A hilarious, kid-friendly take on Thanksgiving — full of family, food, and lots of fun! Features an audio read-along! It’s another Thanksgiving at Grandma’s. Gavin expects a long day of boredom and being pestered by distantly related toddlers, but his cousin Rhonda has a different idea: make a break for it — out of the kids’ room to the swing set in the backyard! Gavin isn’t so sure, especially when they encounter vicious guard dogs (in homemade sweaters), a hallway full of overly affectionate aunts, and worse yet, the great wall of butts! Will they manage to avoid the obstacles and find some fun before turkey time? Or will they be captured before they’ve had a taste of freedom?
What is a banker's favorite holiday? a. Banksgiving. :P There is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories this Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving Jokes For kids is packed with jokes appropiate for all ages. So Keep your friends and family entertained this thanksgiving with some jokes that are so silly you cant' help but laugh!
The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles
Try not to laugh! Jokes for kids so funny they'll have you on the ground in no time! I crossed a fish with an elephant. What did you get? Swim trunks! Who’s a golfer’s favorite wizard? Harry Putter! Careful, the jokes in this book are so funny you might just laugh your socks off! From knock knocks to puns a plenty, The Funniest Joke Book Ever For Kids is positively overflowing with funny! It even has activities and fill-in-the-blanks for making your very own jokes. Can you read the whole thing without laughing? Bet you can't! It's all brought to you by author and funny man Alan Katz.
Funny and Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about turkeys and Thanksgiving. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny Thanksgiving joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove that he wasn't a chicken! HAHA! Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he is always stuffed! LOL! Q: Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? A: They needed another excuse to watch football! HAHA! Q: Did you hear about the confused turkey? A: He was looking forward to Thanksgiving! This funny joke book is full of funny Thanksgiving jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about turkeys, indians, pilgrims, and other Thanksgiving stuff will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this funny joke book!
Winter, spring, summer or fall, this pun-believable kids joke book will bring laughs for all! Get ready for 365 days of knee-slapping, side-splitting, rib-tickling laughs with this 352-page joke book for kids, perfect for young comedians ages 6 and up. Hundreds of jokes will keep kids smiling and reading for fun all year long. With jokes about all major holidays and every day in between, this joke collection will create a year’s worth of anticipation and excitement. Kids will look forward to finding what the next day’s joke brings! Every age-appropriate joke is curated by childhood experts to bring kids laugh-out-loud, shareable fun. Count on Highlights for wholesome, squeaky-clean humor the entire family can enjoy. Plus, sharing jokes with family and friends is more than just fun. Perfect for reluctant readers, Highlights joke books provide: screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more wordplay that boosts young readers’ language skills a boost to confidence and social-emotional skills that will help them succeed in school For over 75 years, Highlights has inspired children to become Curious, Creative, Caring and Confident individuals. With products that encourage thinking, creativity and self-expression, Highlights helps kids build essential skills, all while having fun.
"Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.
This wonderful collection of hand-picked Thanksgiving classics will make you fall in love with our sweet little stories and will become a part of your Thanksgiving story-telling traditions: An Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving (Louisa May Alcott) The First Thanksgiving (Albert F. Blaisdell, Francis K. Ball) Aunt Susanna's Thanksgiving Dinner (Lucy Maud Montgomery) The Genesis of the Doughnut Club (Lucy Maud Montgomery) An English Dinner of Thanksgiving (George Eliot) Ezra's Thanksgivin' Out West (Eugene Field) John Inglefield's Thanksgiving (Nathaniel Hawthorne) Helen's Thanksgiving (Susan Coolidge) Thanksgiving at the Polls (Edward Everett Hale) Millionaire Mike's Thanksgiving (Eleanor H. Porter) The Thanksgiving of the Wazir (Andrew Lang) The Master of the Harvest (Mrs. Alfred Gatty) How We Kept Thanksgiving at Oldtown (Harriet Beecher Stowe) The Queer Little Baker Man (Phila Butler Bowman) A Turkey for the Stuffing (Katherine Grace Hulbert) Mrs. November's Party (Agnes Carr) The Debut of Dan'l Webster (Isabel Gordon Curtis) The Kingdom of the Greedy (P. J. Stahl) Thankful (Mary E. Wilkins Freeman) Beetle Ring's Thanksgiving Mascot (Sheldon C. Stoddard) Mistress Esteem Elliott's Molasses Cake (Kate Upson Clark) Thanksgiving at Todd's Asylum (Winthrop Packard) Wishbone Valley (R. K. Munkittrick) Patem's Salmagundi (E. S. Brooks) Miss November's Dinner Party (Agnes Carr) The Story of Ruth and Naomi (Bible) Bert's Thanksgiving (J. T. Trowbridge) How Obadiah Brought About a Thanksgiving (Emily Hewitt Leland) The White Turkey's Wing (Sophie Swett) The Thanksgiving Goose (Fannie Wilder Brown) A Novel Postman (Alice Wheildon) Chip's Thanksgiving (Annie Hamilton Donnell) A Thanksgiving Dinner (Edna Payson Brett) Two Old Boys (Pauline Shackleford Colyar) Mon-daw-min (H. R. Schoolcraft) A Mystery in the Kitchen (Olive Thorne Miller) Who Ate the Dolly's Dinner? (Isabel Gordon Curtis) An Old-fashioned Thanksgiving (Rose Terry Cooke) The Night before Thanksgiving (Sarah Jewett)...