Such a Silly Baby!

Such a Silly Baby!

Author: Steffanie Lorig

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9780811851343

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Rhyming text and illustrations follow the adventures of a baby who on excursions to the zoo, the circus, or the farm manages to get switched with an animal.


Silly Little Goose

Silly Little Goose

Author: Nancy Tafuri

Publisher:

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780545156929

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Goose hunts for a good nesting place and is ultimately successful.


Silly Goose

Silly Goose

Author: Marni McGee

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781950416233

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When Fox tells Goose that her ears are missing, she's all a-fluster. Then she meets Peacock, who happens to be selling ears. But Peacock isn't quite who he says he is . . .Will Goose's friends be able to tell her in time?


Indestructibles: Baby Faces

Indestructibles: Baby Faces

Author: Amy Pixton

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2012-05-22

Total Pages: 12

ISBN-13: 0761168818

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Indestructibles are the books built for the way babies read. They are 100 percent baby-proof, chew-proof, rip-proof, and drool-proof. Printed on a unique nontoxic, paperlike material that holds up to anything babies can throw at it—gumming, spilling, dragging across the floor— Indestructibles are the little books that could. They’re indestructible. And if they get dirty, just throw them in the washing machine or dishwasher. Baby Faces features baby’s favorite thing: pictures of other babies. It’s a book for parents and children to share together the many moods of a baby.


My Middle-aged Baby Book

My Middle-aged Baby Book

Author: Mary-Lou Weisman

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 1995

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 9781563058172

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First lost tooth. First colonoscopy. First second mortgage. First chin hair. First comb-over. All of these memorable firsts belong in MY MIDDLE-AGED BABY BOOK: A Place to Write Down All the Things You'll Soon Forget. A padded and chewable keepsake with room to write in significant firsts, it's a perfect gift for a milestone birthday, when you're old enough not to take yourself too seriously. ?A comic classic, My Middle-Aged Baby Book is the irrepressibly cheeky celebration of middle age in the form of a fill-in baby book--and the perfect gift for both women ("Is it hot in here, or is it just me?") and men (remember, it's prostate not prostrate). It's a place to record firsts: my first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses, my first words ("everything hurts"). Vital statistics: including married name(s), circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count (bad HDLs, good HDLs). Primary caregivers: urologist, periodontist, colorist. It explains the Seven Stages of Hair Loss, answers the question Am I Smiling . . . or Is It Gas?, covers Sex? (Check one: Yes, No, Can't Remember), and what happens When I Grow Up--go ahead, be a burden to your children! ?And for everyone who forgot where they put their reading glasses, the book is thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper in large, easy-to-read type.


Mustache Baby Meets His Match

Mustache Baby Meets His Match

Author: Bridget Heos

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2015

Total Pages: 45

ISBN-13: 0544363752

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A play date goes awry when Baby Billy and his mustache meet Beard Baby in this hilarious sequel to Mustache Baby.


Please, Baby, Please

Please, Baby, Please

Author: Spike Lee

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-09-18

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1416949119

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Go back to bed, baby, please, baby, please. Not on your HEAD, baby baby baby, please ... From moments fussy to fond, Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Spike Lee and his wife, producer Tonya Lewis Lee, present a behind-the-scenes look at the chills, spills, and unequivocal thrills of bringing up baby Vivid illustrations from celebrated artist Kadir Nelson evoke toddlerhood from sandbox to high chair to crib, and families everywhere will delight in sharing these exuberant moments again and again.


Baby Brains

Baby Brains

Author: Simon James

Publisher: National Geographic Books

Published: 2016-12-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 0763681776

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Simon James's story about the smartest baby in the world will have little ones howling with laughter and may have big ones smiling wryly with self-recognition. It's never too early to start bringing up the smartest baby in the whole world. So thinks the expectant Mrs. Brains, who reads to the baby inside her tummy every night and plays music and language tapes to her baby during the day. And soon enough, Mr. and Mrs. Brains have their very own Baby Brains! He reads the paper, fixes the family car, and works as a doctor in the local hospital. Now even the space program is calling on him. Is there anything Baby Brains can't do?


The Silly Book of Side-Splitting Stuff

The Silly Book of Side-Splitting Stuff

Author: Andy Seed

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2015-05-21

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 1408867397

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This laugh-out-loud book is bursting with lists, facts, jokes and funny true stories all about silly people, silly animals, silly inventions, silly names and much more. Discover The Great Stink, the man who ate a bike, a girl really called Lorna Mower and a sofa that can do 101mph. Find out about famous pranks, crazy festivals, nutty cats, gross foods, epic sports fails, ludicrously silly words and really rubbish predictions. There are even lots of great silly things to do. Unmissable!


Motherhood

Motherhood

Author: Sheila Heti

Publisher: Henry Holt and Company

Published: 2018-05-01

Total Pages: 305

ISBN-13: 1627790780

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From the author of How Should a Person Be? (“one of the most talked-about books of the year”—Time Magazine) and the New York Times Bestseller Women in Clothes comes a daring novel about whether to have children. In Motherhood, Sheila Heti asks what is gained and what is lost when a woman becomes a mother, treating the most consequential decision of early adulthood with the candor, originality, and humor that have won Heti international acclaim and made How Should A Person Be? required reading for a generation. In her late thirties, when her friends are asking when they will become mothers, the narrator of Heti’s intimate and urgent novel considers whether she will do so at all. In a narrative spanning several years, casting among the influence of her peers, partner, and her duties to her forbearers, she struggles to make a wise and moral choice. After seeking guidance from philosophy, her body, mysticism, and chance, she discovers her answer much closer to home. Motherhood is a courageous, keenly felt, and starkly original novel that will surely spark lively conversations about womanhood, parenthood, and about how—and for whom—to live.