Southern Fried Sass Collection

Southern Fried Sass Collection

Author: Julia Mills

Publisher: Southern Fried Sass

Published: 2023-06-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian 'Cause it's just not right to eat your friends. Here they are! The first THREE stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place! Bubble, bubble, you got trouble? Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double. No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass! Somebody wake up Daisy! OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES! Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman. Take a load off. Put your feet up. And enjoy! XOXO Julia


Southern Fried Sass: Volume 1

Southern Fried Sass: Volume 1

Author: Julia Mills

Publisher: Julia Mills

Published: 2023-07-18

Total Pages: 438

ISBN-13:

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Welcome to Hairy Wart, Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried, and the Soul Food's vegetarian ~ ‘Cause it’s just not right to eat your friends. Here they are! The first FOUR stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place! Bubble, bubble, you got trouble? Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double. No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass! Somebody wake up Daisy! OH! And most importantly, (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES! Livin', breathin', smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem, I mean, Guardswoman. Take a load off. Put your feet up. And, enjoy! XOXO Julia


Southern Fried Sass

Southern Fried Sass

Author: Ginger Minj

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2023-11-07

Total Pages: 342

ISBN-13: 1668005484

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RuPaul’s Drag Race superstar Ginger Minj shares her favorite recipes, best advice, and wildest stories in this hilarious book that’s part memoir, part cookbook. Perfect for fans of Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood. Drag icon Ginger Minj brings her signature humor and sass to this tongue-in-cheek memoir-cum-life manual-cum-cookbook. Featuring Ginger’s favorite Southern-inspired recipes, Southern Fried Sass showcases some of her most vulnerable and celebratory moments, revealing the most valuable lessons she’s learned after years in drag and the pearls of wisdom she’s gleaned from her grandmother’s personal brand of Southern resilience. You’ll cheer for Ginger as she spills the tea with exclusive behind-the-scenes details from three seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race and offers her best advice on everything from contouring to cooking and setting the table for a full-on Southern-style Thanksgiving dinner. Did we say dinner? Here, you’ll find more than fifty recipes, including The Minx’s Sick’ning Scalloped Pineapple Paradise, Red Barn BBQ Ribs platter, Better Than Sex cake, and countless other decadent desserts. From fighting for what you’re worth to looking good on a motorcycle as a big girl to finding love while also making damn good cupcakes, this is the perfect gift for anyone who wants to live their best life.


Southern Sass and a Crispy Corpse

Southern Sass and a Crispy Corpse

Author: Kate Young

Publisher: National Geographic Books

Published: 2020-05-26

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 1496721470

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On Georgia’s picturesque Peach Cove Island, a killer is serving up a two-for-one special . . . After their mama's passing, Marygene Brown returned to Peach Cove Island to help her sister Jena Lynn run the family diner, renowned for its homemade peach desserts. But Mama is never too far away—her sassy spirit haunts the island, and more specifically Marygene. Lately Mama has been warning her that the dead will seek her out to solve their murders, an idea Marygene is far from peachy keen on. But that prophecy appears to be coming true when she goes skinny-dipping off the island and swims right into a woman's charred corpse floating in the waves. And when Marygene and her brother Sam come upon a second burned body in a wine cellar at an event they're catering, it appears they have a double homicide on their hands. It soon turns out the victims have more in common than their charred remains, and Marygene will need to double down to find a killer who has no aversion to playing with fire. Good thing Mama has her back . . . Includes Seven Recipes from Marygene’s Kitchen!


