Best Doctor Jokes Ever

Best Doctor Jokes Ever

Author: Barnes and Noble Staff

Publisher:

Published: 2002-03-04

Total Pages: 134

ISBN-13: 9780760728864

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Paging all doctors--cardiologists, psychiatrists, surgeons, and all other members of the medical profession. They're the ones getting a thorough examination this time, in this side-splitting collection of jokes, riddles, and comic stories. If laughter is the best medicine, and a giggle a day keeps the doctor away, these gags will sure keep you in fine shape. One plastic surgeon to another: My daughter gets her good looks from me. Medical costs too high? Here's how it happens: My doctor is a magician. Every time he sees me, $100 disappears from my pockets and appears in his bill. Humorist Dave Barry has this advice: "It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it." You'll just die laughing.


The Best Care Possible

The Best Care Possible

Author: Ira Byock

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013-03-05

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 1583335129

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A doctor on the front lines of hospital care illuminates one of the most important and controversial social issues of our time. It is harder to die in this country than ever before. Though the vast majority of Americans would prefer to die at home—which hospice care provides—many of us spend our last days fearful and in pain in a healthcare system ruled by high-tech procedures and a philosophy to “fight disease and illness at all cost.” Dr. Ira Byock, one of the foremost palliative-care physicians in the country, argues that how we die represents a national crisis today. To ensure the best possible elder care, Dr. Byock explains we must not only remake our healthcare system but also move beyond our cultural aversion to thinking about death. The Best Care Possible is a compelling meditation on medicine and ethics told through page-turning life-or-death medical drama. It has the power to lead a new national conversation.


How Doctors Think

How Doctors Think

Author: Jerome Groopman

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2008-03-12

Total Pages: 325

ISBN-13: 0547348630

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On average, a physician will interrupt a patient describing her symptoms within eighteen seconds. In that short time, many doctors decide on the likely diagnosis and best treatment. Often, decisions made this way are correct, but at crucial moments they can also be wrong—with catastrophic consequences. In this myth-shattering book, Jerome Groopman pinpoints the forces and thought processes behind the decisions doctors make. Groopman explores why doctors err and shows when and how they can—with our help—avoid snap judgments, embrace uncertainty, communicate effectively, and deploy other skills that can profoundly impact our health. This book is the first to describe in detail the warning signs of erroneous medical thinking and reveal how new technologies may actually hinder accurate diagnoses. How Doctors Think offers direct, intelligent questions patients can ask their doctors to help them get back on track. Groopman draws on a wealth of research, extensive interviews with some of the country’s best doctors, and his own experiences as a doctor and as a patient. He has learned many of the lessons in this book the hard way, from his own mistakes and from errors his doctors made in treating his own debilitating medical problems. How Doctors Think reveals a profound new view of twenty-first-century medical practice, giving doctors and patients the vital information they need to make better judgments together.


One Doctor

One Doctor

Author: Brendan Reilly

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-09-03

Total Pages: 465

ISBN-13: 1476726299

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"A first-person narrative that takes readers inside the medical profession as one doctor solves real-life medical mysteries"--Provided by publisher.


Medical Humor

Medical Humor

Author: Thomas F Shubnell Ph D

Publisher: Thomas F. Shubnell

Published: 2008-09-24

Total Pages: 341

ISBN-13: 1440415749

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Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. Pain killers are released during a deep laugh and stress hormones are decreased. A good laugh is truly good for the heart, soul, and brain. Read over three hundred pages of great medical humor, jokes, anecdotes, quips, and have a good laugh.


I Said That!

I Said That!

Author: Writer Girlie

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2024-02-14

Total Pages: 251

ISBN-13:

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This book is a true account of the facts of a health journey from 2015- 2018 and beyond now. I have added some anecdotes in it to make it special for my readers too. I love writing. A special hidden talent for me tonight. I encourage everyone to find that talent that one enjoys doing! Don’t be stuck in a desk job that one hates. My thoughts from my desk of my tonight. WRITER Girlie is a name I came up with years ago on facebook. It suits me right; like write! I love being me and writing for a living. This story is about my vison of Love, hope, and happiness. I am a born hiker, skier, and dancer. Totally, love talking in public and getting to know people too. Wisconsin is what I call home to me. I work up there every write; every single time. “Writer Girlie.”


Doctor Who: Beautiful Chaos

Doctor Who: Beautiful Chaos

Author: Gary Russell

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2013-03-07

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 1448140242

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Wilfred Mott is very happy: his granddaughter, Donna, is back home, catching up with family and gossiping about her journeys, and he has just discovered a new star and had it named after him. He takes the Tenth Doctor with him to the naming ceremony. But the Doctor soon discovers something else new, and worryingly bright, in the heavens – something that is heading for Earth. It’s an ancient force from the Dark Times. And it is very, very angry... An adventure featuring the Tenth Doctor as played by David Tennant and his companion Donna


The Doctor Crisis

The Doctor Crisis

Author: Jack Cochran

Publisher: PublicAffairs

Published: 2014-05-06

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1610394445

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Calming fears, alleviating suffering, enhancing and saving lives -- this is what motivates doctors virtually every single day. When the structure and culture in which physicians work are well aligned, being a doctor is a most rewarding job. But something has gone wrong in the physician world, and it is urgent that we fix it. Fundamental flaws in the US health care system make it more difficult and less rewarding than ever to be a doctor. The convergence of a complex amalgam of forces prevents primary care and specialty physicians from doing what they most want to do: Put their patients first at every step in the care process every time. Barriers include regulation, bureaucracy, the liability burden, reduced reimbursements, and much more. Physicians must accept the responsibility for guiding our nation toward a better health care delivery system, but the pathway forward -- amidst jarring changes in our health care system -- is not always clear. In The Doctor Crisis, Dr. Jack Cochran, executive director of The Permanente Federation, and author Charles Kenney show how we can improve health care on a grassroots level, regardless of political policy disputes, by improving conditions for physicians and asking them to take on broader accountability; by calling on physicians to be effective leaders as well as excellent clinicians. The authors clarify the necessary steps required to enable physicians to focus on patient care and offer concrete ideas for establishing systems that place patients' needs above all else. Cochran and Kenney make a compelling case that fixing the doctor crisis is a prerequisite to achieving access to quality and affordable health care throughout the United States.


The Doctor Stories

The Doctor Stories

Author: William Carlos Williams

Publisher: New Directions Publishing

Published: 1984

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 9780811209267

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Not only for students and doctors, this volume contains Williams's thirteen doctor stories, several of his most famous poems on medical matters, and The Practice from The Autobiography.