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Author: Mordicai Gerstein
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Published: 2001-10
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 9780152163433
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAn alliterative alphabet book presents mean and monstrous letters, from A (an awfully arrogant amphibian) to Z (a zig-zagging zoological zany).
Author: Raj Haldar
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 2018-11-13
Total Pages: 35
ISBN-13: 1492695335
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2012-09-14
Total Pages: 81
ISBN-13: 1452121265
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAn adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts
Author: Judith Viorst
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2009-09-22
Total Pages: 34
ISBN-13: 1416985956
DOWNLOAD EBOOKRecounts the events of a day when everything goes wrong for Alexander. Suggested level: junior, primary.
Author: Kelly L Bingham
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2014-10-31
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 1448187745
DOWNLOAD EBOOKZebra is absolutely certain he’ll be able to direct everyone to appear on the correct page, at the appropriate time, without any mishaps, unnecessary drama, or hurt feelings. It’s an ABC book, for goodness’ sake. How difficult can it be? Oh, dear. Zebra forgot about Moose. A hilarious reinvention of the classic alphabet book - not to be missed!
Author: Mirko Gabler
Publisher: Henry Holt Books For Young Readers
Published: 1992
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9780805020496
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen he follows the witch twins Gurgla and Blog home from school, Zack almost becomes the final ingredient in their alphabet soup.
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Published: 2014-01-07
Total Pages: 24
ISBN-13: 0385375166
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom Aunt Annie's Alligator to Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz, this sturdy board book version of Dr. Seuss's ABC is now available in a bigger trim size. With Dr. Seuss as your guide, learning the alphabet is as fun and as funny as the feather on a Fiffer-feffer-feff!
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Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Published: 2010
Total Pages: 42
ISBN-13: 1582463336
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA rhyming alphabet of children behaving poorly, from Andy, who will not eat his peas to Zachary, who beats up all the other children and steals their lunches.
Author: Glenn Boozan
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Published: 2022-03-29
Total Pages: 65
ISBN-13: 1523515643
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.
Author: Barry Jonsberg
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2014-09-09
Total Pages: 252
ISBN-13: 1452139660
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCandice Phee isn't a typical twelve-year-old girl. She has more than her fair share of quirks, but she also has the very best of intentions and an unwavering determination to make sure everyone around her is happy—which is no easy feat when dealing with a pet fish with an identity crisis, a friend who believes he came from another dimension, an age-old family feud, and a sick mom. But she is on a mission. Her methods might be unique, but Candice will do whatever it takes to restore order to her world and make sure everyone is absolutely, categorically happy again.