Southern Fried Yankee Cookbook

Southern Fried Yankee Cookbook

Author: Denise Mason

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03

Total Pages: 263

ISBN-13: 9781980434474

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One night after making a large pot of Jambalaya, I wondered at what point this true New England Yankee had become so southern. I realized it was a slow evolution. I met my husband, a true Southern gentleman, almost 20 years ago. For the first couple of years of our marriage, we lived in Texas. While there, I never really bothered to make many of the comfort foods of my husband's youth. All he had to do was go around the corner and he could get whatever he wanted. Later, we ended up returning to New England and after a period of time; my husband began to miss his old Southern favorites. He slowly began to ask me if I would try to make his favorite foods. His first request- Southern Fried Chicken. He figured it would be relatively easy for me since I had attended Culinary School before deciding to get a degree in nutrition. I have to say, my first attempt at Fried Chicken was dismal. The crust fell off, it had very little flavor and I am not sure it was even cooked all the way. So began the search and the many trials, to make the best Fried Chicken. I called his family, no one would share any of their recipes with me, I was the enemy. I began to scour cookbooks and the internet- all in the effort to find the perfect combination. Only to find that some ingredients weren't available up North, or that they didn't work. Or worse, it wasn't what my husband remembered!! Some things, I didn't like; they were too spicy or I just didn't care for the combination of flavors. As the years passed and I finally conquered the Fried Chicken, he began to request more of his favorites. The process would begin all over again to find that perfect combination of flavors with locally available ingredients. The result is a compilation of recipes that I have created. In the past year or so, people had begun to request my recipes, so I began to record them so it would be easy for me to pass them along. One night, I was joking with my husband that I should open my own restaurant and just sell my food. He laughed and said, it would just be easier to write a cookbook. Tongue-in-cheek I said I would call it "Southern Fried Yankee!" He laughed even harder and told me to do it. So the idea was born to write this cookbook. Why not call it a true Southern Cookbook, well that is because it is not!! If you want true authentic flavors, these recipes may or may not be what you are looking for. These are my versions and interpretations of Southern Comfort Foods with a liberal amount of classic New England Yankee thrown in. They are an amalgamation of both my husband and me and represent a true melting pot of flavors. All my recipes have been tried many times, are generally easy to prepare, and most don't require any special appliances or ingredients to make them. They are the common favorites of my family and friends. I have included many great tips and short cuts including crock-pot recipes for those meals that generally take a long time to prepare on the stove or in the oven. I hope that you enjoy preparing them and eating them!


Nosey Rosie

Nosey Rosie

Author: Julia Mills

Publisher: Julia Mills

Published: 2023-07-18

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13:

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When the Goddess and the Universe team-up, with Destiny and Fate shakin' their pom-poms on the sideline, it's more than a Witch can endure. Buckle up, Buttercups. I'm the Witch your momma warned you about. It was just another beautiful day in Hairy Wort when Taffy and I happened upon a dead body in the rubble of the Marshall Mansion – That got up and walked away! No! I am not messin’ with you. I swear. It really happened. Just when I thought things were as low as they would go – think the creepy, crawlies creeping and crawlin’ at the very bottom of the Swamp – a tall, handsome Panther with a glint in his eye showed up like he owned the place. Then you know what he did? He told everybody he was my Mate. What the H-E-Double-hockey-sticks am I supposed to do with that pile of Grunch crap? Good Goddess, if you love me, send me a hundred-pound box of chocolate and a gallon of Miss Bunny’s sweet, iced tea. Hey! Even better, come on down and hang out a while. Heaven knows I could use the help.


Later Gator

Later Gator

Author: Julia Mills

Publisher: Julia Mills

Published: 2023-07-18

Total Pages: 143

ISBN-13:

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Bubble, bubble, got your ass in a sling? Oh, Darlin' that ain't no big thing. Deadman walkin'? Ghost a-talkin'? 'Round here, that just ain't shockin'. No lawbreaker too evil. No case too small. All ya' gotta do is call. No ifs, no buts, no coconuts. It's just a fact. We got your back. Scaled, feathered or furry, never you worry. Bless your little heart. We're the only place to start. Bet your bootay, we'll save the day. Southern Fried Sass, Baby, all the way!


Lazy Daisy

Lazy Daisy

Author: Julia Mills

Publisher: Julia Mills

Published: 2023-07-18

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13:

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Dragonettes, Honey Buns, and one dead Piggy Princess! Hang On, Hairy Wort, it’s Lazy Daisy to the rescue…well, sorta. Pat-a-cake, Pat-a-cake, Baker Bear’s Witch, Oh, dear me I just flipped that switch. There’s a pig in the oven as dead as can be, Without a heart, or a lung, or a danged kid-ney. With a zip and a zap and a tappity-tap, I’ll fix this mess even without a catnap. Got Miss Bunny, Doc Downey, and Granny Cleo, One, two, three, and away we go. Bubble, Bubble, we sure got some trouble. Another Piggie’s missing, so now it’s double. Somethin’ sure stinks, but that might be the skunks, Or the Cats, or the Possums, oh heck! They’re all punks. See ya’ in Hairy Wort. It’s sure to be snort! Come ‘on down! There’ll be laughs all ‘round.


Jamie's Got A Wand

Jamie's Got A Wand

Author: Julia Mills

Publisher: Julia Mills

Published: 2023-07-18

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13:

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Bubble, bubble, who the hell asked for a bubble? We’re off to the Swamp, a nasty hex to tromp. Wanda the wand is rarin’ to scoot, and the crazy Wolf is a root-a-toot-toot. (Sorry, rhyming's not my thing. Talk to Daisy. She's the danged poet.) Grab your boots, your magic, and a big can of bug spray. I’mma need all the help I can get to keep this evil at bay. The Dragonettes are out like a light with no little Prince Charmings in sight. Yes, there’ll be Gators, but no worries, they’ve all been fed. Even that nasty little redhead, Nannette and her crazy brother, Ted. P.S. If you see Dash, tell him to get his Slothy butt to the Swamp!