What's the best way to calm a nervous patient? Make them laugh! Inside you'll find some of the best silly jokes that are sure to elicit a few giggles from the toughest patients while they're waiting. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth! ~ Dr. Brian Anderson Where does Shamu get his braces done? At the Orcadontist! ~ Dr. Liz MorejonHow does an orthodontist get a lawyer? He gives them a retainer! ~ Dr. Travis TalbotWhat dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? The flosso-raptor! ~Dr. Greg Ohanian How do you straighten a polar bear's teeth? With brrrr-aces! ~Dr. Avi Goldberg
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orthodontist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orthodontist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Orthodontist jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Orthodontists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Orthodontist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Orthodontist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Orthodontist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Orthodontists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of dentist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of dentist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one dentist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many dentist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do dentists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A dentist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The dentist turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the dentist.The dentist's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the dentist who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do dentists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!
A collection of jokes about doctors and dentists including "What did the surgeon say to the uncooperative patient?--Suture self," and "Doctor, what does it mean when someone has tiny pupils?--It could mean she's a kindergarten teacher."
This text provides a compilation of pieces of creative humourous writing from dental and related literature. It includes essays, poetry, letters and cartoons.
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