Serving Up Some Funny
Serving Up Some Funny

Author: Lisa DeMarco

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing

Published: 2009-04

Total Pages: 125

ISBN-13: 1608600696

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Can you handle a good joke? Serving Up Some Funny is one page after another of tasteful adult jokes collected over the past eight years by a veteran waitress in a family owned and operated diner-style restaurant. Did you hear the one about the cowboy with the erection? How about the boss who went to lunch with his secretary on his birthday? Within these pages you will find dirty jokes tasteful enough to tell at the breakfast counter in your favorite diner. Your audience will be rolling down the aisles and howling with laughter as you serve them up another order of purely funny jokes - extra spicy, of course! Author Bio: Lisa DeMarco grew up in a family reputed to be the "chattiest" people from New Jersey all the way down to the eastern coast of Florida. Her love of storytelling takes a break when she is busy working on her next collection of jokes and humorous writings. A waitress for over twenty years, Lisa can be found in her pink high-tops dishing some good eats and funny jokes at Haystax Restaurant. She lives with her husband, Joey, and two daughters, Amanda Jeane and Makenzie Rae, in Tavares, Florida.

Serving Up Some Funny House Specials
Serving Up Some Funny House Specials

Author: Lisa DeMarco

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency

Published: 2022-07-05

Total Pages: 166

ISBN-13: 1682356671

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Giggles, giggles, and more giggles! Is there such a thing as too much laughter? “NO!” says author Lisa DeMarco, aka America’s Funniest Waitress. A transplant to the Sunshine State, this native Jersey girl prides herself on being able to make total strangers laugh out loud. She believes it is her mission in life to feed the world, while also serving up their daily dose of funnies. Serving Up Some Funny House Specials is her latest ray of tasty delights, plucked from her enormous private stash of jokes. This is her third book in the Serving Up Some Funny series, which includes Adult Menu and Leftovers. House Specials is a tribute to the fabulous men and women who shared their spicy, sassy, tasteless tales with her while she served her 30-plus-year sentence in the hospitality industry. She feels privileged to have met all these kind folks she labeled her “jokesters.” Sadly, most of them have since passed away. “What better way could I honor their memories than to serve up their original, blue-plate special for the world to enjoy? Generations of pure, light-hearted laughter are just waiting to fill your soul. And that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?” For more jokes, visit Lisa at www.laughswithlisa.com or visit her weekly at www.thevillagesnews.com. She will introduce you to all the unique personalities she has met over the years.

The Underdogs Serve It Up
The Underdogs Serve It Up

Author: Kate Temple

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2023-03-14

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 0593527011

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Perfect for fans of comical animal do-gooders like The Bad Guys, The InvestiGators, and The Chicken Squad, this hilarious chapter book series follows a group of bumbling dog detectives and their newest recruit—a cat! In their third case, the Underdogs must fetch the identity of a tennis ball thief. Crime is on the rise in Dogtown, and it’s all thanks to a doggone thief! It’s nearly time for the Dogtown Tennis Grand Slam, but all the balls have gone missing. Could Boris Barker, the famed international tennis pro, be behind it all? Or what about Steffi Gruff? Or Novak Dogavic? No matter who the culprit is, if they’re not stopped, the tournament will be ruined. So it’s time to call in the Underdog Detective Agency: with Barkley the German shepherd, Carl the Chihuahua, Dr. Spots the Dalmatian, and Fang . . . the cat. (Yes, a CAT!) What the Underdogs lack in skill, they make up for in grit and determination. And they jump on the case like a dog with a ball, but can they save the day and serve up the criminal mastermind in time? Or will it be game, set, match? You’ll have to read to find out in this paws-itively hilarious mystery!

The Woodsman's Daughter
The Woodsman's Daughter

Author: Jeni Swem Edmonds

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

Published: 2010-10-21

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 1426933436

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Thomas Martin is a pranksterone of those guys who thinks his jokes are funny. Living in the foothills of the Smokey Mountains, he revels in executing pranks on the campers and hikers; he has mastered the art of scaring the city folk. Sometimes his stunts have deadly consequences. He calls himself the Woodsman. Though loyal to her father, Martins ten-year-old daughter Jennifer is often afraid, especially when Martin abuses her mother, Eileen. Jennifer is with him the day a hiker dies as a result of one of his foolish pranks, bringing the family to a breaking point. Just a few days before Jennifers eleventh birthday, Martin is brutally murdered. Eileen disappears, and Jennifer has no memory of her fathers tragic death. Time passes, but Jennifer has her never forgotten the abuses her father heaped on the family. She now leads a life full of murder and deceit, getting revenge on those who mistreat women and those who stick their noses in her business. Her mother served revenge up on a platter, but for Jennifer, revenge is spoon-fed and dressed to kill. She is the Woodsmans daughter.

Satiristas
Satiristas

Author: Paul Provenza

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2010-05-04

Total Pages: 587

ISBN-13: 0061959871

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Featuring our greatest comedic minds on the nature of humor, its relevance in society—and why sometimes you just need a good dirty joke to cleanse the palate—Satiristas is a hilarious multi-voiced manifesto on satire and comedy presented by Paul Provenza, co-creator of The Aristocrats.

Sandwiches in the Sun
Sandwiches in the Sun

Author: Chris Herman

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2013-01-31

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 1475966091

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Chris and Sue Herman make a life-altering decision in 2006. When an opportunity comes up for them to move to Lanzarote, the easternmost of the Canary Islands, Chris and Sue leave their work and family routines behind in England to pursue a new way of life. In this witty and warm-hearted memoir, Chris explores how he teams up with his wife to establish a future on this beautiful, quirky island. Chris has been called to pursue a career in the church in Lanzarote, where hell serve as an assistant pastor. The opportunity is exciting, and their home may appear to be idyllic, but the couple soon discovers the downsides involved with such great change. Cowboy builders, unwanted guests taking advantage of their hospitality, and unreliable employers are just a few of the challenges they face. In time, he finds himself single-handedly leading the church. He must also cope with a disastrous caf project that tests his laid-back temperament. In spite of the difficulties of this transition, even as finances start to dwindle, Chris and Sue refuse to give up on their dream.

Daygame Infinite
Daygame Infinite

Author: Nick Krauser

Publisher: Nick Krauser

Published:

Total Pages: 526

ISBN-13:

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This is Nick Krauser's crowning acheivement, a massive 524-page textbook presented in FULL COLOUR and loaded with cutting edge information for how the average man can attract and seduce beautiful women during the daytime. It includes a detailed analysis of real live dates and text messages.