The Best Ever Book of Titans' Fan Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Titans' Fan Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-01-05

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781468178029

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Titans' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Titans' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Titans' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Titans' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Titans' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Titans' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Titans' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Titans' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Titans' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Titans' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Teen Titans Go! (2013-) #7
Teen Titans Go! (2013-) #7

Author: Sholly Fisch

Publisher: DC Comics

Published: 2014-05-07

Total Pages: 47

ISBN-13:

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As the Teen Titans engage in an epic game of "Go Fish," the Hive-Five come knocking on their doorstep!

Here and Now
Here and Now

Author: Paul Auster

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2014-03-04

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 0143124919

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“[A] civilized discourse between two cultivated and sophisticated men. . . . It’s a pleasure to be in their company.” —Michael Dirda, The Washington Post J.M. Coetzee's latest novel, The Schooldays of Jesus, is now available from Viking. Late Essays: 2006-2016 will be available January 2018. After a meeting at an Australian literary festival brought them together in 2008, novelists Paul Auster and J. M. Coetzee began exchanging letters on a regular basis with the hope they might “strike sparks off each other." Here and Now is the result: a three-year epistolary dialogue that touches on nearly every subject, from sports to fatherhood, literature to film, philosophy to politics, from the financial crisis to art, death, eroticism, marriage, friendship, and love. Their high-spirited and luminous correspondence offers an intimate and often amusing portrait of these two men as they explore the complexities of the here and now and reveal their pleasure in each other’s friendship on every page.

Don't Fear the Reaper
Don't Fear the Reaper

Author: Stephen Graham Jones

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2023-02-07

Total Pages: 480

ISBN-13: 1982186615

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A Locus Award Finalist NATIONAL BESTSELLER December 12th, 2019, Jade returns to the rural lake town of Proofrock the same day as convicted Indigenous serial killer Dark Mill South escapes into town to complete his revenge killings, in this “superb” (Publishers Weekly) sequel to My Heart Is a Chainsaw from New York Times bestselling author Stephen Graham Jones. Four years after her tumultuous senior year, Jade Daniels is released from prison right before Christmas when her conviction is overturned. But life beyond bars takes a dangerous turn as soon as she returns to Proofrock. Convicted Serial Killer, Dark Mill South, seeking revenge for thirty-eight Dakota men hanged in 1862, escapes from his prison transfer due to a blizzard, just outside of Proofrock, Idaho. Dark Mill South’s Reunion Tour began on December 12th, 2019, a Thursday. Thirty-six hours and twenty bodies later, on Friday the 13th, it would be over. Don’t Fear the Reaper is the “adrenaline-filled” (Library Journal, starred review) sequel to My Heart Is a Chainsaw from New York Times bestselling author Stephen Graham Jones.

Justice League (2018-) #62
Justice League (2018-) #62

Author: Brian Michael Bendis

Publisher: DC Comics

Published: 2021-06-01

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13:

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The Justice League! The biggest heroes! The biggest threats! With their powers out of control and trapped on a world they do not understand, the League must band together like never before. Queen Hippolyta is forced to confront her new destiny. All this and a last page so shocking that it will have fans of Naomi screaming! Meanwhile, in our bonus story, the Justice League Dark are trapped in the Library of Babel, where they are learning the hard way that the pen is mightier than their swords. Elsewhere, Merlin sets his sights on a lost city that hides the key to his violent delights. Could this mean a violent end for all?

Teen Titans Vol. 1: It's Our Right to Fight
Teen Titans Vol. 1: It's Our Right to Fight

Author: Scott Lobdell

Publisher: DC Comics

Published: 2012-09-11

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 1401240631

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As a part of the acclaimed DC Comics - The New 52 event of September 2011, writer Scott Lobdell (X-MEN, THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE) and artist Brett Booth (JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA) deliver a fresh new take on DC Comics' teen heroes, the Teen Titans. Tim Drake, Batman's former sidekick, is back in action when an international organization called Project N.O.W.H.E.R.E. seeks to capture, kill or co-opt super-powered teenagers. As Red Robin, he's going to have to team up with the mysterious andbelligerent powerhouse thief known as Wonder Girl, the hyperactive speedster calling himself Kid Flash and few more all-new teen super-heroes to stand any chance at all against N.O.W.H.E.R.E. But as Superboy meets them for the first time, the Titanshave to wonder, is he a friend--or foe?

Attack on Titan Coloring Book
Attack on Titan Coloring Book

Author: Hajime Isayama

Publisher: National Geographic Books

Published: 2016-09-20

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 163236414X

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The perfect gift for Attack on Titan devotees! Including over 60 coloring pages of gruesome, dramatic, intricate, and hilarious illustrations, including fun games and in-jokes for fans, the Attack on Titan Coloring Book is just what your Survey Corps member desires. • Special large size and premium feel • Thick, white paper suited to any media, from coloring pencils to heavy gouache • Over 60 pages of art and games

Running the Light
Running the Light

Author: Sam Tallent

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2025-03-25

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 0593978889

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A bona fide “instant classic” (Doug Stanhope) novel that tells the story of a road comic crashing and burning by acclaimed comedian Sam Tallent Billy Ray Schafer stepped off the plane in Amarillo, Texas, with twenty-six hundred dollars tucked down the leg of his black ostrich-skin cowboy boot. He walked to baggage claim slowly, jelly-legged and nearing lucidity, coming out from under the Xanax he snorted before the flight. Debauched, divorced, and courting death, Billy Ray Schafer is a comedian who has forgotten how to laugh. Over the course of seven spun-out days across the American Southwest, he travels from hell gig to hell gig in search of a reason to keep living in this bleak and violent glimpse into the psyche of a thoroughly ruined man. Ex-inmate, ex-husband, ex-father—comedian is the only title Schafer has left. Trapped in the wreckage of his wasted career, Billy Ray knows the answer to the question: What happens when opportunity doesn't come—or worse—it comes and goes? “In vivid, electric sentences that read like cinematic tracking shots,” (Denver Post) Tallent hurls you into an absolute mess of a man’s life as we search for the mercy he does not want.

The Murderous Haircut of the Mayor of Bel Air
The Murderous Haircut of the Mayor of Bel Air

Author: Phillip Mottaz

Publisher: Not as Bad Books

Published: 2021-09

Total Pages: 346

ISBN-13: 9781737238416

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As a hairstylist with psychic powers, Danica Luman uses her power to give great haircuts. But things get hairy when one day she looks into the mind of a customer and sees a dead body.