Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales

Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales

Author: Rob Kutner

Publisher: First Second

Published: 2023-07-25

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 1250344840

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Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin’ trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies! What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you? You’ve got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD! So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World’s Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won’t know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!


Dragon's Merry Christmas

Dragon's Merry Christmas

Author: Dav Pilkey

Publisher: Orchard Books (NY)

Published: 2003-01-01

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9780439548489

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Dragon has a merry time in the Christmas season, decorating a tree outdoors, making a chocolate candy wreath, and sharing his Christmas gifts with needy animals.


Apocalypse How

Apocalypse How

Author: Rob Kutner

Publisher: Running Press Adult

Published: 2008-05-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780762432332

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People have been predicting the end of the world since...well, the beginning of it. Oh, the form it takes may vary-firestorm, earthquake, plague, new ice age, alien invasion, nuclear cloud, or the rise of our machines-but everyone who survives will be starting over at Square One. Your needs won't be that different from today's: food, shelter, work, finances, relationships, 24-hour cable.... But you'll have more raw materials to deal with. Apocalypse How is the humorous how-to-guide to living your best life possible (after the Apocalypse renders your current quality of life null and void.) Organized like a travel or lifestyle guide, the book tells you all you need to know in order to fend off zombies, forge for non-radioactive food, and make the most of your new dwelling (while ignoring the ash outline of its previous occupants on the far wall.)This handy volume includes such essential sections as: What to Expect When We're Exploding Before We Blow: Your Essential To-Hoard List Should You Stay or Should You Flee? Questionnaire Sex, Love, and Dating: What if You Are the Last Man on Earth? The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Petty Tyrants The Apocalyptic Aptitude Test Apocalypse How is guaranteed to be of use in the world to come. It also makes a handy defense weapon if thrown, and firestarter if needed.


Gobbling Ghouls

Gobbling Ghouls

Author: Paige Lawrence

Publisher:

Published: 2020-07-31

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13:

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The six Gobbling Ghouls dive into dumpsters and tip over trash cans in search of their favorite junk-food treats until, one day, their not-so-healthy eating habits create some frustrating symptoms. They must eat a healthy diet.


The Snot Goblin

The Snot Goblin

Author: Mira Mee

Publisher:

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 9780476004788

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What is it like having a Goblin in your closet? Meet Snot, a lovable little fellow with big hairy ears, upside down eyes who enjoys eating bogeys, flies and anything gross. Suggested level: junior, primary.


When Crocs Fly

When Crocs Fly

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781449476274

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Sure, crocs can fly . . . just not in the way you might expect. This spectacular feat usually involves an impenetrable wall, zip lines, gravity, and an appetizing zebra on the other side. In this collection of cartoons specially chosen for kids, the gang from Pearls Before Swine gets into adventures you have to see to believe. Join Rat and Pig--the brains and the pawn--as they attempt the first 3D comic; see what happens when the luckless crocs adopt two Oreos (penguins); and roll your eyes with Goat as he tries desperately to keep his sanity in the midst of these antics.


Goblins

Goblins

Author: Philip Reeve

Publisher: Scholastic UK

Published: 2012-04-05

Total Pages: 218

ISBN-13: 1407135333

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Always busy squabbling, the goblins who live in the great towers of Clovenstone spend all their time fighting and looting. Only clever young Skarper understands that dark magic created by a vanquished sorcerer is rising again. From the lands of men come fortune-seekers - and soon trolls, giants, cloud-maidens, swamp monsters, tree-warriors, humans and bloodthirsty goblins alike are swept into a fabulous magical conflict! Enter a wild world of magical creatures and heroic adventure in this thrilling new fantasy from the extraordinary imagination of Philip Reeve.


Iggy & Oz

Iggy & Oz

Author: J. J. Johnson

Publisher:

Published: 2022-02-22

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781087941677

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Willis Wilbur Wows the World

Willis Wilbur Wows the World

Author: Lindsey Leavitt

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2022-03-29

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 0593224051

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Willis Wilbur has the entire summer in front of him. So it's time to fulfill his destiny: becoming the neighborhood life coach. Nine-year-old Willis Wilbur had his summer figured out. He and his best friend, Shelley, were going to Band Camp, and he was going to learn how to play the sousaphone. Easy. Simple. A done deal. But when Shelley is whisked off to Hawaii for a summer with her family, Willis is left staring down the long, boring road of an empty summer. Or even worse--eight long weeks of Day Camp. So Willis decides to try something new. He's going to MAKE A DATE WITH DESTINY. And after spotting a flyer for a local business competition, he finds exactly what his true calling really is: becoming the Neighborhood Life Coach. A kid helping other kids with kids' problems. His niche, he discovers. And he was going to be great at it. The best at it. So good, that he was going to become wildly, ridiculously famous. All he needed were some clients... With gumption, tenacity, and many other buzzwords he finds in self-help business magazines, Willis dives bowtie-first into the entrepreneurial waters. But starting a business alone, especially without his best friend by his side, is tough work. And with neighborhood bullies getting in his way, a guinea pig client who's actually a guinea pig, and an annoyingly competent little sister asking for a raise, Willis has his work cut out for him. Funny, heartfelt, and overwhelmingly endearing, Willis Wilbur is here to make all of your (well, his) dreams come true. (For a small fee.)