Jokes for Minecrafters
Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-02-02

Total Pages: 159

ISBN-13: 1510706372

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Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters
Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-02-23

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 1510718842

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Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts is the fourth book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which has more than 800 belly laughs waiting for you! This laugh-a-minute book leaves no enderman or zombie unscathed, and comes complete with silly illustrations for even more fun! Inside you will find side-splitters such as: Q: What’s black and white and dead all over? A: A Zombie in a tuxedo. Q: Why did Steve search for ore all day? A: Because he digs it. For kids ages 5 and up, this book of jokes will have all your friends and family doubling over! Bust out the funniest of these Minecrafter jokes at home or school for endless jokes and fun! This adventure series is created especially for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, magical academies like Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga, and games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Pokemon GO.

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs
An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-05-14

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1510748083

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Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! Inside you will find funny gags such as: What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common? They both get “knocked” a lot. What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice? You burp juice! What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink? Shield pop! Where do Fortniters sleep? In a nite fort! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!

Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters
Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-02-02

Total Pages: 184

ISBN-13: 1510706364

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Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before! Inside you will find uproarious jokes like: Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft? Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your door—they blow it up! What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper? A teleporting bomb. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite
An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-11-16

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 1510770836

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Did you hear about the barnyard animal who learned to play Fortnite? She won the Cattle Royale! Why do Fortnite players have great smelling breath? They use Scope. Why did the Fortnite player build a house out of old harvested wood? He needed structure. If you loved An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes from Salty Springs, you'll love this volume eight hundred all-new gut-busting jokes for you and your squad! From puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the funniest jokes inspired by Fortnite and its gameplay. Cackle your way to victory with the craziest and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these sidesplitting jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from the silly illustrations throughout!

Belly Laugh Brilliant Jokes for Smart Kids
Belly Laugh Brilliant Jokes for Smart Kids

Author: Sky Pony Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-08-18

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13: 151075492X

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A hilarious collection of 350 uniquely clever jokes for smart kids, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! What did the wall say to the perpendicular wall? Meet you at the corner! What snack do computers like? Microchips! I love the way the Earth rotates . . . it really makes my day! Belly Laugh Brilliant Jokes for Smart Kids is full of hilarious fun for bright kids! From snappy puns to brilliant one-liners to fun wordplay, this collection is complete with 350 of the smartest jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun (and some knowledge!) into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere!

The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters
The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Sky Pony

Published: 2019-11-05

Total Pages: 536

ISBN-13: 9781510747333

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“Dig in” to your favorite Minecraft jokes! All your favorite Minecraft jokes are now in one place! This collection of three titles from the Jokes for Minecrafters series brings you over two thousand puns, one-liners, and wisecracks about all your favorites from the world of Minecraft. From ghasts and endermen to zombies and creepers, no mob is safe from the punchlines in this laugh-a-minute collection. Included titles are: Jokes for Minecrafters (9781510706330) Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters (9781510706323) Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters (9781510727175) This ginormous joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches with The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters!

Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters
Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-17

Total Pages: 163

ISBN-13: 1510730990

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The Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters is the must-have book of more than 800 incredible facts for your favorite multiplayer video game! Test your brains and stump your friends about life in the Overworld and down in the Nether, where Minecraft came from, and hundreds of other tips and Minecraft gaming secrets! Become a master builder of your own Minecraft smarts with The Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters! Inside you will find awesome trivia such as: Herobrine isn’t a real character programmed into the game. Urban legends insist that he’s a dead miner, or that Notch’s deceased brother haunts the game. It’s just a glitch that makes Steve sometimes appear to have spooky white eyes. They’re probably just bleary from playing too much Minecraft. The name of the main miner character in the game is Steve, right? Well, sort of. He didn’t ever have one until someone asked Notch in an interview if the character had a name. Notch’s response: “Steve?” The name stuck. We still don’t know what his last name is, though. This book is complete with silly illustrations to make becoming a master of Minecrafter facts even more fun. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in awe of your Minecrafter knowledge!

Minecraft Joke Book
Minecraft Joke Book

Author: Mojang AB

Publisher:

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781405295253

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Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

FORTNITE (Official): How to Draw
FORTNITE (Official): How to Draw

Author: Epic Games

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2020-05-26

Total Pages: 115

ISBN-13: 0316591343

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Draw your favorite Outfits, vehicles, weapons, and more with Epic Games' first official how to draw book, including tips to make your sketches as epic as your in-game achievements and featuring the authentic Fortnite holographic seal. Learn how to draw 35 of the game's most popular icons-including Outfits, weapons, building materials, and vehicles. In easy-to-follow stages, you'll go step-by-step from rough sketch to detailed finish. INCLUDES: 16 iconic Outfits 8 fearsome weapons The craziest in-game vehicles Drawing guide Top art tips, including advanced shading and texture techniques Whether you're a complete novice or an experienced artist, this book will inspire you to pick up a pencil and get sketching! LET'S GO!