Silly, Smelly Animal Jokes
Author: Julia Garstecki
Publisher: Hi Jinx Press
Published: 2018
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781680723304
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWith fun facts and real-life connections, shares goofy jokes about animals.
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Author: Julia Garstecki
Publisher: Hi Jinx Press
Published: 2018
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781680723304
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWith fun facts and real-life connections, shares goofy jokes about animals.
Author: Dorling Kindersley Publishing Staff
Publisher:
Published: 1999
Total Pages: 260
ISBN-13: 9780752530062
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: John Townsend
Publisher: The Salariya Book Company
Published: 2021-02-09
Total Pages: 130
ISBN-13: 1912006545
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis hilarious, fact-packed joke book will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. It features dozens of gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, themed around the gross and gruesome aspects of the animal kingdom, along with bite-sized information about the topics covered. Find out about scary polar bears, the horrible habits of hippos, gigantic crocodiles and the disgusting diet of vultures. Hold onto your sides and dive in!
Author: Barbara Park
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Published: 2010-11-03
Total Pages: 82
ISBN-13: 0307754847
DOWNLOAD EBOOK“Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold! Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Remember when it was scary to go to school? In the first Junie B. Jones book, it’s Junie B.’s first day and she doesn’t know anything. She’s so scared of the school bus and the meanies on it that when it’s time to go home, she doesn’t. USA Today: “Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.” Publishers Weekly: “Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.” Kirkus Reviews: “Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.” Time: “Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
Author: May Roche
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Published: 2018-10-16
Total Pages: 241
ISBN-13: 1250190037
DOWNLOAD EBOOKEvery kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Author: Robert Blake
Publisher: Scholastic
Published: 1992
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9780590410625
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: 2009-02-19
Total Pages: 289
ISBN-13: 0307489183
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLearn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Author: Craig Smith
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Published: 2010
Total Pages: 26
ISBN-13: 0545261244
DOWNLOAD EBOOKKids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.
Author: Brenda Ponnay
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Published: 2017-06-15
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 1532402252
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhat’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.
Author: Mat Waugh
Publisher:
Published: 2018-05-13
Total Pages: 68
ISBN-13: 9781999914714
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAn easy-to-read collection of funny jokes for 5 year olds. Big type and lots of pictures make this a book to share, or for early readers and budding comedians.