology of original stories featuring heroines who combat supernatural adversaries from dragons to demons.
Enemy Exposure
Author: Meghan Rogers
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2017-03-14
Total Pages: 322
ISBN-13: 069840761X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA spy and action thriller featuring a teenage girl who kicks butt and outsmarts with the best of them. To accomplish her mission, though, she'll need to team up with those she trusts the least in this latest Raven File case. Jocelyn Steely (code name: Raven) may have escaped the clutches of KATO and won the trust of the IDA, but she isn’t out of danger yet. Her cover is blown and KATO agents are after her, but that won’t stop Jocelyn. After all, her goal was never merely to escape KATO. She wants revenge. Dead set on rescuing the one girl that she—and the IDA—failed to save, Jocelyn is forced to recruit other KATO agents to her side. She must hand over just enough intelligence to gain their trust, while still preventing her plans from getting back to her former tormentors. Is she out of her league in this battle? Or does she have what it takes to derail KATO once and for all? This high-stakes spy thriller will have readers on the edge of their seats until the final mind-blowing revelation. Praise for Enemy Exposure: "Joss' latest mission is filled with well-paced intrigue, making for a suspenseful page-turner."—Kirkus Reviews "Purchase . . . for collections needing more awesome spy girl stories."—School Library Journal Praise for Crossing the Line: “Jocelyn makes for a kick-ass, determined heroine, and there’s no shortage of scenes of adrenaline-charged adventure . . . [A] strong debut for both the author and the Raven Files series.”—Publishers Weekly “There’s a plot twist, revealed secret, or chase scene in every chapter—Rogers knows how to keep the pages turning. . . . The cliff-hanger ending begs for a swift sequel.”—Booklist “For fans of TV’s Alias, this is the beginning of an excellent new espionage series.”—School Library Journal
The Tingleverse
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher:
Published: 2019-09-02
Total Pages: 276
ISBN-13: 9781689960670
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSporting events at the Billings Community Center are ending in angry outbursts, and in the woods nearby, sightings of The Manifested Concept Of Rage are becoming more and more frequent. Could the two be related? An entrepreneur moves to Montana and opens up a petting zoo for creatures of The Void. They claims the cages are secure, but when a big storm rolls into Billings some of the creatures escape. Was this their plan all along? Your reverse twin shows up with a mysterious box, looking for a place to stay. Strange noises are heard from the basement of the Billings Library at night. These adventures and more await you in The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game, which thrusts you directly into the middle of your very own Chuck Tingle story. This rulebook contains everything a group of buckaroos will need, including four playable types (bigfoot, dinosaur, human, and unicorn), five trots (bad boy, charmer, sneak, true buckaroo, and wizard), several unique ways, as well as hundreds of cool moves that are specially crafted for each unique play style. Within these 270+ pages you will also find various magical items and a menagerie of monsters, ranging from pesky Void crabs to this villainous Ted Cobbler himself. The only question left is: what are you waiting for? The adventure begins now!
Special Agent Scully
Author: Malcolm Butt
Publisher: Plexus Publishing
Published: 1997
Total Pages: 124
ISBN-13: 9780859652544
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSince it premiered three years ago, "The X-Files" has achieved astronomical success, with more than 15 million viewers tuning in to each episode. This highly illustrated biography of Gillian Anderson tells the real-life story of the woman behind FBI Special Agent Dana Scully. in color.
