Sex, Sleep or Scrabble?
Sex, Sleep or Scrabble?

Author: Phil Hammond

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2010-09-15

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 1845025261

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What questions would you ask a doctor at a comedy gig?...Is it healthy to sleep with a pet? What are the side effects of budgie-smuggling? Is horse riding riskier that ecstasy? Do love eggs need to be fitted? Do unlucky beds exist? Do doctors ever pretend to hear noises with a stethoscope? Should I hand-wash my merkin? Do you need three hands to put a condom on properly? Is it safe to fall asleep with a penis enlarger on? What should I do if someone dies on me during sex? GP and comedian Phil Hammond is easier to see on stage than in the surgery, but he always leaves time for questions. Here are 250 of life's quirkiest queries, lovingly collected from audiences across the UK. Some people put a hand straight up, others prefer a shy drop into Dr Phil's secret sack. Open wide for the finest answers to the most bizarre questions, ranging from tongue in cheek to absolutely filthy...yet surprisingly useful.

Sex, Sleep Or Scrabble?
Sex, Sleep Or Scrabble?

Author: Phil Hammond

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13: 9781845023027

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How often does a doctor invite awkward questions, and then try to answer them? For the last year, doctor and comedian Phil Hammond has been encouraging audiences to ask about what really bothers them in the medical department. This is those questions and his humourous answers.

A Book of Sleep
A Book of Sleep

Author: Il Sung Na

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

Published: 2013-06-26

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 038537464X

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When the sky grows dark and the moon glows bright, everyone goes to sleep . . . except for the watchful owl! With a spare, soothing text and beautifully rich and textured illustrations of a starry night, this is the perfect “book of sleep.” Join the owl on his moonlit journey as he watches all the other animals settle in for the night: some sleep standing up, while some sleep on the move! Some sleep peacefully alone, while others sleep all together, huddled close. Il Sung Na makes his American debut with this gorgeous bedtime offering. While each animal rests in its own special way, little ones will also drift off to a cozy sleep.

The Handmaid's Tale
The Handmaid's Tale

Author: Margaret Atwood

Publisher: McClelland & Stewart

Published: 2011-09-06

Total Pages: 370

ISBN-13: 0771008791

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An instant classic and eerily prescient cultural phenomenon, from “the patron saint of feminist dystopian fiction” (New York Times). Now an award-winning Hulu series starring Elizabeth Moss. In this multi-award-winning, bestselling novel, Margaret Atwood has created a stunning Orwellian vision of the near future. This is the story of Offred, one of the unfortunate “Handmaids” under the new social order who have only one purpose: to breed. In Gilead, where women are prohibited from holding jobs, reading, and forming friendships, Offred’s persistent memories of life in the “time before” and her will to survive are acts of rebellion. Provocative, startling, prophetic, and with Margaret Atwood’s devastating irony, wit, and acute perceptive powers in full force, The Handmaid’s Tale is at once a mordant satire and a dire warning.

Mennonite in a Little Black Dress
Mennonite in a Little Black Dress

Author: Rhoda Janzen

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2009-10-13

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 080508925X

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In the spirit of Anne Lamott and Nora Ephron comes Janze's hilarious and moving memoir about a woman who returns home to her close-knit Mennonite family after a personal crisis.

Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks
Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks

Author: G. Patrick Vennebush

Publisher: Robert Reed Publishers

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781934759486

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Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --

The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)
The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)

Author: Anna Pulley

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2016-04-19

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 1250072646

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Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action. From lesbian pick-up lines: Pronounce Annie Proulx's name correctly—watch lady's cargo pants fall off. To icebreaker haiku for first dates: It has been MANY years, but I'm not done griping about The L Word. To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex: It's like straight sex but afterwards we ask ourselves, "We just had sex, right?" Lesbian sex is like water polo—no one really knows the rules. This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.

Trust Me, I'm (Still) a Doctor
Trust Me, I'm (Still) a Doctor

Author: Phil Hammond

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2009-08-26

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1845028716

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This is a hilarious new book by the best-selling author of "Medicine Balls".Dr Phil has been a doctor and whistleblower for twenty one years, and still hasn't been struck off. As "Private Eye's" medical correspondent and presenter of BBC's "Trust Me, I'm a Doctor", he's exposed too many scandals and upset too many surgeons. Now aged 46, with varifocals, a swelling prostate and a black bit on his toe that could be a melanoma, he's paranoid about becoming a patient. What will the bastards do to me?This irreverent and confrontational romp through Dr Phil's alleged career starts off with scary scandals but ends up with some surprisingly useful tips on how to avoid doctors if you can and use them if you can't.Trust Me, I'm (Still) a Doctor is one book you can't afford not to read!

Twerking to Turking
Twerking to Turking

Author: EDA Collective

Publisher: John Hunt Publishing

Published: 2015-05-29

Total Pages: 264

ISBN-13: 1782797513

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In this follow-up to the first volume of Everyday Analysis articles, Why are Animals Funny?, the EDA Collective tracks through an ABC of modern phenomena ordered by analytic theme, widely ranging from Advertising to Language, Sport to Education, Film and TV to Work and Play, and Politics to Comic Universes. Punctuating these phenomenal pieces are illustrations from a range of artists and cartoonists, including Martin Rowson of the London Guardian.