The Bottom Drawer Book is your after death action plan. Your ideas, plans, and your life's reflections will sit quietly in its pages until they're needed. Then, when you go, there'll be no family squabbling over how much to spend on your casket, who'll tell stories at your funeral, and which songs to play. The notes you make in The Bottom Drawer Book will give your loved ones the opportunity to grieve and celebrate the real you and your honest story.
As modern-day women, we are stressed and over-committed. We juggle motherhood, careers, our spouse's idiosyncrasies, family weirdness, and bizarre neighbors, while figuring out how to pay the mortgage without bouncing the check to cover the electric bill. Such escapades in life drain our stamina. What Lurks at the Bottom of My Panty Drawer will recharge the drained female battery with a quick escape from reality through the non-fiction trysts of Kasey Brooks and her desire to appear perfect although she is terribly flawed. Consider the quick stories to be a momentary happy pill when you are contemplating handcuffing your child to the leg of the coffee table so you can go pee by yourself without sticky fingers wiggling underneath the door.
Alan Zweibel dusts off some hilarious material written years ago that stand the test of time. An original Saturday Night Live writer, award winning author and playwright, Zweibel releases three never before published short stories: The Prize, The Ride Home, and Sexting with Alan Dershowitz pulled from Alan 's Bottom Drawer delivered directly to your eReader. You ll be laughing within seconds...Okay, minutes...Okay, the next day. But that's still good, right? " One of the best comedy writers around, Alan Zweibel is my bounce guy. We ve been friends for so long we have our own comedic shorthand. We totally get each other 's sense of humor. " Larry David " He 's wonderfully funny and very smart and he 's a big guy, but very sensitive. " Billy Crystal " Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. " Dave Barry " Read Alan Zweibel and you ll be reminded of the likes of Robert Benchley and S.J. Perelman. You can t help but be moved by his warmth and insight even as you laugh your ass off. " David Steinberg About the Author An original Saturday Night Live writer who the New York Times said has earned a place in the pantheon of American pop culture, Alan Zweibel has won multiple Emmy, Writers Guild, and TV Critics awards for his work in television which also includes "It 's Garry Shandling 's Show," "Monk," PBS 's "Great Performances," and "Curb Your Enthusiasm." A frequent guest on talk shows such as "The Late Show with David Letterman," Alan 's many theatrical contributions include the Tony Award winning play "700 Sundays" which he collaborated on with Billy Crystal, Martin Short 's Broadway hit "Fame Becomes Me," and the off-Broadway play "Bunny Bunny Gilda Radner: A Sort of Romantic Comedy" which he adapted from his best-selling book. Alan has written the 2006 Thurber Prize winning novel "The Other Shulman," the popular children 's book "Our Tree Named Steve," and a collection of short stories and essays titled "Clothing Optional." His humor has also appeared in such diverse publications as "Esquire," "The Atlantic Monthly," "The New York Times" Op-Ed page, "The Huffington Post," and "MAD Magazine." The co-writer of the screenplays for the films "Dragnet," "North," and "The Story of Us," Alan recently received an honorary PhD. from the State University of New York and in 2010 the Writers Guild, East gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award. Alan is currently working with Billy Crystal on the feature film version of "700 Sundays" to be directed by Barry Levinson, executive producing a documentary mini-series for Showtime with Steve Carell and David Steinberg and writing a novel titled "Lunatics" with Dave Barry which Putnam is publishing in January. And on the TV screen he will be appearing as a new character in the upcoming season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and in a short film for "Funny or Die." But the production that Alan is most proud of is the family he 's co-produced with his wife Robin, their children Lindsay, Sari, and Adam, Adam 's wife Cori, and grandchildren Zachary and Alexis.
Getting your life’s affairs in order doesn’t need to be grim. The Bottom Drawer eBook is a modern, colourful, and informative After Death Action Plan and funeral planning tool, helping you prepare for the inevitable with quirky but practical tips and information. You'll need a pen and a notepad because The Bottom Drawer eBook encourages you to write down your responses to a series of questions and actions. Your answers will become a memento of you and what’s important in your life, written in your handwriting, your doodling, your wit, your ideas, and your life’s reflections. Written by Australian journalist Lisa Joy Herbert and illustrated by Phil Judd, this eBook guides you through things to consider with humour and levity, like: Traditional, religious funeral or celebration of life? Hymns or pop songs? Cremation, burial, or compost? A champagne wake or cordial and cake? The contents of its 64 pages include types of burial, cremation, emerging technology, living wills, organ donation, the digital afterlife, social media, embalming, coffins and caskets, donating your body to science, themed funerals and their soundtrack, what to wear, the eulogy and the funeral itself, and lots more, plus some bad puns and dad jokes. There is also lots of room for personal reflection, giving your loved ones the opportunity to grieve and celebrate the real you and your honest story – knowing it’s just what you would have wanted. Making your wishes known will ensure that, when your time eventually comes, everything that needs to be done will be done, your send-off is how you’d like it, and it’ll make things easier for your grieving friends and family. A note on regulations and terminology: Government regulations and terminology relating to all things death, dying and funerals vary greatly between states and countries. While The Bottom Drawer eBook: The After Death Action Plan was written for the Australian reader, most of its content remains relevant worldwide. Because of the awesome illustrations and the practical actions given, The Bottom Drawer eBook: The After Death Action Plan has been published as a fixed layout ePub file. This is the second eBook edition and reflects the fourth edition of the paperback version.
The Bottom Drawer Book is your after death action plan. Your ideas, plans, and your life?s reflections will sit quietly in its pages until they?re needed. Then, when you go, there?ll be no family squabbling over how much to spend on your casket, who?ll tell stories at your funeral, or which footy jumper you?ll be buried in. The notes you make in The Bottom Drawer Book will give your loved ones the opportunity to grieve and celebrate the real you and your honest story.
“Powerful . . . It successfully recreates a time and place and the journey of a soul.”—The New York Times All beginnings are hard—that is the lesson David Lurie learns early and painfully in his life. As a boy in the depression-shadowed Bronx, he must begin to hold his own against neighborhood bullies and the treacherous frailties of his own health. As a young man in a world menaced by a distant, horrifying war, he must begin once more—this time to define a resolute path of personal belief that departs boldly from the tradition of his teachers and his own father, a courageous defender of their people. Learning how to remember his past as he nourishes the future, David struggles to complete his first long journey into ancient beginnings. “A major work in every sense.”—Pittsburgh Press
First published in 1903, this book contains a classic guide to woodworking, being a handbook of related materials, tools, processes, and more. Written with the novice in mind, this profusely-illustrated volume contains step-by-step instructions and expert tips designed to walk the beginner through their first experiences in the workshop. Although old, this volume contains a wealth of timeless information and is highly recommended for students and apprentices. Paul Nooncree Hasluck (1854 – 1916) was an Australian engineer and editor. He was a master of technical writing and father of the 'do-it-yourself' book, producing many books on subjects including engineering, handicrafts, woodwork, and more. Other notable works by this author include: “Treatise on the Tools Employed in the Art of Turning” (1881), “The Wrath-Jobber's Handy Book” (1887), and “Screw-Threads and Methods of Producing Them” (1887). Many vintage books such as this are increasingly scarce and expensive. It is with this in mind that we are republishing this volume now in an affordable, modern, high-quality edition complete with a specially-commissioned new biography of the author.
