The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478369042

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Funniest Boston Celtics Joke Book Ever
The Funniest Boston Celtics Joke Book Ever

Author: Justin Bush

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304120496

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The Funniest Boston Celtics Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Go Celtics

The Book of Basketball
The Book of Basketball

Author: Bill Simmons

Publisher: ESPN

Published: 2010-12-07

Total Pages: 754

ISBN-13: 0345520106

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The NBA according to The Sports Guy—now updated with fresh takes on LeBron, the Celtics, and more! Foreword by Malcom Gladwell • “The work of a true fan . . . it might just represent the next phase of sports commentary.”—The Atlantic Bill Simmons, the wildly opinionated and thoroughly entertaining basketball addict known to millions as ESPN’s The Sports Guy, has written the definitive book on the past, present, and future of the NBA. From the age-old question of who actually won the rivalry between Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain to the one about which team was truly the best of all time, Simmons opens—and then closes, once and for all—every major pro basketball debate. Then he takes it further by completely reevaluating not only how NBA Hall of Fame inductees should be chosen but how the institution must be reshaped from the ground up, the result being the Pyramid: Simmons’s one-of-a-kind five-level shrine to the ninety-six greatest players in the history of pro basketball. And ultimately he takes fans to the heart of it all, as he uses a conversation with one NBA great to uncover that coveted thing: The Secret of Basketball. Comprehensive, authoritative, controversial, hilarious, and impossible to put down (even for Celtic-haters), The Book of Basketball offers every hardwood fan a courtside seat beside the game’s finest, funniest, and fiercest chronicler.

Celtic F.C. Football Joke Book
Celtic F.C. Football Joke Book

Author: Rich Sims

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2015-10-01

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9781517658946

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Description A funny joke book about the CELTIC F.C. Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite CELTIC F.C. fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends. Authors Biography This book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

Pacific Rims
Pacific Rims

Author: Rafe Bartholomew

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2010-06-01

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 1101187913

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A young man's journey through the Philippines' most unlikely obsession: basketball. In Pacific Rims, Rafe Bartholemew, journalist, New Yorker, and veteran baller, ventures through the Philippines to investigate the country's love of basketball. From street corners where diehards fashion hoops out of old car parts to the professional league where politicians exploit team loyalties to win elections, Pacific Rims gets the story-and gets in the game.

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Boston Celtics
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Boston Celtics

Author: Ian Carroll

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-11-23

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781981108848

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****PRANK BOOK**** - The ULTIMATE 'Secret Santa' gift, for the avid Basketball fan. The book contains absolutely nothing, just the title on each page throughout the 130 pages! The book is blank and sold as a joke for people who dislike the team or a joke to play on people who absolutely love and adore their team - would make an ideal Christmas Present and is available for many, many Basketball teams. Just wait until they open their present to find a book on their favourite or least favourite Basketball team! Watch them look annoyed or laughing with joy as they flick through the quality blank pages!! The book would be ideal to use as a notebook and will amuse and thrill your family and friends!!

Unfinished Business
Unfinished Business

Author: Jack McCallum

Publisher: Diversion Books

Published: 2013-10-01

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 1938120876

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NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author Jack McCallum (DREAM TEAM) gives an inside look at the legendary Boston Celtics during a season of change. “One of the five best NBA books ever written.” —Bill Simmons, ESPN In the 1990-91 basketball season, the Boston Celtics were a team in transition, both on and off the court. Jack McCallum, also the author of the critically-acclaimed SEVEN SECONDS OR LESS, chronicled this crucial year from the back-room planning on draft day to Larry Bird’s unforgettable effort in the postseason. With aging superstar Bird nearing the end of his career, the season was filled with glorious highs and devastating lows. McCallum gets up close and personal with the players and management from this storied franchise, showing the larger-than-life characters in a rarely-seen light. The day-to-day drama of Bird's aching back plays in concert with the drumbeat of banter from his frontcourt partner, Kevin McHale. The book reveals the deep bonds—and sometimes deeper rivalries—of the locker room, and also provides an inside look at a league that was entering its Golden Age.

The Funniest Chicago Bulls Joke Book Ever
The Funniest Chicago Bulls Joke Book Ever

Author: Rick Sandorno

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304120540

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The Funniest Chicago Bulls Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Bulls

Secretly Inside
Secretly Inside

Author: Hans Warren

Publisher: Terrace Books

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 584

ISBN-13: 9780299209803

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In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.

The Funniest Detroit Pistons Joke Book Ever
The Funniest Detroit Pistons Joke Book Ever

Author: Devram Silver

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781304121011

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The Funniest Detroit Pistons Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Pistons